フレンズで学ぶ英会話

You're not gonna believe this, okay? So I go over there..

信じないと思うけど…彼の家で…

I'm sorry. Excuse us. Excuse us, please.

悪いね。

It's a little crowded. Do you mind if we sit.

店が混んでる。

Yeah, could you skooch? Move over just a little bit?

詰めて。お願い。

Keep on skooching.

どんどん。

He wanted to tell me he's going to compete in some Ultimate Fighting competition thingy.

アルティメットとかいう大会に出るって話よ。

Why? What is it?

それ、何？

I don't know, exactly. It's-It's sort of like wrestling.

レスリングの一種よ。

But without the costumes. And it's not fake. It's totally brutal.

仮装はしない。マジで危険な競技だ。

Yeah, it's two guys in the ring, and the rules are.. There are no rules.

どんなルールかというと…オーノー・ルール。

It's good to have you guys on my team. I come to play. I hope you do, too.

君らは俺のチームだ。共に戦い抜くぞ。

Now, let's go out there and get 'em, huh?

早速、戦え。

And remember, there is no I in team.

チームに私情は禁物だ。

Yes, but there's two in martini. So, everybody back to my office.

事情がある人は俺の部屋へ。

Today, my boss kept slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal.

同感だ。うちの上司は平気で人の尻を叩く。

Eesh. What'd you do about it?

どうして？

Well, I didn't do anything. I didn't wanna be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.

尻を叩かれたいと望んだ覚えはない。

Alright, so, Chandler, from now on don't give your boss a chance to get you. You know, just uh, don't turn your back to him.

さっきの話だけど、上司にお尻を向けなきゃいい。

Yeah, or you could teach him a lesson, you know? What you could do is you could rub something that smells really bad on your butt, right?

やめさせるには？尻に臭い物を塗りつけとくんだ。

Then, when he goes to smack you his hand will smell.

叩くと手が臭くなる。

Um, hey, Rach, can I ask you something?

レイチェル、話があるの。

Okay, you can totally say no. But um, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?

嫌なら言って。ロスに女の子を紹介していい？

Oh. Uh, with who?

相手は？

Um, my friend Bonnie. She just always thought Ross was really cute.

友達のボニーよ。ロスを好きなの。

Wh-wh, which one is Bonnie again?

ボニーって？

You remember her from my birthday party two years ago?

私の誕生会に来たコよ。

She's uh, yeah, like average height, medium build, bald.

外見は中肉中背で、ハゲよ。

That's fine.

いいわ。

Really? Okay. Good for you.

ホント？よく言った。

Hey, um...so listen, um.. my friends were telling me a little bit about this, uh, Ultimate Fighting thing.

友達にアルティメットのことを聞いて。

Well, it sounds really dangerous. I don't want you to get hurt because I.. I kinda like you.

恋人としては心配になったわ。

Oh, believe me, I don't want to get hurt, either. I'm being smart about this.

大丈夫だ。訓練してる。

See these guys? They're the best trainers in the world.

彼は世界一のトレーナーだ。

Oh, Rach, this is Bonnie.

ボニーよ。

This is Bonnie? You're Bonnie?

ボニーってボニー？

I can show you an ID. If you want.

IDを見せようか。

Oh, no. I'm sorry. I was just.. You look a lot different than the last time I-I saw you.

前に会ったときとはずいぶん違うわ。

Oh, yeah. Well, I just started wearing bras again.

ノーブラをやめたせいね。

You said she was bald.

ハゲじゃない。

Yeah, she was bald. She's not now.

今は違うわ。

How could you not tell me that she has hair?

早く言ってよ。

I don't know. I hardly ever say that about people.

人は髪じゃないわ。

I said it was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick.

スキンヘッドの変な女だと思ってた。

Bing! Read your Computech proposal. Real home run.

ビング。報告書、読んだ。ホームランだな。

Barely got you that time. Get over here. Come on.

外れた。ここへ来い。

Oh yeah! Good one. That was a good one. Keep at it, team.

お手柄だ。お前らも励め。

Mo-ni-ca.

モ…ニ…カ。

Can I just tell you how proud I am of you?

よく戦ったわ。

It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant "You suck!"

2万人に「帰れ」コールされた。

I mean, I thought you were nuts at first but you did it.

私は反対だったけど、戦い抜いた。

Now you can just look back at this whole thing with no regrets.

やるだけやったわ。

Look-look back? Well, you're not gonna keep going, are you?

やるだけ？やめないの？

Well, let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?

質問だ。僕はアルティメットの王者か？

Well, no, but..

違うけど…

Well, I'm not gonna stop until I'm the Ultimate Fighting Champion.

チャンピオンになるまで続けるよ。

Doug! I'm a little bit uncomfortable with the way that you express yourself.

ダグさん。あなたの感情表現が苦手なんです。

Oh, is it the swearing? I mean, is it the constant swearing? Because, I got to tell you, if it is well you can just kiss my ass.

口が悪いってんだろ。構うもんか。

No. No, it-It's not about the swearing. It's more about, uh, the way that you uh, occasionally concentrate your enthusiasm on my buttocks.

違います。時々、あふれる熱意をぶつける点です。僕の尻に。

Oh, and don't get me wrong. I appreciate the sentiment. It's just that I, I have a rather sensitive posterior.

ご好意には感謝してます。ただ僕の尻は敏感にできてまして。

And uh, besides it's making all the other guys jealous.

それに皆が、やきもちを。

Well, say no more. You know, it takes guts to bring this up. Bing! You're okay.

勇気を出してよく言ってくれた。ビング、分かった。

Phoebe, look, it's Ross and that girl.

どうしよう。ロスとあのコよ。

No! No! Look at that! It's a line of ants! They're working as a team.

見て、アリの行列！働きものね。

Right. Oh, yeah. Wow. Oh. It looks like Ross is breaking up with her.

ロスがボニーを振るところみたいね。

Oof! I hope he lets her down easy.

もめなきゃいいけど。

Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I don't get it.

まず深呼吸よ。おかしいわ。

Aren't you the one that decided you didn't wanna be with Ross?

別れたのはあなたの意思でしょ。

Yes.

そうよ。

Well, isn't he your friend? Don't you want him to be happy?

ロスの幸せを祈る気持ちは？

It's just, you know, I didn't expect him to be this happy so soon.

すぐ幸せになるとは思わなかった。

You are insane. You-you've got to give this up.

正気じゃないわ。やめて。

I can't until I'm the ultimate fighter. I will do it.

王者になるまではやめられない。

Alright, please, lis-listen to me. You are terrible at this, okay. You are the worst ultimate fighter ever. Ever!

座って、聞いてほしいの。あなたは才能ないわ。最低の格闘家よ。最悪！

You know, I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture on my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adam's apple but that really hurt.

肩は壊れ、右腕にはヒビが、ノドぼとけまで傷ついてるが、言葉のほうが痛い。

Well, then, you know what? I care about you too much to watch you hurt yourself like this.

苦しむ姿を見るのはもう嫌よ。

So, if you have to do this then you're gonna have to do it without me.

続けるなら別れるわ。

Well, if you're asking me to quit then you're asking me to be someone I'm not.

あきらめたら僕が僕でなくなる。

I've got to do this.

続けるしかない。

Then I've gotta go. Goodbye.

お別れね。さよなら。

Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase. You know, by accident uh..

失礼。カバンを忘れました。ついうっかり。

Of course, you did. You forgot something else, too, you bastard.

なるほど。これも、おまけだ！

Well, what about you? You're not feeling left out or anything, are you?

忘れ物は？何かあるだろ？

No. No. Not at all. That's-that's ridiculous.

いいえ。あるわけありません。

Everybody else got one and you want one, too, don't ya?

皆がうらやましいだろ？

Yes, yes, I do.

そのとおり。