フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Oh, my God, Phoebe. Don't look now but behind you, there is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.

大変よフィービー。私たちの心をつかんで、その後絶望させるタイプよ。

Where?

どこ？

Oh, come to mama.

うーん、いい男。

He's coming. Be cool. Be cool, be cool.

来るわ、クールに。

I wish we at least knew his name.

名前も知らない。

Would you look at that face? I mean, even sleeping, he-he looks smart.

見て、あの顔。寝顔も知的だわ。

I bet he's a lawyer.

弁護士かな。

Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.

でも指はアーティスト系よ。

Okay. He's a lawyer who teaches sculpting on the side.

弁護士で彫刻も教えてるのは？

Folks, when we come back, we'll be talking about her new book 'Euphoria Unbound.' The always interesting Nora Tyler Bing.

'陶酔の快楽'の作者ノーラ・ビングが登場。

You might want to put the kids to bed for this one.

今のうちに子供はベッドへ。

You know, we don't have to watch this. 'Weekend at Bernie's' is on Showtime, HBO and Cinemax.

こんなのより'バーニーズ'を見よう。

No way!

ダメよ。

Oh, come on! She's your mom!

お前のママだぞ。

Chandler, I've got to tell you. I love your mom's books. I love the books. I cannot get on a plane without one.

あなたのママの本、大好き。飛行機の友よ。

I mean, this is so cool.

クールだわ。

Yeah, well. You wouldn't think it's cool if you were 11-years-old and all your friends were passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'

学校の友達に'淫らな愛人'を回し読みされてみろ。

Come on, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.

君のママは最高だよ。

You can say that because she's not your mom.

人のママだからな。

Mm. I am famished. What do I want?

腹ぺこよ。

Please, God. Don't let it be Kung Pao chicken.

'彼のチキン'はないよ。

Oh, you watched the show! What did you think?

テレビ見たのね、感想は？

Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a..

本音を出しすぎだ。

Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.

テキーラ、どう？

I know I am.

もらう。

Who's doing shots?

ほかには？

Ross?

ロスは？

Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kind of guy.

僕には似合わないから。

Hi! Sorry, sorry. We're late. We, uh, kind of just you know.. lost track of time.

遅れてごめんね。彼とつい熱中しちゃって。

But a man can change.

男に二言はある。

Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you I have read everything you've ever written. I mean it.

全作品を愛読してます。

I mean, when I read 'Euphoria at Midnight' all I wanted to do was become a writer.

'真夜中の快感'を読んで作家志望に。

Oh, please, honey! Listen, if I can do it, anybody can.

私がなれたのよ、なれるわ。

You just start with half a dozen European cities throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia and bam! You have got yourself a book.

ヨーロッパを舞台に男性器の表現を30種類使えれば一躍作家よ。

You okay, slugger?

大丈夫？

Oh. Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.

平気ですよ。

What is with you tonight?

荒れてるわね。

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

いや、別に。

It's the Italian hand-licker, isn't it?

原因は手をなめてた男？

No. It's the one he's licking.

なめられてた方。

She's supposed to be with you.

あなたに似合いよ。

You're good.

ママ、最高。

Oh, Ross, listen to me, I have sold a 100 million copies of my books. And you know why?

私の本は1億冊売れてるの。なぜか分かる？

A girl on the cover with her nipples showing?

表紙のせい？

No, because I know how to write men that women fall in love with.

女が恋に落ちるような男を知ってるからよ。

Believe me. I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo.

パウロじゃ読者は325ページも読まないわ。

Come on. The guy's a secondary character. He's just, uh, you know a complication you eventually kill off.

彼は脇役のキャラよ。最後は殺されるのが落ち。

When?

いつ？

He's not a hero. You know who our hero is?

ヒーローは彼じゃない。誰か分かる？

No. It's you.

あなたよ。

Please.

まさか。

No, really. Come on. You're smart. You're sexy.

あなたは知的でセクシーよ。

Oh, right.

まあね。

Listen to me, kiddo. You're going to be fine. Believe me.

自信持って。今に報われるわ。

You broke the code.

掟破りだ。

What code?

掟？

You don't kiss your friend's mom.

友達の親だぞ。

Sisters are okay.. maybe a hot-lookin' aunt, but not a mom. Never a mom.

姉妹やホットな叔母さんなら許せるが、母親はダメだ！

What are you guys doing out here?

ここで何を？

Uh, well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early-morning 'racquetball' game.

ラケットボールをやる約束だった。

But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.

誰かさんが寝坊してね。

Yeah, well, you don't have your racquet.

ラケットはどこ？

No, no, I don't because it's being restrung. Somebody was supposed to bring me one.

ガットの張り替え中だ。誰かが貸すって言った。

Yeah. Well, you didn't call and leave your grip size.

グリップのサイズも聞いてない。

I can't believe this. What the hell were you thinking?

最低だ、何考えてた？

I wasn't. I-I don't know, I..

僕は何も...

You know, of all my friends, no one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.

俺の悩みは誰より知ってるだろ？

I know. I--

分かってる。

I can't believe you did this.

信じられないよ。

Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me.

チャンドラー、聞いて。怒るのは当然だが...

I just want to say that there were two people there that night. Okay? There were two sets of lips.

相手あってのことだ。相手にも原因が。

Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.

あのお袋だからな。エロエロ魔だ。

Okay, well, if she always behaves like this why don't you say something to her?

そんなに嫌なら注意したら？

Because it's complicated. It's complex. It's.. Hey, you kissed my mom!

複雑な事情が... 母親にキスしたくせに！

We're rehearsing a Greek play.

ギリシャ劇の稽古だ。

You're awake!

意識が？

Look at you!

よかった！

How do-how do you feel?

気分はどう？

Uh.. A little woozy but basically okay.

頭がボーっとするけど平気だ。

Gosh, you really look good.

元気そう。

I feel good.

まあね。

Who are you?

どなた？

So I guess, I'll see you around.

じゃ、またどこかで。

What, that's it? 'See you around?'

それだけ？どこかで？

Well, what do you want me to say?

何て言えば？

Oh, I don't know. Maybe, uh, that was nice? It meant something to me? I'll call you?

分からないけど...「ご親切に」とか「面倒かけた」「電話する」

Alright. I'll call you.

じゃ電話する。

I don't think you mean that.

口だけよ。

This is so typical.

お約束のパターンだわ。

You know, we give and we give and we give.

女から与えまくって...

And then, we just get nothing back.

見返りは何もなし。

And then one day, it's just, you know, you wake up and 'see you around.'

起きた途端、「じゃ、またね」

Let's go, Phoebe.

帰ろう。

You know what? We thought you were different but I guess it was just the coma.

ほかの男とは違うと思った。昏睡にだまされたわ。

You kissed my best Ross!

ロスとキスしたろ！

Or something to that effect.

廊下に響いちゃった。

Okay.

...

Look, it-it was stupid. Really stupid.

バカな話よ。本当だ。

Really stupid.

ホントよね。

And.. I don't even know how it happened.

ただの成り行きよ。

I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again.

ごめんね、二度としないわ。

So I told her.

話したよ。

Oh.. How did it go?

どうだった？

Awful. Awful. Couldn't have gone worse.

最悪だ。最悪以下かな。

Well, how do you feel?

今の気分は？

Pretty good.

スッキリ。

I told her.

吐き出した。

Well, see? So maybe it wasn't such a bad idea you know, me kissing your mom. Huh? Huh?

ほら、僕がキスしてよかったじゃないか。だろ？

But we don't have to go down that road.

今の撤回ね。