フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Boy, you are really not a morning person.

寝起きが最悪ね。

Just back off!

黙れ！

It's the chick. She's...going through some changes.

ピヨちゃんだ。変化の時期なんだ。

What kind of changes?

変化って？

Well, the vet seems to think that she's...becoming a rooster.

獣医の話じゃ、彼女はオンドリに。

We're getting a second opinion.

別の獣医に診せる。

Alright, I'm gonna go to the fertility doctor and, uh, see if I'm ready to have Frank and Alice's embryo transferred into my uterus.

産婦人科へ行くわ。子宮の具合で弟の卵を入れるの。

Now, how will they know if you're ready?

どんな具合で？

Oh, they're just gonna, um, look and see if my endometrial layer is thick.

内膜が厚ければ準備OKよ。

Okay, everyone, think thick.

厚いといいけど。

Good luck. And I'm still right.

グッドラック。絶対だ。

That is so not true.

違うわ。

What?

何が？

She's mad because I know today's her laundry day and that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.

今日は絶対、例のおばさんパンツはいてる。

Ross, how many items left in that bag?

品物は、あといくつある？

Five.

５つ。

Ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.

10ドル賭けて全部を当ててやるぞ。

How many guesses do you get?

言い直しは？

Six.

１回。

Challenge extended.

賭けを宣言。

Deal.

いいわ。

Challenge accepted.

賭けが成立。

That does not mean you know us better. I-I want a rematch.

もう一勝負いきましょ。

Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions. Real personal questions.

もっと個人的な問題がいいわ。

And the winner gets a hundred bucks.

掛け金は100ドル。

You s-serious?

マジ？

Are you scared?

ビビッた？

Okay, who-who-who makes up the questions?

出題者は？

Ross will do it.

兄さんよ。

Oh, sure, "Ross will do it." It's not like he has a job or a child or a life of his own.

僕が問題を作るの？仕事や育児や私生活で多忙なのに。

Well, fine. We'll ask Phoebe.

じゃ、フィービーに。

No, no, no. I-I want to play.

いや、作りたい。

It'll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.

受精卵の準備に時間が。

"Embryos?" As in more than one?

卵１個じゃないの？

Mm, five, actually.

５個よ。

Five? Okay, where am I giving birth? In a hospital or a big box under the stairs?

ネコみたいにボコボコ産めってわけ？

That's it? 25%? That-that means that it's, like, 75% chance of no baby at all?

つまり75％は妊娠できないってわけ？

Hey, you know, I was thinking. What are the odds like if, if like you stuff like 200 of 'em in there?

なら、200個ぐらいぶち込んだらどうだ。

Sweetie, now, she's a woman not a gum ball machine.

ガムボール・マシンじゃないのよ。

Okay, each team will answer ten questions.

10問ずつ出題する。

The first team to answer the most questions, wins.

多く正解したほうが勝ちだ。

The categories are, "Fears and Pet Peeves." "Ancient History." "Literature." And "It's All Relative."

ジャンルは「怖い物と嫌いな物」「人に歴史あり」「文学」と「親せき関係」。

According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?

チャンドラーが異常なほど怖がるのは？

Michael Flatley, "Lord of the Dance!"

マイケル・フラットリー。

That is correct.

正解。

The Irish jig guy?

「リバーダンス」の男？

His legs flail about as if independent from his body.

脚が体から独立した動きをする。

Every week the "TV Guide" comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?

男性陣はテレビガイドを購読してるが、その宛名に書かれてる名は？

Oh, Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing!

チャンドラー・ビングよ。

No!

違う！

I'm afraid the "TV Guide" comes to "Chanandler Bong."

印字された宛名は、チャナンドラー・ボング。

I knew that!

知ってたのに。

Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.

正確にはミス・チャナンドラー・ボング。

The Lightning Round!

「稲妻ラウンド」！

Thirty seconds. All the questions you can answer.

30秒で正解数が多いほうが勝ち。

You guys are dead! I am so good at lightning rounds!

おしまいね。私は「稲妻ラウンド」のプロよ。

I majored in lightning rounds, alright? We're gonna destroy you.

俺は専門家だ。お前らをつぶす。

I got it. How about if we win they have to get rid of the rooster?

じゃ、こっちが勝ったら鶏を始末する。

Hey-hey, no way. That rooster's family.

あの子は家族だ。

Throw in the duck too!

アヒルも道連れよ。

What do you have against the duck? He doesn't make any noise!

クワちゃんは無実だ。

Well, he gets the other one all riled up.

やつが鶏を鳴かせてる。

Alright, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.

こうしよう。負けたら鳥たちはあきらめる。

But if we win...we get your apartment.

だが勝ったら、この部屋をもらう。

Deal!

いいわ！

What?

え？

What is Chandler Bing's job?

チャンドラーの仕事は？

Oh, gosh! It has something to do with numbers.

数字を使うのよ。

And processing!

処理よ。

And he carries a briefcase.

書類、持ってく。

Ten seconds, you need this, or you lose the game.

残り10秒だ。

It's, um, it has something to do with transponding.

送受信するの。

Oh, oh, oh, he's a transpons, transpondster!

じゃ、送受信者！

That's not even a word!

言葉を作るな！

I can't believe you guys actually think you're moving in here.

本当に引っ越しする気なの？

Well, believe it, baby.

本気だ、ベイビー。

Well, I-I'm not, I'm not moving.

私は嫌よ。

No. It was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game.

あんなのただの遊びだわ。

You can't just ignore the bet. It's a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose, you lose the bet.

勝負は勝負だぞ。負けたら負けだ。

Well?

結果は？

Nope, not knocked up yet.

妊娠してない。

Well, it's only been a couple of hours so just give it some time.

少し時間を置いて。

Yeah, alright, meanwhile I'm gonna do whatever I can to help this, so, I'm just gonna, you know, lie in your chair, okay?

その間に工夫してみるわ。ソファーに寝させてね。

I'm gonna let gravity, you know, do its job.

いい感じよ。重力を利用するの。

You guys, you guys, you're gonna have a baby.

２人とも。

They're gonna have a baby!

赤ちゃんができたわ。

My sister's gonna have my baby!

姉さんが俺の子を産む！