フレンズで学ぶ英会話

We're, uh.. we're getting married.

結婚式をやるのよ。

As in "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married?

妻と妻の契りを交わすの？

Anyway, we'd like you to come but we totally understand if you don't want to.

気が進まないなら欠席して。

Yeah. Well, why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.

行くさ。僕らの式も楽しかった。

I'm really not going. I mean, I don't get it. They already live together. Why do they need to get married?

行くもんか。何で今さら式を挙げる？

Because they love each other and they want to celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.

２人の愛をみんなに祝福されたいのよ。

If you want to call that a reason.

勝手にすれば。

She taught me all about, you know, how to work with the cameras and "smell the fart" acting.

カメラ写りやオナラのかぎ方を習った。

Excuse me? What?

オナラって？

It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one.

セリフの量が多いから、ど忘れすることがあるんだ。

So while you're thinking of it, you take this big pause, where you look all intense, you know, like this.

だから思い出す間に、ためを作るんだよ。オナラをかぐように。

Is everything okay?

大丈夫？

Um, no. One of my clients died on the massage table today.

ダメよ。マッサージ台でお客が死んだの。

That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.

快感のあまり昇天か。

I was cleansing her aura when it happened. And when her spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.

彼女のオーラを清めてたら、彼女の霊が体から出て居座ったのよ。

What do you mean?

どこに？

I think it went into me.

私の中よ。

I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom coming.

何で動揺してるの？

I know, but it's just, it's the first time and I just don't want her to think that because I didn't marry Barry, my life is total crap, you know?

ママが訪ねてくるのよ。私の姿を見たらあきれるわ。

You didn't love Barry, honey, and I've never seen you this happy.

愛がない結婚を捨てて輝いてる。

I look at you and I think "Oh, this is what I want."

おかげで望みが分かったわ。

For...me.

私の？

Well, not just for you.

私自身の望みよ。

I'm, uh.. considering leaving your father.

実はパパとの離婚を考えてるの。

Oh, I just can't believe this is happening. I mean, when I was little, everybody's parents were getting divorced, you know.

まさかの離婚だわ。友達の家は子供のころみんな離婚したけど今さらよ。

I just figured as a grown-up I wouldn't have to worry about this.

大人になったら、親の離婚は心配しなくていいと思ってた。

Well, is there any chance you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.

自由に生きるあなたを見て刺激されたのよ。

I don't know how to say this, but, um.. I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it, um, kind of stuck around.. in me.

説明しにくいけど、奥さんの魂が体から出て、私に取りついたの。

You're saying my wife is in you?

家内が君に？

Yeah, okay, you don't have to believe me but can you think of any unfinished business she might have had?

信じられないでしょうが、奥さんには何かやり残したことがあるみたい。

Anyway, see, I planned everything really well. I planned and I planned and I planned, just turns out I don't think I planned enough time to actually do it.

献立を練りに練ったせいで、作る時間が足りないの。

Hey, Mon, you want some help?

手伝おうか？

If you want.

許可する。

What's the matter?

何か？

Nothing. Okay, everything. I think we're calling off the wedding.

正直に言うわ。式は中止よ。

My parents called this afternoon to say they weren't coming.

両親が欠席するって。

I mean, I knew they were having trouble with this whole thing, but.. but they're my parents, I mean they're supposed to give me away and everything.

親には恥だろうけど、実の娘の門出よ。

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I think Susan's right.

しゃくだけどスーザンが正しいよ。

You do?

そう？

Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.

彼女を愛してる？やんわり答えて。

Of course, I do.

もちろんよ。

Well, then, that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them.

なら、悩むことない。親なんか関係ないよ。

Look. I mean.. if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me.

たとえ親が反対しても君と結婚した。

Alright, look, this is your wedding. Do it.

君らの式なんだよ。やるべきだ。

It just seems so futile, you know? All these women and.. nothing.

情けないよ。女だらけなのに全員レズ。

I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape and yet I cannot fly.

俺は無力なスーパーマン。マントがあるのに飛べない。

Well, now you understand how I feel every single day. Okay? The world is my lesbian wedding.

俺は毎日、そんな気分だ。世界とはレズの結婚式さ。

How you doing?

大丈夫？

Okay.

まあね。

You did a good thing today.

今日はありがとう。

You wanna dance?

踊らない？

No. That's fine.

遠慮する。

Come on. I'll let you lead.

リードさせたげるわ。