フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Rachel? You remember when you first came here how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?

最初にウェートレスの訓練を受けたろ？

Oh, sure. Do you need me to train somebody new?

新人の訓練なら任せて。

Good one. Actually, uh, Terry wants you to take the training again.

面白い。そうじゃなく、再特訓を受けてもらいたい。

You broke a little girl's leg?

骨折させた？

I know. I feel horrible, okay?

反省してる。

It says here that a Muppet got whacked on 'Sesame Street' last night. Where exactly were you around ten-ish?

"セサミに暴漢現る"だって。君のアリバイは？

I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime and their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights.

罪のない木を切って、死体をライトで飾るなんてグロテスクだわ。

Hey, how do you sleep at night?

寝覚めが悪い？

Well, I'm pretty tired from lugging the trees around.

仕事疲れでグッスリ。

Hey, Phoebe, listen. You got this all wrong.

心配ないよ。

Those trees were born to be Christmas trees. They're fulfilling their life purpose by making people happy.

ツリーも使命を知ってる。人が喜べば本望なのさ。

Really?

本当？

Yes. And the trees are happy too because for most of them it's their only chance to see New York.

ツリーになったおかげでNYも観光できた。

Gunther, Gunther, please. I've worked here for two and a half years. I know the empty trays go over there.

私は2年半のベテランよ。トレーはそこに置くわ。

What if you put them here?

置くのはここだ。

Well, you know, that's actually a really good idea because that way they'll be closer to the mugs.

カップに近くて便利ね。ほかの店員にも徹底させたら？

They already do. That's why they call it, 'the tray spot.'

してるよ。ここは"トレー・スポット"だ。

Geez, I always heard them talk about that. I sort of just thought it was a club they went to.

それってみんなが行くクラブの名かと思ってた。

I'm retraining to be better at a job that I hate. My life officially sucks.

やる気ないのにウンザリ。お先まっ暗よ。

But Rach, wasn't this supposed to be a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff.

ファッション関係の仕事希望だっけ？

Well, yeah, I'm still pursuing that.

転職を狙ってる。

How exactly are you pursuing that? You know, other than sending out resumes like, what, two years ago?

どう狙ってる？前回応募したのは2年前じゃ？

If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you got nothing pushing you to get another one.

当座の仕事がある限り、前進はできない。

You need the fear.

リスクを負え。

The fear?

リスク？

He's right. If you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.

ここを辞めないと希望の職に本気になれない。

Well, then how come you're still at a job that you hate? I mean, why don't you quit and get the fear?

じゃなぜあなたは会社を辞めないの？

Because I'm too afraid.

弱虫だから。

Okay, fine. Gunther, you know what? I am a terrible waitress. Do you know why I am a terrible waitress?

私は最低なウェートレスよ。なぜか分かる？

Because I don't care. I don't care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf.

どうだっていいからよ。どれがデ・カフェだろうがね。

I just don't care. This is not what I wanna do.

だってやりたい仕事じゃないもの。

So I don't think I should do it anymore. I'm gonna give you my week's notice.

もう限界よ。新人を雇って。

Gunther, I quit.

私は辞める。

I'll take one box of the Mint Treasures. One and that's it.

"ミント味の秘宝"を1箱だけ。

I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. Remember? Dad bought every one of my boxes and I ate them all.

昔クッキー売りで太ったの。父さんが全箱買ってくれた。

No, Mon, Dad had to buy every one of your boxes because you ate them all.

お前が全箱食べたから、しかたなく買ったんだ。

So how many have you sold so far?

何箱売れた？

Ah, check this out. 517 boxes.

驚くな。517箱だよ。

Oh, my God. How did you do that?

どう売りさばいた？

Okay, the other night, I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium? Without even trying, I sold 50 boxes.

博物館で"レーザーで見るフロイド・ショー"のあとに、出口で50箱も売れた。

That's when it occurred to me, the key to my success...the munchies.

小腹のすいた客が狙い目なんだよ。

Okay, everybody stop what you're doing. I need envelope stuffers. I need stamp lickers.

順に封筒に入れて、切手をはって。

Well, hey, who did these resumes for you?

履歴書の印刷は誰が？

Me, on my computer.

俺がパソコンで。

Oh, you sure used a large font.

やけに大きい字だ。

Uh, yeah, well, 'waitress at a coffee house' and 'cheer squad co-captain' only took up so much room.

経歴が"ウェートレス"と"チアリーダー"しかないから。

Sweetie, calm down. It's gonna be okay.

何とかなるさ。

No, it's not gonna be okay, Ross. Tomorrow is my last day, and I don't have a lead.

無理よ。明日で店を辞めるのに当てもない。

Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna call Gunther. And I'm gonna tell him I'm not quitting.

ガンターに辞めないって言うわ。

But, you don't wanna give in to the fear?

逃げることになる。

You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear.

あんたに言われる筋合いはない。説教なんかご免よ。

Hey! I got great news.

いい話が。

Run, Joey. Run for your life.

逃げろ、危険だ！

What? Rach, listen. Have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?

フォーチュナタ社は知ってる？

No.

いいえ。

Well, my old man's doing a plumbing job down there. And he heard they have an opening. So you want me to see if he can get you an interview?

親父がそこで配管工事してて、面接の口を利くって。

Oh my God, yes, I would love that. Oh, that's so sweet, Joey.

ぜひお願いよ、うれしいわ。

Wait, wait, wait, no, no. You don't want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one.

待って、ダメよ。この茶色のにして。

It's almost dead.

もう枯れてる。

Okay but that's why you have to buy it. So that it can fulfill it's Christmas destiny. Otherwise, they're gonna throw it into the chipper.

だから買うの。使命のためよ。でなきゃ殺される。

Alright, you know what? Never mind. Everybody wants to have a green one.

もういいわ。緑の木だけが人気ね。

Sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get so emotional. I guess it's just...the holidays are just hard.

取り乱してごめん。クリスマスの時期は苦手よ。

Oh, honey, is that 'cause your mom died around Christmas?

お母さんが亡くなった時期ね。

Oh, I wasn't even thinking about that.

忘れてた。

Hello? Yeah, this is she.

私ですが。

Oh. You're kidding. You're kidding.

ご冗談でしょ？

Oh, thank you. I love you!

もう幸せです。

Sure, everybody loves a kidder.

冗談は福の元。

I got the job.

採用よ！

Um, excuse me, everyone. Uh, this is my last night working here and I just wanted to say that I made some really good friends here and it's just time to move on.

ここで働く最後の夜なのでひと言あいさつを。いい友達もできたし、私は卒業します。

Uh, and no offense to everybody who still works here but you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.

同僚のみんなには悪いけど、こんなにさわやかな気分になるとは思わなかったわ。もう一生コーヒーをいれなくていいのよ。