フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Come on, it's a hypnosis tape.

催眠テープよ。

This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn't smoked since.

２週間で会社の女の子はやめたわ。

What's your problem?

文句ある？

Nothing. It's just that hypnosis is beyond crap.

別に。でも催眠術なんてクソだ。

Ross, I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City.

催眠ショーでかかったの誰？

Hey, that guy did not hypnotize me, okay?

僕はかかってない。

Oh, right, 'cause you always pull your pants down on the count of three and play "Wipe Out" on your butt cheeks.

ズボン下げて尻踊りしたくせに。

Well, you know I would have called but I lost your phone number

電話しようにも番号忘れて——

and then, my mom locked me out of the house so I couldn't find it.

お袋に家も追い出されて——

Well, what happened?

何ごと？

We got in a fight 'cause she said I was too immature to get married.

ケンカだ。結婚を反対された。

You're getting married?

結婚？

You know, I would have bet good money that he'd be the first one of us to get married.

彼に先越されると思ってたよ。

Yeah, isn't it fantastic?

おめでたいわ。

Yeah...uh, but.. Pheebs, don't you think he's a little young to get married?

でも結婚には若くない？

Well, he's 18.

18歳よ。

Exactly. It will be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.

バチェラー・パーティーで酒も飲めない。

So, uh, how did you guys meet?

２人のなれそめは？

Well, um, I was in Mrs. Knights'.. I mean Alice. Sorry.

ミセス・ナイトは…アリスだ、ごめん。

I was in her Home Ec class.

家庭科の先生だ。

And he was my best student.

最高の生徒よ。

Yeah, she was my best teacher.

最高の先生さ。

You know, I mean, really, we do realize that there's an age difference between us.

年が離れてることは分かってるわ。

Oh, good, okay, 'cause you were acting like you didn't.

気づいててよかった。

Oh, no, but when it comes to love what does age matter?

でも愛があれば年の差なんて。

I just realized, in the last year I've only gone out with two guys. Richard and Julio.

私が去年デートしたのはリチャードとフリオだけよ。

You gotta help me out here. You gotta set me up.

私を恋の現役に戻して。

You gotta get me back in the game.

紹介して。

Well, that shouldn't be a problem. I mean, I work in fashion, and all I meet are eligible straight men.

紹介しようにも服飾業界の男はゲイよ。

Pete, can I get you something else?

ピート、追加は？

Yeah, I'll have a slice of cheesecake and a.. And a date if you're giving them out.

チーズケーキとデートを頼む。

Haven't you and I covered that topic?

誘っても無駄よ。

Ow, you only want to go out with me because of my blonde wig and the big boobs and the fact that I serve you food.

あなたはこの金髪と巨乳に惹かれてるだけよ。

No, I know, I know that this is Frank's life, you know?

分かってるわ、弟の人生だってことは。

You know, I don't wanna be all judgmental, you know but this is sick. It's sick and wrong!

反対したくないけど、ヘドが出る。

Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?

年が気になる？

No, no, I'm fine with the age thing until it starts sticking its tongue down my little brother's throat.

違うわ。でも弟に舌入れないでほしい。

Well, have you told him how you feel?

２人にその意見を？

Yes. Not out loud.

言ったわ。心の中で。

Look, Pheebs if you don't tell him soon he's gonna be married and then you're gonna hate yourself.

今のうちに言わないと後悔するよ。

Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he's gonna hate myself.

言えば弟に嫌われる。

All we're saying is don't rush into anything.

そう急ぐことはない。

Yeah. Come on, think about it. You're 18, okay? She's 44.

計算してみろ。君は18歳で彼女は44だ。

When you're 36, she's gonna be 88.

君が36になると、彼女は88。

What, you don't think I know that?

俺も計算した。

Okay, but isn't sex better when it's with one person that you really, really care about?

好きな女とのエッチが一番だろ。

Yeah, in a poem, maybe.

詩の世界ではな。

No, the man's right. That's what I had with Rachel.

確かにレイチェルとが一番だった。

You don't have it anymore?

過去形なの？

No, I, uh.. I slept with someone else.

実は僕が——浮気した。

Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice.

アリスとのエッチは最高だよ。

What is that like?

どんな感じ？

It's so cool, man. It's 'cause being with her is so much better than like...not being with her.

クールだぜ。彼女といると彼女といないときより幸せ。

Don't ask me. I had it and I blew it.

僕は幸せを捨てた。

You're taking this all wrong, because if I didn't leave you that tip, you wouldn't have come down here

そのチップは効果的だった。

We wouldn't be having this argument and there wouldn't be this heat between us.

こうして君が来てすっかり盛り上がってる。

What?

何？

Come on, you got to admit that our relationship is hitting a new level now

僕らの関係は新たな段階に入った。

'Cause you used to be like the chef and I was the customer but now we're like this couple that fights.

前は店員と客、今はケンカ中のカップルだ。

Okay, um, you're a loon, you know?

イカれてる。

Look, forget the check, okay? I like you.

小切手の件は忘れてよ。僕は君が好きだ。

I think you're great. Come on, what do you say?

君はどう？

I don't know.

分からない。

'Cause I don't want to encourage this kind of behavior.

お金につられたくない。

One meal. That's all I'm asking for. Please.

１度だけ食事して。

So, how was your day?

今日は何を？

Well, just probably the worst one since I've been alive.

人生最悪の日だった。

What, um, what happened?

何かあったの？

Um...Alice, uh.. she, uh.. called it off.

アリスが婚約解消だって。

Uh, well, I can tell you why.

なぜって私のせいよ。

It's-it's because of me.

私が原因なの。

But you know what? I only did it because I love you, okay?

でも、あなたへの愛でしたことよ。

What?

何？

Um...well, I.. I kind of had a little chat with Alice and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn't be together.

実は彼女に会って結婚すべきじゃないと説得したの。

Wait a minute. Wait. This is because of you?

あんたのせい？

My mother didn't want us to be together but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.

ひどいよ。お袋も反対したが俺をポーチに縛っただけだ。

Wait, you know what? I-I came to you 'cause I thought you'd understand!

分かってくれると思ってたのに。

I would storm outta here right now if-if I had some money or a place to go.

出ていきたいが金も行き場所もないから残る。