フレンズで学ぶ英会話

I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN.

国連前でマッサージ中に外交官と出会ったの。

And I don't know where his country is.

でも国が不明で。

Okay, let's start with the free massages at the UN.

国連前でマッサージ？

Oh, it's my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.

平和運動よ。「肩こりは戦争の種」。

So, Phoebs, what's this guy like?

どんな男？

Um, well, he's very dashing, you know?

とてもさっそうとしたタイプよ。

And, uh, very, very sophisticated.

それに上品。

And he doesn't speak any English but according to his translator, he totally gets me.

通訳の話じゃ私にラブラブだって。

Hey, anybody need anything copied? I'm going down to the Xerox place.

コピー屋行くけど用ない？

Just give me anything I can make two of.

何かコピらせて。

If you don't have anything to copy why are you going down there?

なぜコピー屋へ？

Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?

へそピアスの女子店員を見るため？

Yeah. You wanna come?

そうさ。来るか？

Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?

明日の夜、暇？

Both of us?

２人一緒？

Maybe. Does that scare you?

ビビっちゃう？

Relax. It's just Isaac's DJ-ing at the Philly. You should come.

アイザックがクラブでDJやるの。

Oh, we'll be there.

行くよ。

What? Is she gonna cancel on me again?

また？

How could she do this? Doesn't she know it's our anniversary?

仕事ばかりだ。今日は僕らの記念日だぞ。

Alright, uh, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject.

私が聞いたのはこれだけよ。

"Call Rachel."

「電話して」

Well, there was a disaster in shipping and I have to get this order in.

仕入れでてんてこ舞いなの。

Honey, I'm so sorry, but it looks like I'm gonna be here all night.

悪いけど徹夜になりそう。

What? Do you, well, um, oh, how about I come up there?

じゃ、そっちへ行く。

No, no, no, honey, please, I've got.. I just have too much to deal with.

絶対やめて。手が離せないの。

Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about, you know, the three of us?

彼女は「３人で」って誘った？

Yes, vividly.

まさに、そうだ。

She was kidding about that, right?

冗談だよな？

Yeah, I-I think so.

そう思う。

Well, you know what, just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules.

でもルールは決めとこう。

Yeah. For sure. Okay.

言えてる。

Probably want the first one to be, never open your eyes.

まずは「目を開けないこと」。

Because you don't wanna be doing something and then look up, right?

ことの最中に目を開けたら――

And see something that you don't want to be seeing.

嫌な物、見ちゃ困る。

Oh, my God. What are you doing here?

驚いた。何しに？

Well, you said you couldn't go out, so..

外出は無理だろ。

You brought a picnic. Uh, what a boyfriend.

ここでピクニック？すごい彼氏ね。

That's it. On Monday, I start wearing makeup.

私も男が欲しい。

Ross, you're not listening to me. I don't have time to stop.

人の話を聞いて。時間がないの。

Come on, Rach, you don't have what, ten minutes?

10分だけでも。

I don't have ten minutes!

ないわ。

Don't yell at me, okay? This is the most I've seen you all week.

久々に会って怒るわけ？

I've got a deadline. Would you just go home. I'll talk to you later.

締め切り前なの。先に帰ってて。

Goodbye!

さよなら！

Look, um, about what happened earlier--

さっきの件だけど...

No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.

いいんだ。君はストレスがたまってる。

I was gonna give you a chance to apologize to me.

謝る気は、ないわけ？

For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?

追い出されたのは僕だよ。

You had no right coming down to my office, Ross.

押しかけてくる権利はない。

You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work!

しかもバスケット持参で来るなんて。

Unless maybe they were a park ranger.

私の職場は公園？

Yeah, well, excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary.

記念日に待ちぼうけなんてかわいそうな僕。

Yeah, well, you never have the time.

毎日これだ。

I mean, I don't feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.

彼女がいないも同然だよ。

Wh.. Ross, what do you want from me?

じゃ、仕事するなと？

You want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?

あなたのために辞めろと？

No, but it would be nice if you'd realize that it's just a job.

力抜けよ。たかが仕事だ。

Just a job?

「たかが仕事」？

Ross, do you realize this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about?

私が初めて真剣になった仕事よ。

This is the first time in my life I'm doing something that I'm actually good at?

初めて見つけた天職よ。

I mean, if you don't get that--

ひどいわ。

No, hey, I get that. Okay. I get that big-time, and I'm happy for you.

分かってるし喜んでるよ。

But, I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine, okay.

でも君の留守電と話すのはウンザリだ。

I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross.

また同じケンカする気？

No, you-you-you're making this too hard.

蒸し返さないで。

Okay, what do you want me to do?

悪いのは僕か。どうしろと？

I don't know, I don't know, look.. Maybe we should just take a break.

分かんない...当分、離れましょ。

Okay. Okay, fine. You're right. Let's, uh, let's take a break. Let's cool off. Okay.

いいさ。頭を冷やそう。

Let's get some frozen yogurt or something.

フローズン・ヨーグルトでも食べてくる。

No. A break from us.

違う。別れるのよ。

So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.

交際１周年のディナーは？

Yeah, a little change of plans. Uh, we're gonna break up instead.

プラン変更で別れることにした。

Oh. Hi. It's Mark.

いたの？マークだ。

Sorry. I just thought you were somebody else. Hi.

別の人かと思ったの。

Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message. Isn't tonight your-your big anniversary dinner?

今夜は記念日だって言ってなかった？

Rach? Are you okay?

大丈夫？

Yeah, I'm fine.

平気よ。

You wanna talk? I mean, I can come over.

そっち、行こうか？

No. Really, no. Please. That's, that's okay.

いいのよ。ホントに大丈夫。

Alright, alright. I'm coming over. And I'm bringing Chinese food.

中華を持参する。

So, what are you gonna do?

どうする気？

What can I do? One person wants to break up, you break up.

別れるしかないだろ。

Hey, no way. Come on. This is you guys. Call her and work it out.

バカ言うな。電話して仲直りしろ。

Oh, come on. We just had this huge fight, alright. Don't I have to wait a while?

大ゲンカしたのにすぐ電話を？

Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat. Pick up your phone!

「食後すぐ泳ぐな」とは話が違う。

And then, uh, I told him I wanted to take a break.

最後には私から別れようって。

I don't wanna take a break.

別れたくないのに。

Wow, I'm sorry. Um, egg roll?

大変だね。春巻きは？

No.

いらない。

And then I called him, and he wasn't there.

電話しても出ないの。

Well, then he's-he's probably just out.

じゃ、外出中だ。

Oh, thank you, that's very helpful. I'm glad you came over.

助言をどうも。

Hi, it's me.

僕だ。

Hi. Oh, I'm so glad you called.

待ってたのよ。

Really? I've been thinking this is crazy. I mean, don't-don't you think we can work on this?

別れるなんてバカみたいだ。

Hey, what do you wanna drink?

何か飲む？

Who's that?

今の誰？

Nobody?

別に。

Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?

これ、飲んでいい？

Is that Mark?

マークか？

Oh, honey, look, he just came over--

彼はただ...

Yeah, got it!

分かった！

Hey, dinosaur guy. Look at you, so sad. Come dance.

恐竜博士。暗い顔ね。踊ろう。

Oh, that's okay. Thanks.

遠慮する。

You don't have to smile. You just have to dance.

踊るぐらい、いいじゃん。

Look, I don't feel like dancing. I feel like, uh, having a drink, okay?

踊る気分じゃない。それより酒だ。

Oh, okay. Hey, two beers.

ビール、２つ。

Oh, be home, be home, be home.

お願い、家にいて。

Be home, be home, be home.

お願いよ。

You're not home.

いないのね。