フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Because...every time I go to the dentist somebody dies.

私が歯医者に行くたびに人が死ぬの。

That is so weird because every time I go to the dentist I look down the hygienist's blouse.

俺は行くたびに衛生士さんの胸元、見ちゃう。

Pheebs, come on. You didn't kill anybody.

フィービーは悪くない。

These people just happened to die when you went to the dentist.

治療中にその3人が死んだのは偶然だよ。

It's-it's just a coincidence.

ただの偶然だ。

Well, tell that to them. Oh, you can't. They're dead.

3人に言って...あの世だわ。

You guys.. ...Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.

ジャニスと旦那さんのキスを目撃したの。

So what are you gonna do? I mean.. How are you gonna tell Chandler?

チャンドラーにどう言う？

Well, I was thinking about that and-and I think the best way would be, to not.

考えたが、一番いい手は『知らん顔』だ。

Joey, you can't keep this to yourself.

隠しちゃダメ。

If you know about this you have to tell him.

伝えて。

It'll kill him. I mean, it'll just kill him.

やつが自殺する。

Well, I'm going to the dentist so listen, okay?

じゃ、歯医者に行くわ。

Just be on the lookout for anything that-that-that you could fall into

みんな、気をつけてね。どこかに落ちたり...

or-or that can fall on you

何かが落ちてきたり...

or...or just look out!

とにかく全部。

So do you want me to watch Ben for you?

ベンの世話は？

Yes. That's what I was gonna ask. Thank you.

お前に頼むよ。

Whoa, wait. Hello? What about me?

待ってよ、私じゃダメ？

You, you want to watch Ben?

君？君がベンの世話を？

Hey-hey, Ross? I got a science question.

専門家に質問だ。

If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, Homo sapiens.. ...alright? Is that why they're extinct?

ホモサピエンスは本当にホモだから絶滅したわけ？

Joey, Homo sapiens are people.

ホモサピエンスも人だ。

Hey, I'm not judging. I'm just asking.

差別はしないよ。

So we're okay. We're okay. We're okay, aren't we?

もう心配ないわね？

No, we're not okay. We're not okay. There's a bump.

ダメよ、コブがある。

Oh, my God. Well, push it in! Push it in!

本当だ、押し込め！

I cannot push it in!

押せっこない。

Okay, we're gonna need a distraction.

じゃ、ほかの手よ。

...we could put a hat on his head.

帽子で隠す。

A hat! Yes! We need a hat.

帽子ね、それよ。

Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

小さい帽子がないわ。

Here's the thing.. This is the thing. Okay, the thing is--

わけがある。わけなんだ。

What is the thing?

早く。

I went down to the Mattress King showroom and.. ...and I saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.

『マットレス・キング』でジャニスが旦那とキスしてた。

Well, she-she wouldn't do that. She's-she's with me.

まさか、俺がいるのに。

I'm telling you, man, I saw it.

この目で見た。

Yeah, well, you're wrong, okay? You're wrong.

見間違いだ。

I'm not wrong. I wish I was.

違うよ、俺も目を疑った。

Alright, look. I'm gonna need an actual answer here, okay?

ハッキリしてくれ。

So which is it?

どっちにする？

Him or me?

旦那か、俺か。

I don't know.

分かんない。

Monica, number one, I don't think Ben understands the concept of bribery

1.ベンは取引ってものを理解してない。

and number two..

2...

What?

何よ。

You said, 'Number Two.'

『2』だって。

I also said, 'Number One.'

『1』も言った。

What are you, uh, what are you gonna do?

どうする気だ？

I don't know. You know? What-what would you do?

さあね。お前なら？

Uh, it doesn't matter what I'd do. Come on. Come on. Tell me.

俺とは違う。意見を。

Alright, you're, uh.. ...probably not gonna wanna hear this but, uh.. ...if it was me, and this is just me I would, uh...I would bow out.

耳が痛いだろうけど、あくまで俺だったらだが、身を引く。

They have a kid together. You know?

子供がいる。

They're like.. ...they're like a family.

つまり旦那とは家族なんだよ。

And if, I don't know if there's a chance they can make that work I know I wouldn't wanna be the guy who stood in the way of that.

家族としてやり直せるのなら、ジャマしたくない。

It's okay if he bumps his head. Kids bump their heads all the time.

子供は、よく頭をぶつける。

You know, it was your first time baby-sitting. I'm sure you did the best you could.

初めての子守で頑張ったね。

I'm just saying you have to watch them all the time.

でも目を離しちゃダメだ。

Janice, I have something I need to tell you and I want you to let me get through it because it's.. ...it's-it's not gonna be easy.

最後まで一気に話をさせてくれ。でないと決心が崩れそうだ。

Okay.

いいわ。

I think you should go back with Gary.

旦那の所へ戻れ。

I don't wanna be the guy that breaks up a family.

家庭を壊すのは嫌だ。

You know, when my parents split up it was because of that guy

うちも男の問題で離婚を。

and whenever I would see him I would always think, you know 'you're the reason.'

俺はその男を見るたび、思った。『お前のせいだ』と。

Wow!

すごいわ!

Yeah, well.. ...it's the right thing to do.

戻るべきだ。

You're right. I mean, I-I've gotta give my marriage another chance.

そうね。夫とやり直すわ。

No, you don't. No, no, no. I say you have to give your divorce another chance.

早まるな。彼との離婚をやり直せ。

Oh, God but before I can say.. ...goodbye.. ...there's something I really need you to know, Chandler.

でも、さよならの前にこれだけは言わせて。

The way I feel about you.. ...it's like I finally understand what Lionel Richie's been singing about.

あなたへの愛はライオネル・リッチーのラブ・ソングそのものだわ。

You know, I mean, what we have it's-it's like movie love.

私たちの恋愛は映画みたいだった。

Then don't leave me.

じゃ、生きよう。

What? Forget what I said. I was babbling. Pick me.

今のは忘れて、俺を選べ。

No, you were right. You were right.

ダメよ、夫とやり直すわ。

No, you don't. No, no, no. I say you have to give your divorce another chance.

早まるな。彼との離婚をやり直せ。

Well, there is one way. His window's open.

1つあるよ。窓が開いてるだろ。

I say...we poke him.

突っつこう。

Hey. You know how we, uh, save all those chopsticks for no reason when we get Chinese food?

中華の割りばしって使い道なかったろ。

Well, now we got a reason.

やっと使える。

Thread the needle. Thread the needle.

狙いを定めろ。

He's alive! He's alive!

生きてるわ!

And yet we're still poking him.

まだ突っつくの？

Okay, retract the device. Retract the device.

装置を撤収。