フレンズで学ぶ英会話

No, no, I don't, I don't really wanna play.

俺はやる気ない。

Come on, man, you never wanna do anything since you and Janice broke up.

ジャニスと別れて無気力か。

That's not true. I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day.

バスローブ姿でお菓子食べてるし――

I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say that I don't have goals.

朝から酒も飲む。意欲的だ。

Chandler, you have to start getting over her, alright?

彼女のことは忘れろ。

If you play, you get some fresh air. Maybe you'll take your mind off Janice.

外の空気を吸えば気分転換になる。

And if you don't play, everyone'll be mad at you 'cause the teams won't be even. Come on.

お前なしじゃ3対2で困るしさ。

Um, Monica and I aren't supposed to play football.

モニカと僕は止められてる。

Says who, your mom?

ママから？

Yeah.

そう。

Well, every-every Thanksgiving, um...we used to have a touch football game called the-the Geller Bowl.

毎年感謝祭にやってたの。"ゲラー・ボール"と称して。

Anyway, Ross and I were always captains and, um, it got kind of competitive and one year, Geller Bowl Six, I accidentally broke Ross's nose.

私たちが両キャプテンで毎年熱戦だった。それがある年、事故で私が兄さんの鼻を折ったの。

It was so not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her so she threw her big, fat grandma-arm elbow in my face. Just kept running.

事故とは言えない。ぶっとい腕で僕にエルボーをかまし、走り去った。

To score the winning touchdown, by the way.

そのままタッチダウンよ。

You know what? I think we should play a game. I mean, come on, it's been 12 years.

でも、もう解禁よ。あれから12年だもの。

Can I see you for a second?

相談を。

Wuss!

弱虫！

Alright, we're gonna play.

やるよ。

Wait for me, wait for me. Wait for me.

待って。

Oh, cool. This is my first huddle.

初ハドルよ。

Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?

チャンドラーをどう思う？

Phoebe, y-you know what you're doing, right?

やり方、分かる？

Yeah.

うん。

Okay. Alright, Joey's gonna catch it. And you and I are gonna block.

私とフィービーはブロック。

What's block?

ブロック？

Phoebe, I thought you said you knew what you were doing.

"やり方分かる"と言ったのに。

I thought you meant in life.

"生き方"かと。

You know I was thinking about asking her for her number.

電話番号、聞こうか？

Thanks, man but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, you know.

ありがたいが、直接自分で聞くよ。

Whoa, oh, oh, oh. No, I was thinking about, you know, for me. As part of that whole 'getting over Janice' thing you were talking about.

聞くのは俺だ。失恋を克服しなくちゃ。

Alright. If it means that much to you, I'll let you have her.

いいよ、譲ってやる。

What, 'let me have her'? What do you mean? Like, if you didn't, I wouldn't have a shot?

お前が譲らなきゃ俺にはなびかないとでも？

Well, I don't like to say it out loud but...yeah.

言いたかないが――そうだ。

Don't feel bad, man. We all have our strengths. You're better with numbers and stuff.

お前は女より数字に強い。

Chandler, I want you to run a post pattern to the left, okay? And sweetie--

左へのポスト・パターンだ。君は…

Yeah, I know. Go long. You know, it's like all I'm doing is running back and forth from the huddle.

"遠く"でしょ。遠くへ行きっぱなしよ。

Well, uh...you wanna just stay out there?

なら、座って見てる？

No, no, no. Uh, hello. The buzzer buzzed. It doesn't count.

無効だ、ベルが。

After the snap.

スナップ後よ。

Before the snap.

いや、前だ。

Now does it really matter?

関係が？

Yes.

ある。

But, okay. I made a touchdown. It was my first touchdown. So.

私の初タッチダウンよ。認めて。

You know what? That's fine. Maybe you haven't grown up but I have.

兄さんはガキね。私は大人よ。

Oh, okay. Dead leg!

あっそう。くらえ！

Okay, okay, fine, fine. Alright, you wanna win by cheating? Go ahead.

インチキして勝ちたいならタッチダウンは認める。

Alright! You know what? I'll prove it to you, okay? I'll trade you Joey for Rachel and I'll still win the game.

強さを証明するわ。ジョーイとレイチェルを交換よ。

What, t-the guys against the girls?

女だけで戦う気？

Oh, unless, of course you're afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.

試せば？女に負けたら恥だけどね。

Where do Dutch people come from?

オランダ人の出身地は？

Uh, well, the, uh...Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.

ペンシルベニアのオランダ人はペンシルベニアだ。

And the, uh, other Dutch people? They come from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?

オランダの別名はネザーランドだっけ？

Nice try. You see, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

引っかけか。それはピーターパンの国だ。

Let's just cut to the chase here, okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?

なら今すぐ白黒つけよう。どっちが好み？

Which do I like?

どっちか？

Yeah, you know. For dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill.

どっちを風車に連れ込みたい？

Well, if I had to choose right now...which, by the way, I find really weird. I would have to say...Chandler.

今すぐ選べと？変な質問だと思うけど――チャンドラーかしら。

I win. You suck. I rule all. Mini-wave and celebration to me!

俺の勝ちで、お前の負けだ。祝福のウエーブ！

I am now thinking I would like to change my answer to...no one.

やっぱり答えを変えるわ。どっちもイヤ。

What?

何だって？

I now find you shallow and, um...a dork. Bye-bye.

あなたは浅ましいし、ゲス野郎よ。バイバイ。

We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere.

全女性のために勝つわよ。

Okay, just think about every lousy date you ever had, okay? Every guy who kept one eye on the TV while you were making out.

エッチの最中に片目でテレビを見てる男に仕返しよ。

Oh, my God, you dated someone with a glass eye too?

器用だこと。

Come on, okay? Come on, this is for all womankind. Let's kill 'em.

私たちは女の代表よ。男をぶっ殺そう。

Huddle up.

ハドルよ。

Oh, oh, this is our last huddle.

これが最後のハドル？

Alright, Phoebe, get open. Rachel...go long.

フィービーはワイド・オープン。レイチェルは遠くへ。

Okay.

分かった。

Break.

ブレーク。

Guys, guys, come on. It's Thanksgiving. It's not important who wins or loses.

感謝祭だぞ。勝負にこだわるな。

The important thing is the Dutch girl picked me.

重要なのは――俺が選ばれたこと。

Me, not you. Holland loves Chandler. Thank you Amsterdam. Good night.

オランダ娘が選んだ。ありがとうアムステルダム！

We should definitely play football more often. Maybe there's like a league we could join or something.

もっと試合を。リーグに加入しない？

Isn't there, like, a National Football League?

NFLってのに入る？

Yes. Yes, there is. They play on Sundays and Monday nights.

日曜と月曜が試合だ。

Oh, shoot. I work Monday nights.

ダメ、月曜は仕事よ。

How come it's always us left on the field holding the ball?

いつも僕らだけ残る。

I don't know. Guess the other people just don't care enough.

みんなは真剣じゃないわ。