フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Hey, man. What's up?

どうした？

Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today.

今日はオーディションがあったそうだ。事務所はお前に伝言したと。

The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?

久々のチャンスだったのに。なぜ伝えてくれない？

Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet counting to ten and he was up to seven and I hadn't found a place to hide yet.

忙しいときに電話がきたの。鬼ごっこで隠れ場所を探してたときだった。

Look, I-I meant to tell you and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it.

伝言はちゃんと手に書いたわ。

Yep, that's my audition.

これだよ。

See? Now this is why I keep notepads everywhere.

だから私はメモを持ち歩く。

Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.

遊び心がない人ね。

Hi, this is Katelyn from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is Ann there for Phoebe? She'll know what it's about.

ブッフェ事務所のケイトリンよ。配役担当のアニーをつなげば分かるわ。

Annie? Hi. Listen, we've got a problem with Joey Tribbiani. Apparently he missed his audition.

アニー、ジョーイ・トリビアーニの件よ。日時を聞いたのはうちの誰？

Estelle? No, I don't know what I'm gonna do with her. No, alright, so your husband leaves you and then burns down the apartment. The world does not stop.

エステル？あの女め。不幸のどん底に突き落としてやる。

What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?

なぜ避けるの？

Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and then she took all my tomatoes.

昨日、夕食の席で彼女がチキンを俺のトマトと換えた。

And that's bad because.. ...you hate chicken piccata?

てことは君はチキンが嫌い？

No, it's like, all of a sudden, we were this couple.

違う。交換なんてまるでカップルだ。

Okay, and this alarm started going off in my head, you know "Run for your life! Get out of the building!"

そのとき、頭に声が響いた。「走れ、ここから出ろ！」

Oh, men are unbelievable. What is it with you people?

男って信じられない。

I mean, the minute you start to feel something you have to run away?

なぜ仲が進展すると男って逃げるわけ？

Alright, look what do I do? I wanna get past this. I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing.

俺だって深入りを恐れず進みたい。

I wanna go through the tunnel to the other side.

トンネルを抜けたい！

Where there's no fear of commitment.

進展させたいってこと。

But it-it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know? Face your fear.

でも恐怖には立ち向かうしかない。

You have a fear of heights you go to the top of the building. You're afraid of bugs.. ...get a bug.

高所恐怖症ならビルに登れ。虫が怖けりゃ捕まえろ。

In this case you have a fear of commitment. So I say, you go in there and you be the most committed guy there ever was.

深入りが怖いなら、思い切ってどんどん深入りしろ。

Amazingly, that makes sense.

正論だわ。

So how come you wanted to eat in tonight?

なぜ家に呼んだの？

Because I wanted to, uh gi-give you this.

君に渡す物があってね。

Contact paper.

粘着シート？

You never really know what to say when someone you're sleeping with gives you contact paper.

恋人への贈り物としては奇抜ね。

Wait, th-there's more. See, the contact paper is to go in.. ...your brand new drawer.

そのシートで飾ってよ。君の引き出しだ。

We should take a trip. We're a couple, and that's, uh, what couples do. And I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!

旅行しよう。カップルなら当然だ。君の親にも会う。親も一緒に旅行だ！

I don't think we need to because you're tripping me out right now.

今の言葉で十分トリップしたわ。

Are you okay?

正気？

I mean, I could probably say, let's move in together and I'd be okay.

今なら「一緒に暮らそう」とも言える。

You probably want us to move in together?

同居したいの？

It doesn't scare me.

もう怖くない。

Yeah, well, it scares me. I mean, I'm not even divorced yet, Chandler.

私は怖いわ。正式な離婚もまだよ。

Oh, no, don't go. I've scared you. I've said too much. I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.

待って、君を追いつめたね。俺は愛の狩人さ！

Here you go, honey. This will help.

これで元気を。

So I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship's going too fast and we have to slow down.

彼女は「時期が早い、じっくり交際を」と。

Then I got all...needy and clingy.

それで俺はしつこく迫った。

She said she'd call me.

「電話する」と。

Welcome to our side of the tunnel.

私の仲間入りね。

Okay. Okay. So should I call her?

じゃ、彼女に電話を。

No!

ダメ！

It's a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone you go shoe shoppin', you get your butt in a bubble bath.

自分から折れちゃダメ。不安は買い物や風呂で発散よ。

If you want her back, you have got to start acting aloof. She has to know that you're not needy.

ドーンと構えてれば彼女は戻る。追えば逃げる。

Right, so what you have to do is you have to accidentally run into her on purpose and then, act aloof.

全然平気だって顔を見せるために、偶然を装って会うの。

So I'm-I'm not gonna lose her?

救いようある？

Oh, honey you're not a total loser.

救いようないバカだなんて...

I said, "So I'm not gonna lose her?"

俺は「救いはある？」と。

You're the best agent I ever had.

辞めないで、君は最高だ。

Look, Phoebs, rejection is part of bein' an actor. You can't take it personal.

それにダメ出しには慣れてる。

Not personal? Really? Well, they said they'd never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent.

「イタリアなまりの下手なイタリア系」だって。

No, no, see, th-this is why you have to do this job. Agents always lie.

君は不合格の理由を教えてくれる。「縁がなかった」でごまかさない。

Hello, Janice.

やあ、ジャニス。

What are you doing here?

ここで何を？

Oh, just a bit of shopping. How've you been?

ショッピングさ。ご機嫌よう。

Are you being British?

イギリス人のマネ？

No. Not anymore.

素の俺だよ。

Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?

なぜこんな所に？私を待ち伏せ？

I'm just, uh, you know pickin' up some things for a party.

パーティーの買い出しだ。

Barley? What kind of a party serves barley?

大麦？パーティーで麦を食べるの？

Well, I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours.

田舎者の集まりでね。

Where is this party? Here in Chelsea. Whose party is it? A woman's. What woman? Chelsea.

会場は？チェルシーだ。誰のパーティー？女の人。何て人？チェルシー。

Okay. You know one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet

次のどっちかね。「その女と私は２マタ」だとしたら最低の男よ。

or else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody which just makes you so pathetic I could just start crying right here in the cereal aisle.

「ほかの女をにおわせてるだけ」だとしたら涙が出るほどアホ。

So like which of these two guys do you wanna be?

どっちの男がいい？

Could I be that guy?

あの男がいい。

Hello, Janice. Hi. I'm so glad that you called.

お待たせ。電話、ありがとう。

I know I've been acting really weird...lately, and.. ...it's just because I'm crazy about you, and..

近ごろの俺はどうかしてた。君を好きになりすぎて...

...and stupid and scared, and-and.. and stupid a couple more times.

ついバカなことを。バカの上塗りもした。

And I'm sorry.

ごめんよ。

What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbie, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.

バービーで何をムキに？自分は女装してた。

What?

マジ？

The way you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time? The big hat, the pearls, the little pink handbag?

母親の服着てたわ。ネックレスにピンクのバッグも。

Okay. You are totally making this up.

口から出まかせだ。

How can you not remember? You made us call you Bea.

忘れたの？自分をビーちゃんと呼んでた。

Oh, God. I have literally never been this happy.

思い出した。さわやかな気分よ。

Wasn't there a little song?

歌は覚えてる？

Oh, please, God, let there be a song.

お願い、聞かせて。

There was no song. There was no song.

冗談じゃない。