フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Guys, there's, uh, somebody I'd like you to meet.

みんな、紹介するよ。

Wait, w-w-wait. What is that?

待って、それ何？

That would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?

マルセルだ。あいさつは？

No, no, I don't.

したくない。

Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?

かわいい、どこから？

My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.

ベセルが研究所から助けた。

Ross, is-is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?

アパートで飼うつもり？

Yeah, I mean, it's been kind of quiet since Carol left, so..

離婚してから寂しくてね。

And why don't you just get a roommate?

ルームメイト、捜せば？

Nah. I don't know. I think you reach a certain age having a roommate is just kind of pathe.. Uh, sorry, that's-that's, pathet which is Sanskrit for really cool way to live.

いい年して、他人と同居するなんて、みじめ...その二人にもよるけどね。

Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's?

新年の予定は？

Joey, what? What is wrong with New Year's?

新年のこと、聞いて悪い？

Well, nothing for you. You have Paolo. You don't have to face the horrible pressure of this holiday.

君にはパウロがいるから焦りはないよな？

Desperate scrambles to find anything with lips just so you can have somebody to kiss when the ball drops.

午前0時に空いてる唇、探して走り回ることもない。

I'm just sick of being a victim this Dick Clark holiday.

マスコミに踊らされずに...

I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us. Dinner.

今年は恋人抜きだ。6人だけで食事しよう。

Sure.

いいわよ。

Okay. We'll do that.

そうしよう。

You know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.

盛り上がりに欠けるな。

Excuse me? Excuse me? Yeah, noisy boys.

ちょっと、そこのおしゃべりボーイズ。

Is it something that you'd like to share with the entire group?

それ、大事な話なわけ？

No, no, that's-that's okay.

いや、お構いなく。

Well, come on, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing. Then, I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear.

歌の最中に話すほど大事なら、みんなに発表なさい。

I was just saying friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in-in my life.

僕はあなたを「最高に美しい女性だ」と。

And then, he said that, you-you said you thought Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life.

でも彼の方は「ダリル・ハンナが一番だ」と言うんです。

Well, Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way you are, uh, luminous with a kind of delicate grace.

ダリル・ハンナはいわゆる美人だけど、あなたには繊細な優美さがある。

Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean, God, by my sixth date with Paolo I mean he'd already named both my breasts.

キスもまだなの？パウロは、もう私の胸にあだ名つけたわ。

Oh, did-did I just share too much?

刺激、強すぎ？

Just a smidge.

少しね。

Wait a minute. Wait. I see where this is going. You're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you? You're gonna break the pact.

待てよ。新年もってことか？協定破りだ。

No, no, no. No.. Yeah, could I just..

とんでもない。破っていい？

Yeah, 'cause I already asked Janice.

俺もジャニス誘った。

Come on, this was a pact! This was your pact!

言い出しっぺは君だぞ。

I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure. I snapped!

プレッシャーでキレたんだ。

Do you always have to bring him here?

なぜ連れてくるの？

Look, I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We-we had our first fight this morning.

1人にできないよ。今朝ケンカしちゃってさ。

I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean and..

僕の帰りが遅いって怒って。本意じゃないことを言っちゃって...

...he threw some feces.

彼、最後にはフンを投げた。

Um, were you planning on kissing me ever?

私にキスする気は？

Uh, that's definitely a-a valid question. And, uh, the answer would be yes. Yes, I was.

それは実にいい質問だ。それに対する回答はイエス。予定はある。

But see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment because well, because it-it's you.

でも特別な状況下で特別な現象として行いたい。君は特別だから。

But see the longer I waited the more phenomenal the kiss had to be.

だがこれまで地道に待ち続けたことで、特別なキスになる機は熟したようだ。

And now, we've reached a place where it's just got to be one of those things where I just, like, uh sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it

机の物を払いのけて押し倒したいが...

and, uh, I'm not really a-a-a sweeping sort of fella.

僕には似合わないね。

Oh, oh, David, I-I think you are a sweeping sort of fella. I mean, you're a sweeper trapped inside a physicist's body.

そんなことない、似合うわよ。情熱を知性が抑えてるだけ。

Phoebe, hi. Hey, do you know everybody?

フィービー。マックス、紹介するわ。

No. Have you seen David?

結構だ。デビッドは？

No, no, he hasn't been around. Well, if you see him, tell him to, uh, pack his bags. We are going to Minsk.

来てないけど。見かけたら「ミンスクへ行くぞ」と。

Minsk? It's in Russia.

ミンスク？ロシアだよ。

I know where Minsk is. We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid.

知ってるわよ。奨学金が出るんだ。3年間、留学だ。

So, so you're really not going?

行かない気なの？

I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

分からない、どうしよう。

You decide.

決めて。

Oh, don't do that. Please?

ダメよ。頼む。

No, but I'm asking you. No, I can't do that..

お願いだ。僕は決められない。

Okay. Uh, stay.

じゃ残って。

Stay?

残る？

Stay.

そうよ。

That thing is not coming in here!

「それ」は入れないで。

That thing? This is how you greet guests at a party?

「それ」はお客様に失礼だ。

Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?

僕の彼女が来ても歓迎しないのか？

I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.

彼女はテーブルで排尿しないわ。

He was more embarrassed about that than anyone.

あの事件で彼は傷ついた。

Oh, my gosh! Rachel, honey. Why? Are you okay? Wh-where's Paolo?

何て格好？レイチェル、大丈夫？パウロは？

Rome. Jerk missed his flight.

ローマよ。馬鹿が飛行機に乗れなかったって。

And then, your face exploded?

それで顔が爆発を？

No! I was at the airport getting into a cab when this woman, this blond planet with a pocketbook starts yelling at me!

違う。空港でタクシーに乗ろうとしたら、ハンドバック持って金髪なびかせた女がどなったのよ。

Come on. You're going to Minsk.

行って。

N-no, I'm not going to Minsk.

僕は行かないよ。

Oh, you are so going to Minsk. You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just 'cause of me.

行くべきよ。私のせいで残っちゃダメ。

Oh, yes, I can. Because if I go, it means I have to break up with you. And I can't break up with you.

行けばお別れだよ。君とは別れられない。

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, you can. Just say, um, Phoebe, I love you, but my work is my life.

簡単だわ。こう言って「君を愛してるが仕事は生きがいなんだ」

And I say, your work? Your work? How can you say that?

私が「仕事の方が大事なの？」

And then you say, uh, it's tearing me apart but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?

そしたら「僕もつらいが仕方ない、分かってくれ」

And I say, no! No, I can't understand that!

私は「嫌よ、分からないわ！」

And then, and then, you put your arms around me.

そこで私を抱きしめるの。

And, um, and then, you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.

「君のことは一生忘れない」って言って。

Well, I, I'll never forget you.

忘れないよ。

Hey, everybody, the ball is going.

秒読み開始よ。

What?

何？

The ball is dropping!

秒読みだってば！

Looks like that "no-date pact" thing worked out.

全員、独り身か。

Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.

皆、幸せそうで腹立つ。

Not everybody is happy. Hey, Bobby!

皆じゃない。ね？ボビー。

You know, I, uh, just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here.

算数は得意じゃないけど、女3人と男3人がいるぞ。

Oh, I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.

そんな気になれない。

Well, I can't kiss anyone.

私は無理よ。

So I'm kissing everyone?

私が3人とする？

Oh, no, no. You can't kiss Ross. That's your brother.

よせ、ロスは兄貴だぞ。

So now everybody's getting kissed but me. Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me! It's midnight!

最高だ、僕だけのけ者か？誰かキスを。新年だ、とにかくキスを。

I wanted this to work so much.

仲良くやりたいのに。

Alright, I'm still in there, you know? Changin' his diapers. Picking his fleas.

努力してるよ。オムツ替えてノミ取って。

But he's just phoning it in.

でも通じない。

It's just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesn't love you back, you know?

愛する人に愛されないのはつらいね。