フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Bloomingdale's eliminated my department.

私の部署がつぶれた。

Oh, my God! Are you out of a job?

クビなの？

No, but they stuck me in personal shopping which is just a huge step down.

顧客販売員に異動よ。ステップ・ダウンだわ。

"Personal shopping?" What is that? Like, where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?

顧客販売って金持ちの買い物の相談にのるの？

That sounds great.

楽しそう。

Oh, how was Kathy's play?

キャシーの芝居は？

Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good-looking guy.

彼女はセミヌードでハンサムな男とセックスした。

Yeah, it was like somebody literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it.

悪夢を見せられたうえに32ドルも取られた。

I'm totally screwed, okay? They're gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night.

ショックだよ。毎夜、舞台でエッチだぞ。

And then they're gonna go to their little cast parties and he's gonna try to undermine me.

打ち上げでやつは彼女に言い寄るね。

You know, he'll be like, "So, where's your boyfriend what's his name, Chester?" And she'll go, "No, no, no, it's Chandler." And he'll go, "Whatever."

「君の彼、チェスターだっけ？」「チャンドラーよ」「忘れちまえ」

Chandler, look. They're actors. They're there to do a job. Just 'cause they work together doesn't mean they're gonna get together.

ただの仕事だ。共演したってくっつくとは限らない。

I mean, just because it happened with like Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins doesn't mean it's gonna happen with them.

スーザン・サランドンとティム・ロビンスは例外だ。

Oh, oh, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

アレック・ボールドウィンとキム・ベイシンガーも。

Oh! Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.

トム・クルーズとニコール・キッドマン。

Okay, look, look, let me ask you a question. When they were doing it on stage was it, like, really hot?

２人は舞台で燃え上がってた？

Huh! Oh, yeah.

もちろん。

Well, okay, so then you're fine. Look, the rule is when two actors are actually doing it offstage then all the sexual tension between them is gone, okay?

なら心配ない。役者ってのは私生活でデキてたら舞台じゃ盛り上がらない。

So as long as it's hot onstage you got nothing to worry about. It's when the heat goes away that's when you're in trouble.

だから舞台で２人がホットなら大丈夫。熱が冷めたら危ない。

Hi. I'm Joshua.

ジョシュアだ。

Hi. I'm Rachel Green. What can I do for you, Joshua?

レイチェルです。何をお探し？

Well, uh, I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife, well, my ex-wife..

服を一式だ。元妻のせいで服がない。

Oh, I'm so sorry.

離婚とはね。

Anyway, she burned all of my clothes.

彼女に服を燃やされた。

Okay, let me just get this straight. You're accusing me of cheating on you and you're insulting my performance?

浮気を疑ったうえに演技をけなすわけ？

You know, I can, I can see how this could happen. You know, you're up there every night naked, touching, kissing.

毎晩、裸で触り合ってればデキちゃうよ。

Ugh! Acting. Chandler, this is my job. I-I'm playing a part in a play. How can you not trust me?

仕事でしてるだけだわ。ただの演技よ。私を信じないの？

Well, you can understand, given how we started.

俺とも浮気から始まった。

Oh, wow. I can't believe you're throwing that in my face.

そんなこと、よく言えるわ。

Oh! I have the best job in the entire world. The most adorable guy came over today and I got to dress him up all day.

世界一、楽しい部署だわ。一日中、いい男に服を着せたのよ。

Rachel has a new doll.

着せ替え人形ね。

Oh, I wish he was a doll. Then I could get a "Rachel" doll and I'd bump them together and make kissing noises.

彼が人形なら私の人形も作ってキスさせる。

People are supposed to want to hang out here. Why? Honey, what is the big deal?

この部屋にいてよ。どうしたの？

I'm the hostess. Not those guys. I'm always the hostess.

もてなすのは私よ。昔から、もてなし上手なの。

I mean, even when I was little, I mean, the girls brought their dollies to my tea party. I served the best air.

子供のころから最高のティー・パーティーを開いてた。

So, I was with Joshua for an hour today and he has not asked me out. Just so frustrating.

今日もジョシュアは誘ってくれなかった。イライラする。

Why don't you ask him out?

自分から誘えば？

Oh, yeah. Totally. That's such a turn-on.

きっと火がつくぜ。

Really? Doesn't seem desperate?

飢えた女みたい。

Oh-hoo, that's the turn-on.

余計、火がつく。

I don't even know how I would go about it.

誘い方が分からない。

Oh, well, what I do is, uh, I look a woman up and down and I say, "Hey...how you doin'?"

俺の場合、なめるように見て「ヘイ、元気か〜い？」

Oh, please.

やめて。

Hey...how you doin'?

元気か〜い？

Hi, Joshua. It's Rachel Green from Bloomingdale's.

ジョシュア？ レイチェル・グリーンよ。

Yeah, um, I was just wondering if you, um...if you, um...

あなたに聞きたいことが。

...left your wallet at the store today?

財布を店に忘れてない？

Oh, well, we found a wallet and we...the license? Well, that is a good idea.

忘れ物があって。免許証が入ってるか？

You've done that a thousand times? I've never done that.

何千回も？もっとうまいわ。

Oh, God. I just got so nervous that he was going to say no.

断られるのが怖い。

Well, you've got to give him something he can't say no to.

断られないよう誘うんだ。

Like, uh, Knicks tickets. Invite the guy to a Knicks game. You're guaranteed he'll say yes.

ニックス戦で釣れば男は断らない。

Really? You think that will work?

効果あり？

Absolutely and if it doesn't, can I get the extra ticket?

断ったら俺が行く。

I just, I just wanted to come over to, to say that I'm sorry, you know.

君に謝りたくてきたんだ。

I know, I acted like the biggest idiot in the world and I can completely understand why you were so upset.

俺は世界一のバカだ。君が怒るのも当然だよ。

Oh, wow. I really wish you'd called me.

電話、ほしかった。

'Cause we've had our first fight and now we can move on.

ケンカが仲を深めた。

Well, she wasn't sleeping with him.

浮気してなかった。

Oh, good.

よかった。

She is now.

今はしてる。

What are you saying?

どうする？

I'm saying that she...is a devil woman.

あの女は悪魔だ。

This is all my fault, really.

悪いのは俺だ。

How? How is it your fault?

なぜ悪いの？

Because...ah! I, I should have called. You know, if I had just called her after our big stupid fight she never would've gone out with Nick.

電話しなかった。すぐ電話すれば、彼女はあの男に走らなかった。

Honey, this is not your fault. Just because you guys had a fight does not justify her sleeping with someone.

ケンカしたからって浮気をする彼女が悪いわ。

Well, if-if she thought they were on a break.

別れたあとだと思ったのかも。