フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Actually, I came down to ask you a big favor.

大事なお願いがあるの。

Oh, well, don't tell me you wanna keep more of your stuff in my uterus.

子宮はこれ以上貸せないわ。

We would be truly honored if you would name the other boy baby.

もう1人の男の子の名を決めて。

Oh, wow! That's so nice. Oh! Oh! "Cougar".

光栄だわ。"ピューマ"は？

Oh, it's time to go.

空港へ。

See, that clock's a little fast. Uh, we still have 17 minutes.

この時計は進んでる。まだ17分あるよ。

Huh. What can we do in 17 minutes.. twice?

17分で何ができる？2回いける。

Wow, that's ambitious.

欲張りね。

Turns out that Emily is just crazy about Susan.

彼女はスーザンとぺったり一緒だ。

They're going to the theater together. They're going to dinner. They're going horseback riding.

観劇したり、食事したり、乗馬までしてる。

God, Susan is so fun.

スーザンは遊び上手ね。

Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay?

この状況は前と同じだ。

For like six months before Carol and I split up all I heard was "My friend Susan is so smart."

離婚前のキャロルと同じことを言ってる。"スーザンは知的よ"。

"My friend Susan is so funny." "My friend Susan is so great."

"スーザンは面白い" "彼女最高"。

You actually think that something could happen between Emily and Susan?

スーザンと浮気するとでも？

Hey, they're going to the gym together.

ジムにも行く仲だ。

So, I decided I'm definitely gonna go with either "Joey" or "Chandler."

名前は"ジョーイ"か"チャンドラー"にする。

You got to pick "Joey". I mean, name one famous person named "Chandler."

チャンドラーなんて名の有名人は1人もいない。

Raymond Chandler.

レイモンド・チャンドラー。

Someone you didn't make up.

創作するな。

Alright, look man, I didn't wanna bring this up but "Chandler" is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life.

なら言うが、チャンドラーは史上最高にアホな名だ。

It's not even a name. It's barely even a word, okay?

言葉ですらない。

It's kind of like chandelier but it's not.

"シャンデリア"に似てるけど。

Alright? It's a stupid, stupid non-name.

バカらしいし、でたらめな名前だ。

Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua for the first time tonight which one of these would you wanna be wearing?

ジョシュアとの初夜はどの下着で迎えたい？

You know what? It really creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes.

人の下着なんか選びたくない。

Oh. I'm sorry. I'm just so excited. Waiting for this for months.

ごめん。興奮してるの。いよいよだわ。

Is there some way that they could, uh... not be here?

外へ出せないかな。

It's just that, uh, farm birds really kind of freak me out.

あの手の鳥って苦手なんだ。

Yeah, sure, okay. Okay.

消えたわ。

It's my only weird thing, I swear.

苦手なのはあれだけだ。

Would you feel better if we went someplace else?

場所を替えましょうよ。

I mean, we could pack all this stuff up and, you know, go to your apartment.

料理を持ってあなたの部屋へ。

Oh, they're working on it this week. It's a total mess.

今は改装中でね。

But, uh, I'm staying at my parents' house. We could go there.

実家に泊まってる。

Uh, by the by, did it ever occur to you that maybe they might be having a little too much fun?

ちなみに君は不安を抱かない？2人はもっと楽しんでないかって。

What's "too much fun"?

もっと？

You know, the kind of fun you and Susan had when we were married.

君とスーザンが昔楽しんでたように。

Oh, my God, you are so paranoid.

あなたってビョーキね。

Alright, just imagine for a moment that Susan meets someone, and they really hit it off.

じゃ少し想像してみて。スーザンに気の合う友ができる。

Say they're coming back from the theater and they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks.

一緒に観劇してパブで2、3杯ひっかける。

Someone innocently touches someone else. There's electricity.

話が弾んで無意識に相手に触れたとき、電気が走る。

Are you telling me there isn't even the slightest possibility of something happening?

そんな可能性など全然ないと言える？

Oh, hi, darling.

ただいま。

Mom, Dad! What are you guys doing here?

もう帰ったの？

Oh, we cut the trip short. France sucks!

旅行は中止よ。フランスはクソだ。

Um, this may be a little weird but I've got a date here.

驚かないで。彼女を呼んでる。

Oh, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.

渡した食費でご商売の女性を買ったの？

You see, okay, I work in fashion. And this is a real dress, actually.

服飾業界で働いてまして、最新のドレスなんです。

So part of my job is to wear the clothes and then I see how people respond and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale's.

着用して周りの反応を調べるのが仕事で、結果をあとで上司に報告しますの。

And, obviously, in this case I am going to report back "USA not ready."

今回の結果も早速レポートします。"アメリカでは早すぎる"。

Alright, this has got to stop. Chandler is a great name.

バカ言わないで。"チャンドラー"はいい名よ。

I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but.. So, I'm gonna name the baby Chandler.

ジョーイには申し訳ないけど、ベビーの名は"チャンドラー"にする。

Really?

ホント？

Yeah, but you have to keep the name, too.

だから改名なしよ。

Yeah, she turned you into this untrusting crazy, jealous sycophant.

キャロルの件で変身したのよ。異常なヤキモチ大王に。

Alright, so I don't know what sycophant means but the rest is right.

大王は言いすぎかもね。

Look...all we're trying to say is, don't let what happened with Carol ruin what you've got with Emily.

キャロルとの過去に捕らわれてエミリーを失っちゃダメよ。

The '92 Ross wouldn't.

92年のロスに戻って。