フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?

なぜ、いつも煮物なわけ？

You want to be in charge of the food committee?

料理委員長やる？

Question two. Why do we always have parties with committees?

なぜ委員会を作るわけ？

Yeah, really, why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have fun?

ピザとビールで気楽にいこう。

Or maybe she doesn't steal stuff and Joey just slept with her and never called her back.

一度エッチしたきり捨てたからだよ。

Joey, that is horrible.

ひどい人ね。

Hey, I liked her, alright? Maybe, maybe too much.

彼女のことを好きになりすぎて...

I guess I just got scared.

怖くなった。

Hi, honey. How did it go?

どうだった？

Oh, it was the graduation from hell.

地獄の卒業式よ。

You know, I mean, this is supposed to be a joyous occasion.

おめでたいはずだった。

My sister's graduating from college nobody thought she would.

妹が卒業できたなんて奇跡よ。

So what happened?

何が地獄？

My parents happened.

両親よ。

All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly and not talk about the divorce.

式の間ぐらい離婚話は忘れればいいのに。

But no-o-o-o.

でも無理だった。

What are you doing here?

なぜここへ？

What, the father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?

娘の誕生日を祝うなと？

Oh. No, no. The father can.

いえ、とんでもない。

But, um.. Since I am the roommate, I can tell you that she's not here.

留守なので来たことは伝えます。

I can't wait to hear the rest of it but I really have to go to the bathroom, so..

話の途中だけどトイレへ行きたいわ。

Hey, come with me.

ぜひ一緒に。

What?

え？

Yeah, yeah. It'll be like we're gal pals, you know, like at a restaurant.

女の子得意の連れションよ。

Both of them are here? Both of them? Both of them are here?

親が２人とも来てるわけ？

Well-well, we could count again.

数え直そうか？

Oh, God. I can't believe this is happening.

信じられない。

Look, are you going to be okay?

乗り切れる？

Well, I have to be. I don't really have a choice.

頑張って２会場、回るわ。

Okay, do you have any ideas for any openers?

話の糸口は何がいい？

Uh, let's just stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter" and you should be okay.

「娘さんとヤッてます」って言葉以外ならOKよ。

Right.

分かった。

Hi, Dr. Green.

どうも。

So, uh, how's everything in the, uh, vascular surgery.. game?

最近の手術の傾向は？

It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today.

今日は１人、亡くなった。

I'm sorry.

失礼。

See, that's the good thing about my job. All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.

僕の仕事は楽ですよ。恐竜は元々、死んでる。

Alright. I can get you out.

私が手伝う。

What?

え？

Shush. In a minute, I'm going to create a diversion.

おとりになるから。

When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.

振り向かずに逃げて。

I think I need a drink.

酒を飲むか。

Oh, I'll get it for you. What do you want?

取ってきます。何を？

Scotch.

スコッチ。

Scotch, alright, I'll be back in ten seconds with your Scotch on the rocks in a glass.

10秒で戻ります。スコッチのロックですね。

Neat.

生だよ。

Cool.

粋ですね。

No, no, no. Neat, as in, no rocks.

氷はなしって意味だ。

Oh, hello, Ross. Now, where have you been?

ロス、どこにいたの？

Hi. Uh, I have been in the bathroom.

トイレに、こもってました。

Stay clear of the salmon mousse.

サーモンに当たって。

Okay, okay, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now.

モニカはゴミ出しよ。逃げるチャンスだから急いで。

She'll be back any minute.

すぐ戻る。

What about my friend, Victor?

もう１人、連れが。

Nope. Only the three of you. Any more than that, she'll get suspicious.

今回は３人よ。敵に気づかれる。

You must leave everything.

何も持っていけない。

They'll take care of you next door.

向こうに行けば何でもあるわ。

Is it true they have beer?

ビールも？

Everything you've heard is true.

外は自由の国よ。

This is it, isn't it? I mean, this is what my life's going to be like.

この先、ずっとこうなのね。

My mom there, my dad there. Thanksgiving, Christmas.

感謝祭もクリスマスも両親はバラバラ。

She gets the house, he's in some condo my sister's going to decorate with wicker.

パパは家を出てマンション暮らし。

Oh, Chandler, how did you get through this?

やり切れない。

Well, I relied on a carefully regimented program of denial

俺の場合はカウンセリングで憤りを吐き出した。

and, and wetting the bed.

それとオネショ。

You know, I just, it's so weird. I mean, I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other.

両方からお互いの悪口を聞いてると...

All I kept thinking about was the Fourth of July.

独立記念日が浮かぶの。

Because it reminded you of the way our forefathers used to bitch at each other?

昔、この国の祖先が悪口大会やってた？

It's just this thing. Every year, we would go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks.

毎年、あの日にはパパの船で花火を見にいったの。

Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big.

ママは海風で髪が乱れて怒り...

My sister, Jill, would be throwing up over the side.

姉は船酔いで吐いてた。

But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up.

でも花火が始まると落ち着いて...

You know, and it'd get really cold and we would all just sort of smush under this one blanket.

みんなで１枚の毛布にくるまって眺めるのよ。

It never occurred to anybody to bring another one.

誰もほかのを取りに行かないから。

And now, it's..

でも、もう...

Yeah, I-I know.

元気、出せよ。

Okay, everybody, it's time for flan.

いよいよフランよ。

Yep. Get ready for the gelatinous fun.

ブツとの遭遇だ。

Kind of looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection.

でかいデキモノみたい。

Okay, that's enough.

ふざけないで。