フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Hey, I got something for you.

贈り物だ。

What's this?

中は？

Eight hundred and twelve bucks.

812ドルだ。

Well, I don't know what Big Leon told you but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night.

俺を買う気なら一晩1000ドルだぞ。

What is this for?

何の金？

Well, I'm making money now and this is paying you back for head shots, electric bills and so many slices of pizza, I can't even count.

今までの借りを返すよ。電気代やピザ代で嫌というほど世話になった。

I love you, man.

ありがと。

Hey, this is a little extra something for, uh, you know, always being there for me.

もう１つ、特別に俺からの友情の印だ。

Wow, I don't know what to say.

言葉に詰まるよ。

It's a bracelet.

ブレスレットだ。

And it's engraved too. Check it out.

言葉も彫ってある。

"To my best bud."

「マブダチへ」

Put it on.

着けろよ。

Oh, now?

今か？

No, no, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.

特別なときに取っておく。

Oh, no, no, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything.

どんな服にも合うって。

You put this on... you're good to go.

お前が着けたら無敵だ。

Hang in there. It's gonna happen.

今に報われるわ。

Well, okay now, how do you know that?

その根拠は？

Because she's your lobster.

レイチェルはロブスターよ。

Come on, you guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.

ロブスターは一生添い遂げるのよ。

And you know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank you know, holding claws, like..

よく老夫婦が池の周りを散歩してるわ、ハサミをつないで。

Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.

お金なら貸すよ。

No, no, 'cause if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.

嫌よ、すぐに返せないと重荷になるから。

Oh, okay, well, then why don't you, uh, why don't you borrow it from Mom and Dad?

なら、父さんたちから借りなよ。

You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.

重荷の分、せめて財布は軽くしてやれ。

Oh, this is excellent. You know, he could have got me a VCR. He could have got me a set of golf clubs but no, he has to get me the woman repeller.

ジョーイの陰謀だよ。これは女よけのお守りだ。

The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap!

趣味が悪すぎる！

It's not that bad.

言いすぎよ。

Oh, yeah, easy for you to say. You don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection.

あのミスターTでもきっとこう言うね。

You're welcome.

お礼はいいよ。

What?

何が？

I was saving you.

追い払った。

Save me-save me-save me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man? Save me?

会話を楽しんでたのに、何のつもり？

Oh, see, from where I was sitting..

でも僕の目には...

Okay, Ross, listen to me. I am not yours to save.

よく聞いて。私たちは無関係なのよ。

But, y-you are.

関係あるさ。

What?

何が？

Uh, well, you, um.. you're my lobster.

僕のロブスターだ。

Okay, you know what, are-are you being like, the blind date guy again?

新しいナンパの文句？

No, no. You're, uh, you're my lobster. See, um... Lobsters, uh.. in the tank, when-when they're old, uh.. they get with the, they walk around holding the claws.

君は僕のロブスターなんだ。年寄りのロブスターは池を歩くんだよ、ハサミをつないで仲良く散歩だ。

Rach...Okay, forget, forget the lobsters, okay? We're.. let's talk.. What about us?

今のは忘れて。僕らのことを話そう。

Ross, there is no us. Okay?

話すことなどないわ。

No, listen to me. I fell for you, and I get clobbered. You, then, fall for me and I, again, somehow get clobbered.

いいから聞いて。気持ちが行き違って私は何度も苦しんだわ。

I'm tired of being clobbered, you know? It's... it's just not worth it.

もう疲れたのよ。こんなのって無駄だわ。

We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that.

ただの友達だわ。それを認めて。

If you hated the bracelet so much, Chandler you should've just said so.

あのブレスが嫌なら言えよ。

Well, doesn't the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?

嫌々でも着けてたのは友情のあかしだろ。

What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?

でも笑いのネタにして侮辱した。

Okay, well, that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that.

俺がアホだった。もう忘れてよ。

Hey. How come you have two?

なぜ2つも？

Well, this one's for you.

ペアでしよう。

Get out.

ウソだろ。

No, I can't. No, no, listen I-I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry.

誰がつくか。これは単なる装飾品の域を超えた物だ。

It's about you and me and the fact that we're.. best buds.

俺たちがマブダチの印だぞ。

Wow. Is this friendship? I think so.

やっぱ友情が一番だよ。

Check it out. We're bracelet buddies.

ブレス仲間だ。

Okay, here you go. You can pay me back whenever you like.

返済は、いつでもいい。

You have dinosaur checks?

恐竜の小切手？

Yeah, yeah, I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something. What's wrong with that?

恐竜の名前も覚えられる。文句ある？

Nothing. Nothing. Hey, you're a cheapasaurus.

ないない。兄さんはケチ・ザウルスね。

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Thank you. I'm very grateful.

冗談よ、感謝してる。

Some girl ate Monica.

モニカに誰か入ってる。

Shut up. The camera adds ten pounds.

カメラは5キロ太って映るのよ。

Uh, so, how many cameras are actually on you?

カメラ何台で撮った？

I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.

レイチェルを誘ういいチャンスよ。

Mom, uh...huh...doubtful.

やめてよ。

Your mother's right. Take her. You could wear my tux.

頑張れ。タキシードを貸すぞ。

Dad, she won't wanna go with me.

断られるよ。

Of course, she would. You're a college man.

大学生だろ、自信持て。

I don't know.

ダメだよ。

Well, come on. Don't you wanna find out?

当たって砕けろだ。

I can't believe you did that.

知らなかった。

Yeah, well..

まあね。

See? He's her lobster.

ほら、ロブスターよ。