フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?

新年のキスだが相手はレイチェル？フィービー？

What?

何だって？

Well, you gotta kiss someone. Can't kiss your sister.

誰かとキスしなきゃ。モニカとはできないだろ。

Well, who's gonna kiss my sister?

妹の相手は？

Chandler.

チャンドラーだ。

Oh, man! Really?

えー！本当に？

Dude, dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister? Me or Chandler?

なあ、妹にキスするの俺とチャンドラー、どっちがいい？

That's a good point.

それもそうだな。

You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, no divorces in '99!

ここで宣言するぞ。今年は離婚しない！

But your divorce isn't even final yet.

離婚はまだ成立前でしょ？

Just the one divorce in '99!

今年は1度離婚する！

You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.

とにかく今年こそ自分を幸せにしたい。

Do you want us to leave the room or..

一人エッチ三昧？

Every day I am gonna do one thing I have never done before. That, my friends, is my New Year's resolution.

毎日1つ新たなことに挑戦する。僕の新年の誓いだ。

Ooh, that's a good one.

いい誓いじゃん。

Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.

私は「ジェット機の操縦」よ。

That's a good one, too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a plane load of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths.

それもいいね。あとは「今年は飛行機で死ぬ」と誓った乗客を集めるだけだ。

Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane.

あなたの誓いは「人をからかわない」でしょ。私の乗客にはしてあげないわ。

In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks you can't go the whole year without making fun of us.

一年間守り通せたら50ドルやるよ。

Uh, you know what? Better yet, a week.

もって1週間だな。

I'll take that bet, my friend.

受けてたつ。

And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks can be the new thing you do that day.

お前の「挑戦」にも50ドル賭けるよ。

Alright, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play guitar.

俺の誓いは「ギターの習得」にする。

Oh! Really? How come?

何で？

Well, you know those, uh, special skills I have listed on my resume? Well, I would love it if one of those was true.

俺の経歴書はウソ八百だ。1つはモノにしたい。

Oh, no, no. You don't touch the guitar. No. No. First, you learn here. Then you learn here.

触っちゃダメ。まず手だけで、ギターはあと。

Oh...okay.

わかった。

Okay. Lesson one. Chords. Now, um, I don't know the actual names of the chords um, but I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them.

レッスン1「コード」。私はコードの名前を知らないの。指の形で勝手に名づけてるわ。

So then, this is Bear Claw.

これは「クマの手」。

Okay. Um, Turkey Leg.

「七面鳥の足」。

And Old Lady.

「老婆」。

Hey, Rach, maybe your resolution should be to um...gossip less.

あなたは「うわさをやめること」ね。

What? I don't gossip.

うわさなんかしない。

Well, maybe sometimes I find out things or I hear something and I pass that information on. You know, kind of like a public service. Doesn't mean I'm a gossip.

ネタや情報があればみんなに分けてあげるわよ。いわばご奉仕ね。ただのうわさ好きとは違うわ。

Oh, see, I, I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store I go by that always smells so good.

今日の「挑戦」なんだ。前から革っていい香りだと思ってた。

And I thought to myself, wow. You know, I've never owned a really good-smelling pair of pants before.

今まで香りのいいパンツは持ってなかったからさ。

Okay, seriously, what do you think?

本音は？

Awful.

最低よ。

You look like a freak.

ダサダサ。

Joey, it's Ross. I need some help.

ジョーイ、助けてくれ。

Uh, Chandler's not here.

チャンドラーは留守だよ。

Well, you can help me.

君でいい。

Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom.

今、彼女んちのトイレだ。

Nice.

いいねえ。

No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off, but they must have shrunk from the, the sweat or something or, or my legs expanded from the heat. But I can't get them back on, Joey. I can't.

よくない。暑くて革パンを脱いだ。そしたら汗でパンツが縮んだのか、脚が熱で膨張したのか、はけなくなったんだ。はけない！

Oh, that is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any, like, powder?

かなり悲惨だな。パウダー、ない？

Powder, yeah, yeah. I have powder.

パウダーね、あるよ。

Good, good, okay. Sprinkle some of that on your legs. It'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back on.

よし。脚にかけろ。汗が乾けば、きっとはける。

They're not coming on, man.

上がらないよ。

Um, you see any...oh, Vaseline?

じゃ、ワセリンは？

I...I see lotion. I have lotion, will that work?

ローションでもいい？

Yeah, sure, throw some of that on there.

いいさ、塗れよ。

They're still, they're still not coming on, man. And the lotion and the powder have made a paste.

ダメだ。ローションと粉が混ざってペースト状に。

Really? Uh, what color is it?

マジ？それ、何色？

What difference does that make?

色が関係ある？

Well, I just, if the paste matches the pants you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference.

革パンと同じ色ならはいてるように見えるだろ。

Oh, Joey, I have such a problem.

ジョーイ、大変なのよ。

Oh, well, your timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place today.

今夜は悩み相談ばっかりだな。

Joey, I have got to tell you something.

とにかくこれは絶対話さなきゃ。

Oh, my God, it's so huge! But you just have to promise me you cannot tell anyone!

すごいネタだから口外厳禁よ。

Oh, no, no, no. I don't want to know.

よせ、知りたくない。

I don't care, Rach, look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets and can't tell anyone.

人に言えない秘密はもうウンザリなんだ。

Do you know something?

知ってるの？

Do you know something?

そっちは？

I might know something.

知ってるかも。

I might know something, too.

私もよ。

What's the thing you know?

内容は？

Oh, no. I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.

そっちから。

I can't tell you what I know.

言えない。

Then, I can't tell you.

じゃ、私も。

You know!

知ってる！

And you know!

そっちも！

Yeah, I know! Chandler and Monica? Oh, this is unbelievable!

知ってるさ。チャンドラーとモニカが？衝撃だわ。

How long have you known?

いつ知った？

Too long! Oh, my God, Rach. I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long!

長かったよ。死ぬほどバラしたかった！

But listen, listen. You can't say anything to anybody. They're so weird about that.

でも人には言えない。2人の隠し方は異常…

Oh, good. Okay, look, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore, so you win, okay? Here.

もう嫌だ。我慢できない。お前の勝ちだ。金を。

Pheebs, flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship, so you can get back to your home planet!

フィービー、いっそ宇宙船に乗って星へ帰れ。

And Ross, phone call for you today. Tom Jones, he wants his pants back!

ロス、革パンはトム・ジョーンズに返せ。

And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating a character from "Fraggle Rock?"

ホーンスワグルって「フラグル・ロック」のキャラ？