フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Hey, you guys. You will never guess who's coming to New York.

NYに誰が来ると思う？

Quick, Phoebe, tell us before he can swallow.

こいつに言わせないで。

Okay. Ryan, that guy I went out with who's in the Navy.

海軍にいる彼なの。

You went out with a guy in the Navy?

海軍に彼が？

No. He is my submarine guy.

彼は潜水艦乗りよ。

He resurfaces, like, every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together.

2年ごとに3日間だけ一緒に過ごすの。

Only this time he's coming for two weeks.

でも今回の休暇は丸2週間よ。

Two whole weeks, which means, yay!

イエイ！

Hi.

やあ。

Oh, no, what happened?

元気ないな。

I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.

ベンが水ぼうそうだ。

Oh, no.

まあ。

Yeah, so if you haven't already had it the chances are you're gonna get it.

かかってない人、いる？

Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don't have to do that.

またベッドメイクを？寮じゃないのよ。

Then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for.

学生気分で君の下着も盗んだのに。

Okay, I'm going to take a shower and today I will be singing Jim Croce's 'Leroy Brown.'

シャワーだ。'ルロイ・ブラウン'を歌いながらね。

Are you remaking the bed?

直してるところ？

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what, the way you did it it was just fine.

ごめんね、文句はないのよ。

Then you're redoing it because..

なら、どうして？

If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.

言うと変だもの。

You're pretty much running that risk either way.

言わなくても変だ。

Hey, look, Joey, I'm just saying if you need something to hold you over I can get you a job right here as an entry level processor.

金が欲しいならデータ入力に雇おうか？

But don't you need experience for a job like that?

でも未経験だよ。

It's not that hard to learn, and as for people realizing that you have no idea what you're doing.. Hey, you're an actor.

誰も気に留めないよ。役者なら...

Act like a processor.. people will think you're a processor.

オペレーターを演じろよ。

Oh, yeah, yeah. I process. People want the processing I'm the one they call.

入力を求める人がいる限り入力する。

Where do you work?

職場は？

Uhh-uhh, well, right now I'm in between things.

今は根なし草だ。

You know how it is. One day, you're processing. The next day, you're.. not so much processing anymore.

入力する日もあれば、あまりしない日もある。

Hey, baby, I'm ba..

ベイビー、来たよ。

Hey, Ryan, what's up?

ライアン。

What's going on?

どういうこと？

You know, you have to stay back. I...I have the pox.

来ちゃダメよ。デキモノだらけなの。

Well. Chicken or small?

天然痘とか？

If I had one wish it would be to build a time machine go back to when I was seven when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox.

7歳に戻りたいよ。友達が水ぼうそうだった。

I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face.

顔をこすりつけたい。

Yeah, or you know, you could just wish that I didn't have them now.

私を治す方が簡単よ。

Phoebe, I have spent the last eight months in a steel tube with men.. thinking about this moment.

船の中は男だけのむさ苦しさだ。だが今日だけを楽しみに耐えてきた。

I'm not gonna to let a bunch of.. itchy spots stand between us.

ブツブツには負けない。

Okay, this is the most romantic disease I've ever had.

ロマンチックな病気だわ。

Your kids?

子供？

I figure my character has kids.

俺は子持ちだ。

You know, there-there isn't a part of that sentence that I don't need explained.

さっきから一言も理解不能だ。

Well, see, when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that.

背景を考えた。

My character, Joseph, the processing guy.. has two little girls Ashley and Brittany.

まず名前はジョセフで入力野郎。彼には娘が2人いる。

We can't scratch. You know we can't. We'll scar.

かけば跡が残るぞ。

I can't stop thinking about it. It's just so hard.

もう我慢できないわ。つらすぎる。

I just wanna grab all these houses and rub them all over my body.

コマで体をこすりたい。

You know you want it. You know you want it too.

あなただってかきたいくせに。

Come on, let's just be bad. It'll feel so good.

気持ちいいわよ。

I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now.

あなたの前なら地が出せる。

Tell me the truth. Don't you like it better now that everything on your desk is perpendicular?

白状して。物はまっすぐに置かないとイヤ？

If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.

きっちりした角度でね。

You know what? Tomorrow I'm gonna do your clocks.

じゃ、時計を直してあげる。

You're gonna do what to my clocks?

何に合わせる気？

I'm gonna set them to my time.

私の時間よ。

Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.

僕らは同じ時を過ごしてるのに？

No, no. See, in my bedroom, I set my clock six minutes fast. You wanna know why?

ここの時計は6分進めてあるの。理由、分かる？

Hey! Mr. Douglas, is looking for you.

ボスが捜してる。

Why? W-w-why? Why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?

何で俺を捜してるわけ？

'Cause, he has a strong suspicion that you dropped the ball on the Lender project.

お前がプロジェクトでヘマをしたと。

What.. w-why? Why-why does he suspect that?

なぜ俺がヘマを？

Because at first he thought it was Joseph. But after he asked Joseph about it.. turns out it was you.

最初、ジョセフを疑ったが彼に聞いたら、君だった。

Alright, that's it! Look, Joey, I'm sorry.

もう限界だ。いいか。

I realize this is the role of a lifetime for you and if I could just fire Joseph, I would

ジョセフは、お前のはまり役だがもうクビだ。

but unfortunately that's not possible.

残念ながら...

So I'm gonna have to let both of you go.

つまり、お前をクビにする。

What are you talking about? Everybody loves Joseph.

彼は人気者だぞ。

I don't. I hate Joseph. Okay? I think he's a brown-nosing suck-up.

俺は憎んでる。ごますり野郎だ。

Oh, yeah? Well, you can't fire Joseph. You know why? 'Cause he's not in your department.

でもクビにはできない。部署が違うもん。

Monica, wake up.

起きて、モニカ。

What's up?

何ごと？

I thought of a thing.

思いついた。

I have to sleep, have to on this side of the bed.

僕は必ずこっち側で寝てる。

No, honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.

あなたがそっち側なのは私がこっち側だからよ。

Or so I would have you believe.

僕がそう思わせてる。

I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California

僕が必ず西側を選ぶのはカリフォルニア育ちのせいだ。

and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.

でないと海の位置が逆になっちゃう。

Oh, my God. You're a freak.

あなたって異常ね。

Yeah. How about that?

そのとおり。

So, uh, Ryan, where you shipping off to?

次の任務地は？

I really can't say.

言えない。

So, do you have any like nuclear weapons on board?

核兵器は搭載を？

I can't say.

機密だ。

Well, do you get to look through one of those like, those periscope thingies?

潜望鏡で外を見るわけ？

I'm sorry, but I-I can't say.

答えられない。

Wow. It's-it's neat learning about submarines.

勉強になったよ。

Can you believe this is how we spent our two weeks together?

すごい2週間だった。

I know, we didn't do any of the romantic things I had planned, like having a picnic in Central Park

計画は丸つぶれよ。ピクニックしたり...

and you know, coffee at Central Perk.

お茶したかった。

Oh, I just got that.

カップがある。

I'm shipping out tomorrow.

明日、出港だ。

Well, then, uh.. we better make this night count.

じゃ、今夜は思い出の夜ね。