フレンズで学ぶ英会話

I was in the shower and as I was...cleansing myself I, uh...well, I felt something.

シャワーを浴びて体を触ってたら何かを感じた。

Was it like a sneeze, only better?

いわゆる快感？

No, no, I mean like a thing on my body.

違うよ、体に何かができてる。

Well, what was it?

何が？

Well, I don't know. It's kind of in a place that's not...it's not visually accessible to me and I was hoping maybe you guys could help me out.

分からない。その何かは僕の死角にできてる。君たちに見てほしい。

Wow, he's cute, Pheebs. But I thought you just started dating that kindergarten teacher?

ステキね。でも幼稚園の先生は？

Oh, Jason? Yeah, uh-huh, we're seeing each other tonight.

ジェイソンね。今夜、会うわ。

What...Pheebs! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.

二股？あなたらしくない。

I know, I know. I'm like playing the field, you know. Like juggling two guys. I'm sowing my wild oats.

私ってプレイガールよね。２人の男を手玉に取って。ふしだらなお手玉プレーヤーよ。

How did it go at the doctor's?

医者は何と？

Well. He said there's definitely nothing to worry about. It's totally benign.

心配ない。良性のものだってさ。

Well, what is it?

正体は？

He couldn't even tell me. He said it was just some sort of skin abnormality.

分からないらしい。とにかく「皮膚の異常」だと。

And the worst thing is he said without being able to identify it he was reluctant to remove it.

正体が分かるまでは切ってくれないんだ。

Pete's breaking up with me.

ピートに振られるわ。

What?

何で？

Yeah, I just checked my messages and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta we need to talk.

留守電に「出張から戻ったら話がある」と。

And?

それで？

Well, that's it. People never say "we need to talk" unless it's something bad.

それだけよ。前置きするのは悪い話だわ。

Hey, well, you know what? You should go to my guy. 'Cause when I went in there with my third nipple..

俺の乳首を切った医者を紹介するよ。

...he just lopped it right off, you know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean, not as lucky as people who are born with two nipples.

すぐ切除できて俺は幸運だった。乳首２つの人より不運だけど。

Well, at least they knew what yours was, you know. Yours had a name.

君のは正体が分かってた。

And I can't take it, you know? I'm just, I'm always afraid one of them gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.

耐えられない。２人にバレないかとヒヤヒヤしてるの。

Well, honey. Then why don't you break up with one of them?

１人に絞れば？

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened to playing the field?

プレイガールをやめるの？

Well, it just, it doesn't feel like playing anymore. It feels like work, it's like I'm working in the field.

遊び気分じゃない。今やワーキング・ガールよ。

So, Pheebs, pick one of them. Yeah, which one do you like more?

じゃ、１人に。どっちが好き？

Well, Vince is great, you know 'cause he's like, he's a guy guy, you know. He's just so burly. So very burly.

ビンスは男の中の男って感じよ。たくましくて…体がすっごいの。

Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.

ビンスに決まりだ。

Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.

ジェイソンは繊細よ。

Well, sensitive is important. Pick him.

体より心が大事だ。

Oh, sure, go with the sissy.

女々しいほうでいけ。

Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean he's breaking up with you.

別れ話とは決まってない。

Really?

そう？

Yeah. Maybe he just cheated on you.

浮気の告白かも。

No, no, no, that's the video phone. But hey, guys, you're not supposed to be here so please do not touch anything.

テレビ電話よ。彼には内緒なんだから触らないで。

This place is amazing.

ホント、すごい家ね。

Oh, God. That is the nicest kitchen.

キッチンが最高。

I know.

でしょ。

No, but it's the nicest kitchen. The refrigerator told me to have a great day.

冷蔵庫が私にあいさつしたわ。

Uh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, um just so I know, is it good news or bad news?

「話がある」って件はいい話？悪い話？

Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news.

とてもいい話だよ。

Hold on a second, I have another call.

別の電話が。

Okay. Well, it's good news. It's good news. So what do you think the good news is?

よかった、いい話よ。でも何かな。

Wow, look at this. He wrote a check for $50,000 to "Hugo Lindgren Ring Design."

見てよ。５万ドルも払ってる「リング・デザイン料」だ。

Oh, sorry. What do you think the good news is?

ごめん、いい話って？

Oh, my.. Monica's going to marry a millionaire!

どうしよう。億万長者の妻よ！

This isn't going to be easy, um...I don't think we should see each other any more.

こんなこと言うのはつらいけど…別れましょう。

Uh-huh. Good deal.

分かった。

I'm sorry.

ごめん。

No, no, it's okay. It's just that, uh...I thought we had something pretty special here and you know, I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to and...there's so much in me I haven't shared with you yet.

いいさ。やっと特別な人を見つけたと思ったのに。初めて心を開ける相手を。本当の僕を見せたかった。

It is so weird. I know what I said, but, um...this morning I was lying in bed. I was imagining what it would be like to say yes.

変よね。断るって言ったけど、今朝、プロポーズを受けるところを想像したの。

I mean, I know it's a little sudden and it's a little rushed and it's totally not like me to do something like this, but...that doesn't mean I can't, right?

結婚なんて早すぎるし私らしくないと思うけど、悪くはないわ。

I mean, I'm crazy about Pete and I know that we want the same things and when I thought about saying yes it...made me really happy.

ピートが好きだし気持ちは通じてる。そう考えたら幸せな気分に。

Well, uh...I've been doing a lot of thinking and I look at my life..

この件は、ずいぶん悩んだ。人生まで考えた。

And I feel like I've conquered the business world and I feel like I've conquered the intellectual world and now I have the most beautiful woman in the world.

僕はビジネスの世界を制して、知的分野では成功した。世界一の美女も手にした。

But there's one thing missing.

だが不足が。

What's that?

それは？

It's time for me to conquer the physical world.

肉体的な分野での成功だ。

Monica...I want to become...the Ultimate Fighting Champion.

モニカ、僕が目指すのはアルティメットの王者だ。

Hey. I was passing by and saw you were playing tonight. It's kind of cool seeing you up there.

偶然、通りかかった。ステキだった。

Whoa, hey, hey, whoa.. What's going on here? Who's this guy?

この男は誰？

I don't know, he just started kissing me. Get him, get him, Vince.

急にキスされたの。やっつけて。

What?

何？

Yeah, okay, I've been dating both of you. And it's been really horrible 'cause, you know it's been a whole lot of fun for me.

二股、かけてたの。最低よね。だって私は楽しんでた。

I like you both and I...And I didn't know how to choose.. So I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm terrible. I'm a terrible person.

でも２人とも好きで選べなかったのよ。ごめんね。私はひどい人間だわ。

Phoebe, Phoebe, relax. It's okay, I mean...we never said this was exclusive.

フィービー、平気だよ。結婚したわけじゃない。

Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.

そうさ。自分を責めないで。