フレンズで学ぶ英会話

That was the tenth time I've peed since I've been here.

オシッコ 10回目よ

It's also like the tenth time you've told us.

その報告も10回目

Yeah, oh, I'm sorry, it must be really hard to hear.

ごめん しつこくて

So sick of being pregnant.

妊婦なんて もうイヤ

The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee which of course is decaf, 'cause, oh, I'm pregnant!

楽しみはコーヒーだけよ。でも妊婦だからデ・カフェ

Pheebs, you want a cookie?

クッキー 食べる？

Thank you so much!

感激だわ

So, uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?

マタニティー・ブルーになったのね

I haven't really had any yet.

まだ全然

Whoa, whoa, whoa, before you start handin' out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, don't you have to decide who your best man's gonna be?

その前に新郎の付き添い役を指名しろ

Oh, it's awkward, it's awkward, it's awkward.

ヤバいぞ ヤバヤバ

I sort of already asked Chandler.

チャンドラーに頼んだ

What? He got to do it at your first wedding.

こいつは２回目だぞ

Joey, I figured you'd understand. I mean, I've known him a lot longer.

チャンドラーとは付き合いが長い

Come on, Ross, I don't have any brothers. I'm never gonna get to be a best man.

俺は付き添い役に一生なれない

You can be the best man when I get married.

俺の式でなれる

I'm never gonna get to be a best man.

一生なれないよ

Do you have like a big bowl I can borrow?

大きいボール 貸して

Why do you need it?

何するの？

Oh, we're having a big party tomorrow night, later.

パーティーに使う

Are you planning on inviting us?

私たちを誘わないの？

No, no, no. Later.

ダメだ またね

Oh, it's Ross's bachelor party.

ロスのバチェラー・パーティーだぞ

So?

だから？

Are you bachelors?

君ら男？

No.

Are you strippers?

じゃ ストリッパー？

No.

Then you're not invited.

なら 呼べない

Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Uh, everything so far sounds great, Joey.

計画は順調だ あとは よろしく

Just remember, keep it on the mellow side, okay. Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker.

渋いパーティーにしよう

No, no, strippers or anything, okay.

ストリッパーと騒ぐのはなしね

You got it.

了解

Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.

パーティーの楽しみが減ったな

Well, there gonna be strippers, there. He didn't say anything about no strippers.

ストリッパーを呼ぶなとは言われてない

He just said, "No strippers".

言ってたよ

Oh, I chose not to hear that.

聞かなかった

Oh, my God, we are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever.

こんな贈り物じゃ激励会が盛り下がるわ

Wait a minute. Unless we give her all gifts she can use after she's done being pregnant.

なら 出産後に楽しめる物を贈ったらいい

Like, um, regular coffee. Tequila!

コーヒーとかテキーラ

Oh, and somebody could get her those leather pants that she's always wanted!

欲しがってた革パンは？

The stripper stole the ring! The stripper stole the ring!

ストリッパーが指輪を盗んだ！

Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!

チャンドラー 起きろ

What?

何？

The ring is gone!

指輪がない

Oh, just like gimme a minute to wake up for this.

まだ頭がボーッと...

You lost the ring, you're the worst best man, ever.

最低の付き添い役だ！

Dude, this isn't funny. What am I gonna do?

笑い事じゃないよ

I go to sleep last night, everything's cool. I wake up this morning, the stripper's gone and the ring is gone!

起きたらストリッパーも指輪も消えてた

You slept with the stripper?

彼女と寝たの？

Of course!

もちろん

I wanted to apologize, if I, you know, seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower.

謝りにきたの パーティーで少しカリカリしてたわ

You know, it's just the hormones, you know.

ホルモンのせいよ

Hormones.

ホルモンよね

Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you. It was just so sweet.

昨日は ありがと。うれしかった

Well, what if we just called her, used a fake name and had her come to my office?

彼女を指名したらどうだ？偽名で俺の会社に呼ぼう

Oh, that sounds like fun, but we got a ring to find!

楽しそうだが指輪が先だ！

No, I think I just had a contraction.

違うわ 陣痛かも

You what? Oh, my God!

ウソ

Yeah, I thought I felt one a couple minutes ago. And now I know that definitely was one.

さっきも感じたけど これで確信した

Oh, wait, you can't have the baby here. I mean, I haven't sterilized the apartment since the guys moved out!

ここで産んじゃダメよ。消毒してない

It's alright, it's probably false labor. They said that could happen near the end.

本物じゃなく前駆陣痛ってやつかも

So just, somebody get the book.

本で調べる

Rachel, get the book! The book! Okay.

本よ

The Bible?

聖書？

I don't know!

どれよ！

There was a ring in a box on my nightstand. After you left, it was gone.

ベッド脇に置いた指輪が消えてた

You guys think I stole some ring?

私が盗んだと？

Yeah.

We know you took it, so just save yourself the time and confess.

観念して白状しろよ

Okay, who are you, the Hardy Boys?

あんたたち 探偵？

Look, I don't need to steal some stupid ring alright. I make $1,600 a week, doing what I do.

私は週に1600ドルも稼ぐのよ

Any of you guys make that?

あんたらに稼げる？

Marry me.

結婚して

I know, I know, what I got myself into, you know. It's just that now that they're in me, it's like I know them, you know.

こんなこと覚悟してたわよ。でもお腹で育ててるこの子たちは身近すぎて

And it just, it's not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.

手放すのは簡単じゃない

I know, sweetie. But it's not like you're not gonna have anything.

分かるわ

I mean, you're gonna have nieces and nephews. In some ways that's even better.

でも甥と姪ができる。おばさんは得よ

You're not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college. Or yelling at them when they're bad.

学費の心配もないし、悪さしても怒らずに済む

I mean, you're gonna be the one that they come to when they wanna run away from home.

いい相談相手になって

The one they talk to about sex. I mean, you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe.

エッチ話もできる。クールなおばさんよ

Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool.

クールね。私だもん

I'm just so worried about him, you know?

心配で たまらない

Somebody lose a ring?

この指輪？

Oh, my God! Thank you! Thank you so much!

よかった ありがと

How's the duck?

アヒルは？

Yeah, he's doing just fine, he's resting now but you can see him in a little bit.

面会は短時間にね

Hey listen, Ross, thanks for being so cool about this.

冷静でいてくれてありがと

No, that's alright.

大げさだ

No, it's not. I mean, you made me your best man and I totally let you down.

選んでくれたのに付き添い役失格だ

Hey, come on, it's not your fault.

お前のせいじゃない

You know what? Ross, you were right from the start. He should be your best man.

ロス 付き添い役はこいつにしろ

No, you should.

お前だ

Look, don't argue with me--

Hey, hey, I get to choose my best man. I want both you guys.

決めるのは僕だ。２人に頼む

Both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are my.. I mean, I'm lucky to have just one good..

２人とも必要だ。君らは僕の...僕は幸せ者だ