フレンズで学ぶ英会話

You guys, why didn't you tell me you were eloping?

突然、駆け落ちを？

'Cause it just sorta happened, you know. We were at the courthouse, we were having lunch--

急に決めた。役所でランチ食べてて…

Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?

なぜ役所に？

We were having lunch.

ランチ食べに。

We've been trying to get pregnant. Uh, pretty much ever since we got engaged.

子作りしたいの。急いで励んできたのよ。

Thought we'd get a jump on things. You know, no one's getting any younger.

いつまでも若くないでしょ。

'Cause the thing is, um, we're not able to, you know, uh, conceive, you know?

でも、なかなかできないんだ。

And we've tried everything. We've seen a bunch of doctors.

あちこち病院へ行った。

Yeah, and they say that our only chance to have a baby is that, if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl.

俺の精子と彼女の卵子を皿で混ぜて、別の女に入れるんだ。

So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.

その女になってくんない？

That's a really nice gift.

いいお祝いね。

I was thinking of, like, a gravy boat.

お皿にしようと思ってた。

So what job did you get, Joe?

何の仕事？

Oh, uh, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.

博物館のガイドだ。ロスのコネ。

Well, how could you be a tour guide? I mean, don't you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?

恐竜の知識とかいらないわけ？

No, not really, they give you all the information. It's, uh, it's like memorizing a script, yeah.

丸暗記するだけで、セリフと一緒だ。

Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them but there are things to think about.

確かに何よりの贈り物だけど、よく考えたほうが。

Yeah, I mean, you'd be pregnant. I mean, pregnant.

だって妊娠するのよ。

Pheebs, you're talking about putting your body through an awful lot. I mean, morning sickness, uh, labor and it's all for somebody else.

体への負担は相当だ。つわりや陣痛もある。しかも他人のためだ。

Yeah. What's your point?

ポイントは？

Wow, I don't know if I could ever do that. You know, I always figured the first time I had a baby it would be with someone I love and that baby was, you know..

私には無理ね。初産は愛する人の子がいいわ。子供は、ほら――

...a keeper.

かすがい？

You know, you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.

家具作ったときは協力的だったのに。

Then what is it?

何で？

Well, Kathy's last boyfriend was Joey.

前の彼氏はジョーイだ。

And you're afraid you won't be able to...fill his shoes.

心配なわけだ。やつの穴を埋められるか。

No, I'm afraid I won't be able to make love as well as him.

うまいかどうかだ。

Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.

それを例えた。

Yes and I was saying the actual words.

俺はじかに。

Well, big deal, so Joey's had a lot of girlfriends. That doesn't mean that he's great in bed.

ジョーイがエッチ上手とは限らない。

We share a wall.

部屋は隣だ。

Sweetie, with you, it's gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great 'cause you-you guys are in love.

大丈夫。好きな人とのエッチは別格よ。

Just go for it, Chandler.

勇気出せ。

I really don't think it's a very good idea, Phoebe.

私は反対よ。

Why not?

なぜ？

Well, because you'd be giving up a baby.. and I-I really don't.. I don't know if there's anything that I could say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby..

子供を手放すのよ。その苦しみは口では分かってもらえないわ。

So, however hard it is for you to give up this puppy, oh.. It would be, like, a million times harder to give up a child.

だから子犬で試してみて。その100万倍つらいわよ。

I really shouldn't have given you the puppy first.

先に渡して失敗ね。

Oh, he won't sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there and only the people in the blue blazers sit over here.

ここには座らないわ。白衣組はあっちよ。ここは青い上着組なの。

Well, uh, h-how come?

どうして？

That's just the way it is.

決まりなの。

That's crazy.

バカらしい。

Maybe it's crazy in a perfect world. A world without lab coats and blazers. But you not in a perfect world. You in a museum now.

ここが理想の世界なら白衣も青い上着もない。でも、ここはただの博物館よ。

Hey, uh.. ...I'm really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.

食堂でのこと、悪かった。

It's no big deal, you know. You do what you got to do, right?

いいさ、しかたない。

No, hey. It's not just me. I mean, the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.

研究者とガイドは絶対に同席しない。

Alright, I'm gonna show you somethin' a lot of guys don't know. Rach, hand me that pad, please.

いいわ、女のツボね。紙を。

Now, everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three.. ...four...five.. ...six and seven.

性感ポイントは分かるわね。1と2と3、4と5、6と7。

There are seven?

7つも？

You know...we work in a museum of natural history and yet, there is something...unnatural.. ...about the way we eat lunch.

我々の職場はこの自然史博物館だ。だが不自然さがまかり通ってる。ランチにおいては。

Now, I look around this cafeteria and you know what I see? I see-I see division. Division between people in white coats and people in blue blazers and I ask myself "My God, why?"

食堂を見渡すと不自然な境界線がある。白衣の者と青い上着の者を分ける境界だ。一体、なぜだ！

Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us. And we get to know the people...underneath.

服を着た瞬間に別れてしまうんだ。裸でぶつかり合おう。

Oh, I can't watch this. It's like "Sophie's Choice."

"ソフィーの選択"みたい。

You know, I never saw that.

見てない。

Oh, it was only okay.

大した映画じゃない。

'Cause look at them. Look how happy they are. And I made that, so...you know..

だって幸せそうだもん。私があげた幸せよ。

I know it's gonna be, like a million times harder to give up a baby but.. Oh, my God.. It's gonna feel, like, a million times better, right?

100万倍つらくても子供を渡すわ。だって喜びも100万倍よ。

I wanna do this. I wanna carry your baby.

決めた。産むわ。