フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Come on, Joey! Rach, I told you everything I knew last night.

ほかには？ 情報は以上だよ。

Look, it's not that big a deal. So Monica and Chandler are doing it.

チャンドラーとモニカがヤッてるだけだ。

I cannot believe you would say that!

「ヤッてるだけ」？

Oh, sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.

失礼、「致してるだけ」だ。

No, I mean, come on. This is a huge deal!

「だけ」じゃない、これは大ごとよ。

Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married.

朗報だ。知り合いが結婚する。

Yeah, and weddings are happy occasions.

おめでたいよね。

Oh, by the by, it's my ex-wife Emily!

花嫁はエミリーだ。

Oh, sorry, man.

気の毒に。

Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way. You and Emily are in the past.

こう考れば カッとこないわ。彼女は過去の人よ。

And you can't be mad about the past.

過去は怒れない。

So are you still mad about, you know, Louisiana Purchase?

「ルイジアナ購入」を怒ったりする？

Pheebs, I don't think anybody's mad about that.

誰も怒らないわ。

Exactly! Because it's in the past.

でしょ？過去だからよ。

Yeah, do we cheat 'em and how?

新任の弁護士は最低だぞ。もう勘弁護だ。

Come on, honey, let's go drink our body weight.

飲んでデブろう。

What was that? That noise you just made?

今の何？あの笑いよ。

Oh, that was my work laugh.

営業笑いだ。

Your work laugh?

営業？

Yeah, believe me. If you're gonna survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.

君も愛想よく頼む。

Hey, everybody at work loved you last night.

会社で君は大人気だよ。

Really?

本当？

And they like me more just because I was with you.

俺の株も急上昇。

I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey.

ジョーイを紹介して下がった分は回復だ。

You know, I feel like we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?

最近、会話が少ないしね。調子は？変わりない？

Um, not much. Um, work's good.

別に、仕事は順調よ。

Oh, you know what? We don't have to talk about work. We can talk about anything.

仕事に限らず何でも話して。

Let's talk about relationships. Okay, what's goin' on with you?

恋愛はどう？いいことあった？

Nothing. You go.

ない。そっちは？

I'm tellin' you, something's wrong. My brother does not stay out all night.

兄さんが無断外泊なんて。

Where the hell have you been?

どこにいたのよ！

Just, you know, out.

ちょっと外に。

I went to a bar, and then I just walked around for a while.

バーに行って、それからしばらく歩いてた。

You walked around all night in the city by yourself?

一晩中、一人で歩いたの？

He hooked up! He hooked up with someone.

ヤッてたな。誰かとヤッてた。

Look, I don't have to answer your questions, okay. I'm a big boy. I can do whatever I want.

質問に答える義務はない。僕は大人なんだぞ。

He hooked up.

ヤッたな。

Ross, you left your scarf in the..

ロス、忘れ物…

Hey, you guys.

ハーイ、みんな。

I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen.

話を聞いて。だってチャンドラーはイエメンなのよ。

I'm a young woman. I have needs. I can't wait forever.

私も女だし、永遠には待てない。

Yeah, I know, that's what I was thinking.

それは分かるわ。

So I'm asking you, please just take a moment before you judge me.

私を責める前に、そこのとこ考えて。

Oh, nobody's judging you.

あなたは責めない。

Okay, I know what you guys are gonna say.

言いたいことは分かる。

You two would have very hairy children.

毛深い子が生まれそう。

Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

それは予想外だ。

Ross! Janice? Alright. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

ロスとジャニス？ちょっと待った。

This is Ross, okay. He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.

ロスは俺らの友達だぞ。血迷っただけだ。パニクってた。

I have to tell you something that I've never admitted throughout our entire friendship.

長年の秘密を告白するわ。

But when we were in high school I made out with James Farrow even though I knew that you liked him.

高校時代にあなたが好きだったジェームズとヤッたわよ。

Okay, you go.

あなたの番。

My turn? What are you talking about?

番って何のこと？

Monica, I know about you and Chandler.

知ってるのよ。チャンドラーとのこと。

I overheard you guys on the phone the other day.

電話を聞いちゃったの。

And you said, "I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours."

あなたが「洗濯だって抜け出すわ」。

And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?"

チャンドラーが「洗濯が俺の呼び名？」

And you said, "No, you know what your nickname is, Mr. Big."

そしたら、「違うわ、ミスター・ビッグ…」

Well, if you had kept listening, you would have heard me call him Mr. Big..ot. Mr. Bigot.

だから誤解したのよ。私はこう言ったの「ミスター・ビ…ゴット」。「ミスター・偏屈者」よ。

He tells the most racist jokes.

差別的な冗談を言うでしょ。

Listen, I think we should let them win the next game.

次は勝ちを譲ろう。

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.

意味が分からない。

Let them win one.

勝たせるの。

Are you crazy? We own those two. Look at 'em!

正気？やつらにひれ伏すの？

He can't even breathe, and she's popping pills.

ダグは虫の息、妻は薬に頼ってる。

They have rackets, don't they?

ラケット、持たせてる。

You know what really bothers me? It's how different you act around them.

何が腹立つって、こびた態度よ。

I mean, you know, the throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh.

テニスもそうだし、笑い方も。

I gotta tell ya, I don't like work-Chandler, okay. The guy's a suck-up.

ゴマすり男なんて最低。

Okay, well, you know what? Because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight!

なら、今夜はエッチ抜きだぞ。

So I laugh at my boss's jokes. What's the big deal?

笑っちゃ悪いか？

I'd rather not hang out with this sniveling work-weasel guy when I can be hangin' out with my boyfriend who I actually respect.

卑屈なゴマすり男は嫌いよ。彼氏のことは尊敬したい。

Hear what I said, Bing? It's a joke, Bing. What's the matter with you?

聞いてたか？今の冗談だ、どうした？

Well, I just didn't think it was funny, sir.

面白くなかったので。

Excuse me?

何だと？

Ross, we need to talk.

ロス、話を。

I believe that the sun has set on our...day in the sun.

私たちの上に輝いてた太陽は、もう沈んだと思うの。

You're a very sweet person, Ross.

あなたはいい人よ。

Unfortunately, I just don't think I can take another second of you whining!

でも悪いけど、あなたのグチグチに耐えられない。

You're ending this with me because I'm too whiny?

僕と別れたいわけ？僕がグチっぽいから？

So you're saying I've become so whiny that I annoy you, Janice.

すると僕は、ぼやいてばかりいて、僕が君をウンザリさせてる？ジャニスを？

Well, yeah!

そうよ。

Oh, my God!

ヤダ、マジ？ウソ〜

Are you gonna be okay?

立ち直れる？

I am now.

もう直った。

I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else.

人の口から耳に入る前に告白を。

And I hope this isn't too weird, but I had a thing with Janice.

驚かないでくれよ。ジャニスと関係をもった。

Well, you're not mad?

怒らないの？

Why would I be mad?

なぜ怒る？

Well, because, you know, there are certain rules about this kind of stuff.

こういうのはルール違反だろ。

You don't fool around with your friends' ex-girlfriends. Or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.

手を出した相手が友達の元彼女とか、友達の好きなコとか、妹とか。

I am mad. But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you.

怒ってるとも。だが俺はお前を許す。

Because that's what friends do. They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said.

友達だからだ。例の中の誰と寝ても友達なら許す。

Thank you.

ありがとう。

But I want you to remember that I forgave you.

これだけは忘れるな。俺はお前を許した。

And I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent-free.

しかもタダで居候させてる。

And I want you to remember that I gave you twenty-seven dollars. No strings attached!

それにこれも覚えとけ。27ドル、くれてやる。無条件でだ。