フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Okay, I gotta go.

行くよ。

What? What, why?

え？なぜ？

Well, I, I-I gotta go break up with Bonnie.

ボニーと別れてくる。

Here, now?

今すぐ？

Well, yeah. I can't, I can't stay here all night.

ここには泊まれないし。

And if I go in there, she's, she's gonna wanna...do stuff.

彼女の所へ行けば…求められる。

Can't you just tell her that you are not in the mood?

「気分じゃない」と断れば？

No, she likes that.

かえって燃える。

So, I guess you'd like to know how it all happened?

いきさつを話すわ。

I, I mean, I, well, I think I can figure it out.

聞かなくても分かる。

I guess, you know, I was born and then everyone started lying their asses off.

私が生まれ、皆がウソつきまくり。

Well, anyhow, somehow I got pregnant and...

とにかく私は妊娠したの。

...scared, I was stupid and selfish and...

怖かったし、バカで自分勝手だった。

I was 18 years old.

まだ18だったからよ。

I mean, you remember what it was like to be 18 years old, don't you?

自分はどうだった？

I don't know, you're here and I would, I would really...I would like to get to know you.

これを機会にあなたを知りたいわ。

Yeah, well, everybody does.

皆、そう言う。

Really cool person.

私の魅力ね。

And, you know, you had 29 years to find that out but you didn't even try.

でもあなたは29年も無視してた。

You know what? You walked out on me.

あなたは私を捨てた。

And I'm just, I'm gonna do the same to you.

私も同じことをするわ。

I wrote you a letter.

手紙、書いた。

Oh, thank you.

ありがと。

I like mail.

手紙って好き。

There's just, there's some things I've been thinking about.

私たちのことについて思いを書いた。

You know, things about us.

私たちのことよ。

And before I can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.

よりを戻す前に読んで、意見を聞かせて。

Well, it's, it's 5:30 in the morning.

朝の5時半だよ。

So I'd better get cracking on this baby.

だから急いで読もう。

So, I'll be waiting for you. Just come up when you're done.

読み終わったら来て。

Okay, I'll be up in...18 pages.

さっと読むよ…18ページか。

Front and back.

裏にもある。

It's very exciting.

楽しみだな。

Hey, what happened to you?

どうしたの？

Why didn't you come up?

なぜ来ないの？

Done!

読んだ。

You just finished?

やっと？

Well, I wanted to be thorough.

腰を据えて読んだ。

I mean, this, this is...clearly very, very important to you, to us.

だって大事な手紙だろ、僕らにとって。

And so I wanted to read every word carefully. Twice.

だから一語ずつかみしめて、2度読んだ。

What? What is it? What?

どうした？

Jellyfish sting! Oh, it hurts! It hurts! It hurts!

クラゲに刺された！痛い！

Well, can we help you once we take you back to the house?

別荘まで運ぶか？

Oh, it's, like, two miles.

3キロある。

Yeah, and I'm little tired from digging the hole.

穴掘りで疲れたしな。

We've gotta do something.

どうする？

Well, there's really only one thing you can do.

手は1つある。

What? What is it?

何よ。

You're gonna have to pee on it.

小便をかけろ。

What?

嫌よ、汚い！

Don't blame me. I saw it on the Discovery Channel.

テレビで見たんだ。

You know what? He's right. There's something like, uh, ammonia in that, that kills the pain.

確かにアンモニアをかけると痛みが消える。

She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship.

別れた原因は全部、僕のせいだと言うんだ。

I mean, she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her.

僕の浮気について5ページも書いてる。

We were on a break!

別れたあとだ！

Oh, my God! If you say that one more time I'm gonna break up with you.

今度それを言ったら、俺がお前と別れる。

Look, Ross, you have what you want. You're back with Rachel.

やっと、よりが戻ったんだぞ。

If you bring this up now you're gonna wreck the best thing that ever happened to you.

怒ったら、ぶち壊しだ。

Yeah, I know. I know. You're right.

確かにそうだ。

Yeah, I guess I'll let it go.

涙を飲むよ。

But you, you understand how, how hard it is to forget about this.

でも、この悔しさは分かってくれ。

A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, ever...talk about.

あの旅では、みんなにいろいろあった。

What the hell happened on that beach?

ビーチで何が？

It's between us and the sea, Ross.

俺らと海だけの秘密だ。

I got stung. Stung bad.

クラゲに刺された。重症だった。

I couldn't stand, I...couldn't walk.

痛みで歩けなかった。

We were two miles from the house.

別荘まで3キロ。

We were scared and alone.

救助は望めない。

We didn't think we could make it.

絶体絶命だ。

That's right, I stepped up!

俺は志願したさ。

She's my friend, and she needed help.

友達の窮地だぞ。

If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.

お前らにも小便できる。

Only, uh...I couldn't.

でも出なかった。

I got the stage fright.

本番に弱い。

And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!

別れの責任は2人にあると思うけどね。

Yeah, you and that girl from the copy place which, yesterday, you took full responsibility for!

2人ってのは、あなたとコピー屋の女だわ。

I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for, okay? I didn't finish the whole letter.

言っとくが、手紙は読み終えてなかった。

What?

何ですって？

I fell asleep.

寝てた。

You fell asleep?

寝てただと？

It was 5:30 in the morning and you had rambled on for 18 pages.

朝の5時半だった。しかも18ページも書きなぐってくれてた。

Front and back!

裏にまで！