フレンズで学ぶ英会話

We are having dinner with my dad tomorrow night.

私のパパとディナーよ。一緒に来て。

I hope that's okay.

いいでしょ？

Oh, shoot! Tomorrow's not good.

残念だな、予定が入ってる。

I'm supposed to fall off the Empire State Building and land on a bicycle with no seat, so..

ビルから落ちて自転車に飛び乗るんだ。

Ross, my father doesn't hate you.

パパは口が悪いだけよ。

Please. He refers to me as Wet Head.

どうせ『テカテカ頭』さ。

But, honey, he calls everybody by a nickname.

悪気はないわ。

Okay, look, just one dinner. Please, one night for me. Please?

一晩だけよ。お願い。

I just want him to love you like I do.

パパにもあなたを丸ごと愛してもらいたいの。

Alright. Well, not exactly like I do.

体ごとじゃないわ。

Hey, you guys. Guess what?

みんな、仕事が取れた。

I got a gig.

カマすぜ。

See, that's why I can never be an actor because I can't say gig.

『カマす』俺には言えない言葉だ。

What's the part?

何の役？

Well, it's not a part. No. I'm teaching acting for soap operas down at the Learning Extension.

役じゃない。学校で『昼メロ講座』を教える。

Come on. That's great.

すごい。

It's like, it's like my chance to give something back to the acting community.

これで演劇界に恩返しができる。

I don't know, Monica. It feels funny just being here.

何だか気がとがめる。

I mean, if you buy a bed from Janice's ex-husband that's like betraying Chandler.

ここで買い物なんてチャンドラーに悪いわ。

Not at these prices.

値段は悪くない。

Phoebe, come here.

寝てみて。

Oh. This is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.

私の物よ。この女殺しを味わって。

Monica, it still feels so weird, you know. Chandler's your friend.

やっぱりマズいわよ。友達を裏切ることに...

How's the library?

図書館はどうだ？

Uh, museum.

博物館です。

What happened to the library?

じゃ、図書館は？

There never was a library. I mean, there are libraries. It's just that I, um.. I've never worked at one.

図書館は街にありますが、僕は働いてませんよ。

What do you say? Shall I just order three?

３人前、頼むか？

Yeah, if you're really hungry.

すごい食欲。

It was a joke. I made a joke.

冗談です。

So, Dr. Green, how's the old boat?

ご自慢の船は？

They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?

サビたよ。どうなったと思う？

Gives it a nice, antique-y look?

古風な味が出た。

Rust is boat cancer, Ross.

サビは船にとってガンだ。

Well, I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.

僕も昔、自転車をガンで亡くした。

Wait, wait, wait. I think I forgot my receipt.

待て、レシートを忘れた。

Oh, you don't need that.

不要です。

Why not?

なぜ？

The carbon. It's messy. I mean, gets on your fingers and causes the, the..uh, night blindness.

カーボン紙は不衛生だから。指につくと目が病気に。

Who put a 20 there?

誰の金だ？

Oh, yeah, that would be me. Um, I have...I have a problem. I, I tip way too much. Way, way too much. It's a sickness, really.

僕のかな。チップを多く払うのが癖で、病的なんです。

Excuse me. You think I'm cheap?

聞くが、私はケチか？

This is nice. I pay $200 for dinner, you put down $20 and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot.

200ドルの食事をおごらせて、チップを20ドルも置いた。君は大物ぶりたいんだろ。

You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Yeah, I'll tell you what. You pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, alright?

全額、払え。大物め。

Well, Mr. Big Shot is better than Wet Head.

『大物』は『テカテカ』よりマシ。

Let's say I've just gotten bad news. Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13.

悪い知らせのときには、232を13で割るといくつか計算する。

And that's how it's done. Great soap opera acting tonight, everybody. Class dismissed.

演技の奥深さが分かったろ。今日は、おしまい。

Hey, Mr. Trib. Guess what? I got an audition!

先生、オーディションを受けます。

Oh. One of my students got an audition. I'm so proud.

教え子が成長を。感激だ。

I was wondering if you would consider coaching me for it?

ぜひ特別にコーチを。

You bet. What's the part?

いいさ、何の役？

Oh, it's great. It's a role in 'All My Children.' Nick, the boxer.

『オール・マイ・チルドレン』のボクサーです。

Alright, look, here's the bottom line, Ross. This is fixable if we act fast, okay?

早めにパパの機嫌を取ってばん回するの。

Look, honey, I have tried to make nice. It doesn't work.

愛想を振りまいてこの始末だ。

Look, I realize that my father is difficult but that's why you have got to be the bigger man here.

パパは難しい人だから、ロスが大きな心で接してよ。

Okay, well, can't you just try it one more time, Ross? For me. For me.

もう一度、試して。私のためよ。

Rachel, one brunch is not going to solve anything. You've got to face it, okay? We'll never gonna get along.

会っても無駄だ。あの人とはソリが合わない。

Okay, well, you are just going to have to, okay?

それを合わせてよ。

Because I've already got a mother and a father who cannot stay in the same room together.

パパとママは顔も合わせない。

I don't want to have a separate room for you too.

あなたまで同じことを？

Okay, okay, okay. I'll get the bagels.

分かった。明日はベーグル買ってくる。

You told him to play the boxer gay!

『ゲイっぽく演じろ』と？

Well, I-I might have said super gay.

『本物を超えたゲイ』だ。

You totally screwed him over. Joey, you're this guy's teacher. I mean, how could you do this?

その生徒は終わりだ。あなたは先生失格よ。

Because, Monica, the guy's so good and I really, really want this part.

でも超うまいんだ。俺は、あの役が欲しい。

You're still going to that chiropractor? That man couldn't get into med school in Ixtapa.

お前はまだ、あそこに？ あの男はヤブ中のヤブだ。

Yeah, thank you. That's what I keep saying.

僕もそう言ってます。

Excuse me. Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.

失礼ね。ドクター・ボビーは名医よ。

Hey, would you, uh, like some juice?

ジュースでも？

I'd love some juice, thank you.

頂くよ。

Wow. This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see--

息が合った。見てた？

Yeah, honey, I was standing right there.

私もいたわ。

There will come a time in each of your careers when you'll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor.

役者人生にはライバルを蹴落とさねばならぬときもある。

I had such an opportunity in the recent present.

僕にも最近あったばかりだ。

And I'm ashamed to say that...I took it.

あえて君らに告白しよう。

We both auditioned for the part and, uh...as it turned out.. ...they, uh.. ...they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him.

僕らはオーディションで戦った。その結果、何と、ホモの演技が合格だ。

And now.. ...he's got a two year contract opposite.. ...Susan Lucci the first lady of daytime television.

彼は２年契約を勝ち取った。相手役はスーザン・ルッチ、昼メロの女王だ。