フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Hey, Mr. Tux.

タキシード君か。

Why aren't you guys dressed?

支度は？

We have a half hour.

30分ある。

No, four minutes ago, you had a half hour. We have to be out the door at 20 to 8:00.

あと26分だ。７時40分に出るぞ。

Relax, Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.

間に合うよ。２分で着替える。

Oh, hi.

やあ。

How come you didn't come over earlier?

イチャつく時間は？

'Cause I'm a stupid, stupid man.

計算してなかった。

So, uh, let's see, you're pretty close, huh?

支度は、ほぼ済んだね。

Oh, makeup's on, hair is done.

メイクも髪も完了。

Yeah, I just have to get dressed.

着替えるだけ。

Yay. And that takes, what? Just six or seven minutes?

あと６〜７分？

Yeah, once I figure out what I'm wearing.

服が決まればね。

Get up.

どけ。

What?

何？

You're in my seat.

俺の席だ。

How is this your seat?

いつ決めた？

'Cause I was sitting there.

先に座ってた。

But then you left.

でも、どいた。

Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom. You knew I was comin' back.

俺はスペインにでも行ってた？トイレに行っただけだ。

What's the big deal? Sit somewhere else.

ほかの席に座れよ。

The big deal is I was sitting there last so...it's my seat.

さっきまで座ってた席が俺の席だ。

Well, actually, the last place you were sitting was in there so..

さっき座ってたのは便器だ。

Hello.

こんにちは。

Whoa.

わあ。

Well, hello. You look great.

ステキだね。

Thank you. I know though.

ありがと。知ってるわ。

You see this? This is a person who is ready to go.

完ぺきに支度が整ってる。

Phoebe, you, oh, you are my star.

フィービーは希望の星だよ。

Oh. Well, you're my lucky penny.

じゃ、ロスは謎の惑星だわ。

You guys, you know what? It doesn't matter because you both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops so..

騒ぐことじゃない。それより着替えないと僕がキレる。

Alright, Ross, I just have to do one thing really quickly. It's not a big deal.

すぐ着替えるよ。その前に――

Get up!

立て！

Monica, it's Richard. Call me.

リチャードだ、電話して。

I-is, is that message old or new?

これは昔の伝言？

Old or new? Old or new?

昔の？今の？

It's old. It's definitely old. Didn't you hear the double beep?

昔のだ。発信音が２度鳴った。

Well, what if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk. He could have something really important to say.

でも私に大事な話があるのかも。

Yeah, see, Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up I went through the same thing and you know what I did?

モニカ、聞いて。僕は離婚からどう立ち直ったと思う？

Huh?

何？

I got dressed.

僕は着替えた。

Really, really quickly, okay?

とにかく急ぐことだ。

You know what? Okay. Fine. Don't get up. You just sit right there, I just hope you don't mind, you know, my hand right here.

そのまま座ってて構わないよ。その代わり――手がここに。

Oh! Not touching. Can't get mad. Not touching. Can't get mad.

触ってないぞ。文句あるか？

Oh, my god, you rotten boys!

何するのよ、染みったれども！

Well, I got his machine and I left a message but it's okay, it's okay, it's okay because, you know, it was, like, a casual, breezy message.

留守電に伝言したの。さりげなく話したから平気よ。

It was breezy.

軽いもんだわ。

Oh, god, what if it wasn't breezy?

大丈夫かな？

Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checkin' in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old, or new, or what so I'm just checkin'. So let me know. Or don't. Whatever. I'm breezy.

モニカよ。あなたの伝言が新しいのか確かめたかったの。だから連絡してもしなくてもいいわ。軽い電話よ。

You.. Hey, you can't say you're breezy. That totally negates the breezy.

「軽い」なんて言えば意味深だ。

What are you doing?

何してる？

Well, you said I had to give you the chair. You didn't say anything about the cushions.

クッションは俺の物だ。

The cushions are the essence of the chair.

ソファーの命だ。

That's right. I'm taking the essence.

そうさ、命は渡さん。

Okay. You hide my clothes? I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you.

お返しに正反対のことをしてやる。

What are you gonna show me my clothes?

俺の服を捜す気か？

Hey, opposite...is opposite.

正反対ってのは――反対だ。

He's got nothing!

何も考えてない！

Okay, buddy boy, here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.

これが正反対だ。お前の服を全部着てやった。

Oh, my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!

不公平だ！隠したのはパンツだけだぞ。

Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?

「俺、チャンドラー。目いっぱい、厚着したよ」

Maybe if I wasn't going commando..

生のバズーカでね。

Look, what can I do to show you how much I want you to be there?

どうしたらこの気持ちを分かってくれる？

You could drink the fat.

油、飲めば？

Alright, welcome to an adult conversation.

ガキは引っ込め。

No, no, no, wait a minute. That actually sounds interesting.

ちょっと待って。それはいい意見ね。

Cheers.

乾杯。

Okay, okay, don't. I'll go, I'll go.

やめて。行くわ。

You will?

本当？

You were really gonna do that, weren't you?

飲む気だった？

Well, yeah.

ああ。

You were gonna drink the fat.

油を？

No. Oh! Oh, and, uh, by the way..

言っとくけど――

What?

何？

I'm going commando too.

私もノーパンよ。

Oh!

おお！