フレンズで学ぶ英会話

That commercial always makes me so sad.

悲しいCMだ。

Yeah, but then, the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so everything seems to work out okay.

でも最後は女に囲まれるよ。メデタシじゃん。

I meant, because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel.

マルセルを思い出すんだ。

Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, you know, giving him away.

動物園に預けて後悔してる。

Well, Ross, you had to.

仕方なかったのよ。

I mean, he was humping everything in sight.

エロ猿で手に負えなかった。

Hey, hey. Check it out. Guess what I got.

これ、何だと思う？

Rhythm?

白紙？

No. My first fan mail.

初のファンレターだ。

There's no stamp on it. This woman was in our building.

封筒に切手がはってない。直接届けに来たのね。

Oh, my God. I got my very own stalker!

俺にストーカーができた！

I don't know anything about music but I think you're really, really great.

君の歌にすっかりホレ込んでる。

Oh...wow.

ワーオ。

Anyway, I schedule performers for the children's libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?

実は児童図書館の催し物を企画中で、子供のために歌ってもらいたい。

Let's get out of here.

逃げよう。

The one time they're not home.

留守だ！

Okay, okay...we'll just leave and when we pass her on the stairs she won't know it's me, 'cause we never met.

すれ違っても顔は分からないさ。

I'm afraid I have some bad news.

悪い知らせですが。

Marcel has passed on.

彼は死にました。

Oh, my God. What happened?

どうして？

Well, he got sick, and then, he got sicker and then, he got a little better but then, he died.

病気になって、それが悪化して、少し回復して、あの世へ。

I can't believe this.

信じられない。

I'm sorry, Mr. Geller. But, you know, there's an old saying "Sometimes, monkeys die."

お気の毒ですが、ことわざにもある。「猿も木から落ちて死ぬ」。

It's not a great saying, but.. it certainly is fitting today.

嫌な言葉だが、ピッタリですね。

Well, you remember Kathy Bates in "Misery?"

「ミザリー」見た？

Well, she looks the exact opposite of that.

あれとは正反対の美女。

And she's not crazy?

変質者じゃ？

Oh, no, no, no. She's a total whack-job.

イカれてるさ。

Are you okay?

緊張を？

No. Uh-uh. I'm just...I'm nervous.

落ち着かなきゃ。

So, you know, maybe if I just if I picture them all in their underwear..

子供のパンツ姿を想像するわ。

That's not a good idea. That's kind of the reason the last guy got fired.

ダメだ。前任者は淫行でクビに。

That's, it's just a huge responsibility.

何か重圧だわ。

What? Are you going to kiss me?

何なの？キスする気？

I was thinking about it.

考えてた。

Okay.

どうぞ。

Oh, my god. But the zoo told me my monkey was dead.

動物園側は死んだと。

The zoo. You believe everything the zoo tells you?

動物園は何でも正しいのか？

That's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.

何でもとは言わない。

So...what is this information worth to you, my friend?

この情報の代わりに何をくれるのかな？

Are you trying to get me to bribe you?

金をせびる気？

Maybe.

まあね。

But you already told me everything.

もう全部聞いたけど。

Fired? Why?

なぜクビなの？

The library board has had a lot of complaints from parents about some of the stuff in your songs.

保護者から歌の内容で苦情が殺到してる。

I can't believe it. Did you tell your "board" about how the kids want to hear the truth?

子供に真実の歌を聴かせたいんでしょ？

No.

いや。

Well, I tracked down Marcel, and get this.

近況が分かったよ。

He's healthy, he's happy and he's right here in New York.

マルセルは元気だ。

Filming, "Outbreak II: The Virus Takes Manhattan."

今NYで「アウトブレイク2」の撮影中。

This is amazing. I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's making movies.

猿のくせに映画出演だと？