フレンズで学ぶ英会話

I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked.

キャシーの裸、見ちゃった。

It was like torture.

拷問だよ。

You know, if we ever go to war and you're captured, you're in for a big surprise.

戦争へ行け。本当の拷問が分かる。

It just keeps getting worse and worse, you know. I mean, it's bad enough that I'm in love with my roommate's girlfriend.

事態は悪化だ。恋しただけで罪なのに。

Which by the way, I think she knows because every time we're in the same room together, there's this weird, like, energy between us.

彼女も気づいてるし、ラブラブ光線が出てる。

And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too.

彼女も俺に好意を。

What is the big deal? It's not like we're exclusive.

妻じゃないし悪いか？

Look, Joey. Kathy's clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs.

キャシーじゃお前には不足だ。

Alright, look, I just think it's time for you to settle down. You know, make a choice. Pick a lane.

1人に絞れ。航路を選べ。

Who's Elaine?

エレーンって誰？

Well, uh, you know, I used to play.

昔、プレーしてたろ。

Oh, yeah, that's right. The keyboards? Huh?

キーボードだっけ？

Yeah, I mean just a little in high school but then I really got into it in college.

高校でかじって大学でのめり込んだ。

I mean, that's when I really found my sound.

自分のサウンドを見つけた。

Well, you know, that was, uh.. terrific!

何て言うか… お見事ね。

Really.. bitchin'.

確かに…イカす。

Wow! It was so...wow!

ワオ！マジで…ワオ！

Really? I mean, really? Yeah! I mean, you should play in public.

本当に？こうなったらもっと人前で弾けば？

So what did you do today?

今日は何してた？

Oh, I had an appointment to get my hair cut.

髪を切りに…

Oh, looks great.

似合ってる。

And then it got canceled.

行けなかった。

Well, I could cut it.

切ろうか？

Really? Do you do that?

切れる？

You have really great hair.

いい髪だわ。

Oh, thanks. I grow it myself.

俺の体で作ってる。

You know who also has great hair is Joey.

ジョーイもいい髪だ。

Yes, yeah, Joey has great hair. Um, I'm basically done here.

もちろん。ほぼ完成よ。

Oh, no, no, no. This is bad. It's bad. This is bad.

ダメだ、いけない。

Horrible!

最低ね。

Wait, the kiss or the situation?

それ、キスの感想？

No, no, no. The kiss was good. No, but that's bad.

キスはよかった。でもマズい。

Yes, okay. Here's what we do. We forget it happened.

こうしよう。キスは忘れる。

What?

え？

Okay, we swallow our feelings. Even if it means we're unhappy forever. Sound good?

気持ちを殺して不幸になろう。いい手だろ？

Can you really do that?

耐えられる？

I have to. He's my best friend. And you're seeing him.

耐えるさ。だって君は親友の彼女だ。

Hey, aren't you up next?

出番じゃ？

Oh, no, I'm not playing tonight.

今夜は歌わない。

Why not?

なぜ？

I can't follow Ross.

ロスのあとよ。

Phoebe, Ross sucks.

ロスは最低よ。

Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.

店もガラガラだわ。

Oh, my God, he's not even appreciated in his own time.

時代に評価されないのね。

I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time.

私も一歩先を行きたい。

Oh, my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?

すごいな。お前が買ったの？

I sure did.

買ったさ。

Why?

何で？

Well, I just thought it would make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.

友達が喜ぶと俺もうれしい。

You are the best friend anyone has ever had.

世界一の親友だ。

And, hey, listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman? I'm gonna do that.

お前の言うとおり1人に絞ることにした。

You mean with Casey?

ケイシーか？

No, no, no. I think I'm gonna see how things go with Kathy. She's pretty cool.

いや、キャシーだ。彼女はイケてる。

Or Casey.

ケイシー？

No, no, Kathy.

キャシーだ。

I kissed Kathy.

キャシーとキスした。

What? Oh, God! Are you serious? Does Joey know?

マジ？ジョーイも承知？

No. Is there any way, any way you think he will understand this?

やつに分かってもらう手はないかな？

You know, the sad thing is if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would have stepped aside.

キスする前に打ち明ければ、ジョーイは彼女を譲った。

Listen, uh, Joe, I need to talk to you about something.

それより、お前に話がある。

What's up?

何だ？

It's about Kathy. Hmm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot, actually.

キャシーのことだ。彼女が好きだ。死ぬほどにね。

You do? Well, your timing couldn't be better. She's not my girlfriend anymore.

本気？好都合だな。別れたよ。

I'm the other guy.

俺だ。俺がその男だ。

What?

何だと？

Yeah, I mean, when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking and.. one thing led to another and..

昨夜、お前が戻らないから彼女と話してて、つい成り行きで…

And what? Did you sleep with her?

彼女と寝たのか？

No, no, no, I just kissed her.

違うよ、キスだけ。

What? That's even worse.

もっと悪い。

Look, I'm sorry, but there's nothing I could do. I think I'm in love with her.

ごめんよ。でも彼女を愛してる。

Who cares? You went behind my back? I would never do that to you.

俺を裏切ったんだぞ。ひどすぎる。

You're right. I have no excuses. I was totally over the line.

そのとおり。俺は道を踏み外した。

Over the line? You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you.

道から、はるかに遠ざかってる。道が点に見えるぐらいだ。