フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Alright, you know, I don't like to brag about it but I give, like, the best massages.

自慢じゃないけど、私はマッサージの天才よ。

Alright. Then massage me up right nice.

才能を俺にぶつけて。

I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever, okay?

最悪のマッサージだった。

It was like she was torturing me for information and I wanted to give it up.

あれは、まさに拷問。ほとんど失神状態だった。

I just...I didn't know what it was.

でも何を言えばいいか分からなかった。

Look, Chandler, if it really hurts that bad you should just tell her.

痛いって言えよ。

Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship, okay?

初めて真剣になった女なんだ。

I'm not going to screw that up by, you know, tellin' the truth.

真実は語れないよ。

Hey, Pheebs, how's it going?

フィービー、どうした？

Well, only okay 'cause I just got back from, from the hospital.

私は平気よ。病院帰りだけどね。

Is everything okay? Are you alright?

大丈夫？

Oh, yeah, no, no. I'm fine. I'm okay, but my grandma sort of died.

私はね、でもおばあちゃんは死んだわ。

Okay. It's missing something.

何か足りない。

Oh, I know. Um, okay.

これよ。

Really? A purse?

ハンドバッグ？

It's not a purse. It's a shoulder bag.

ショルダーバッグよ。

Looks like a woman's purse.

女物だ。

No, Joey. Look, trust me. I'm telling you, all of the men are carrying them in the spring catalog.

違うわ、見て。カタログでも男性が持ってる。

But it is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man.

でも俺ってやけに女物が似合うな。

Exactly. Unisex.

ユニセックスなの。

Maybe you need sex. I-I had sex a couple days ago.

セックスなら2日前にした。

Oh, no, Joey. "U-N-I" sex.

違うわ、UNIセックスよ。

Um, well, I...sort of have some bad news. Can I come in?

悪いニュースよ。入っていい？

Um, yeah. No, thanks.

遠慮する。

Um, well.. Grandma died today.

実は今日、おばあちゃんが死んだの。

Wow. Didn't she die like five years ago?

5年前にも死んだ？

No, she just died today.

今日、初めてよ。

So, how did you know Frances?

故人との関係は？

Well, actually, I hadn't seen her for years, but, um well, I was pretty tight with her and her daughter.

実は長いことごぶさたしてましたが、娘さんと近しい関係でした。

Really? What's her name?

お名前は？

Frank Buffay.

フランク・ブッフェ。

Oh, my God.

どうしよう。

What? What, honey? What happened?

どうした？

That was my dad.

パパよ。

Oh, my God.

大変だ。

Did you catch him?

捕まえた？

Uh-huh. What did he say?

パパは何て？

He said, "Nice to meet you, Glenda."

「初めまして、グレンダよ」って。

Well, obviously, I couldn't give him my real name.

私の偽名よ。

Why? Why not?

なぜ偽名を？

Come on. You saw the way he ran out of here. What do you think he's gonna stick around and talk to the daughter he abandoned?

自分が捨てた娘と知ったら楽しく話せる？

Well, but aren't you pissed at him? I mean, this guy abandoned you.

頭に来ない？君を捨てたやつだよ。

I gotta tell you, if it were me this guy would be in some serious physical danger.

僕なら肉体的な苦痛を与える。

I'd walk in there, I'd be like, "Yo, Dad! You and me outside right now."

まずこう言うね。「よう、パパ。今すぐ表へ顔を貸せ」

I kind of scared myself.

自分が怖い。

Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here. Let me help you.

緊張をほぐすわ。任せて。

Oh, get off! Ow! Oh, stop it! Why? Why are you doing that to me?

離せ、この！やめて。何をするの？

What are you talking about?

何のこと？

As a masseuse and a human I'm begging you, never do that to anyone.

マッサージ師、兼、人間として、やめるよう頼むわ。

We're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell me.

お互い、正直にならなきゃ。嫌なら嫌と言ってほしかった。

Just say it, "I don't like your massages."

言って。「ホントは最低だ」って。

I don't like your massages.

ホントは最低だ。

See? It's no big deal.

ほらね、平気だわ。

Okay, but now, see? You're crying.

でも泣いてる。

Honey, it's okay. You don't have to be the best at everything.

何でも一番になることはない。

Oh, my God. You don't know me at all!

私を全然分かってない！

Okay. You give the worst massages in the world.

分かった。君の腕は世界一最悪だ。

I'm crying here.

泣いてるのよ！

Okay, so, question one. You and, uh, you were married to Frances's daughter, Lily. Is that correct?

質問その1。故人の娘リリーと結婚してた？

Yes. Yes, I was.

してたよ。

Um, question two. "Did that marriage end A, happily? B, medium? Or C, in the total abandonment of her and her two children?"

質問その2。結婚生活の終わり方は？A 円満、B 普通、C 妻と娘たちをスッパリと捨てた。

It really says that?

公式なの？

Well, I guess then I would have to say "C."

では答えはCだろうな。

Would you do me a favor and, um, would you give Lily that, please?

リリーにこれを渡してもらいたい。

Because I wanted to talk to her at the memorial. But, well, I pictured her getting mad at me the way you got mad at me and I chickened out.

葬式の席で話すつもりだったけど、君の怒った顔を見てすっかりおじけづいた。

You-you-you came to see Lily?

リリーに会いにきたの？

Lily's dead.

死んだわ。

What about the girls?

娘たちは？

Well, Ursula is a waitress and she lives in Soho.

アースラはウェートレスでソーホーに。

And Phoebe...Is on this couch.

フィービーは...ここに座ってる。

Yup. Lipstick and a daughter. Big day for you, huh?

口紅と娘を一挙獲得ね。

I just can't believe that you're my daughter. You're so pretty.

君が娘とは驚きだ。だって、とても美人だ。

Yes, well, that's neither here nor there.

当たり前のことを。

So, would it make you feel better if I said that I was very, very sorry I left?

君たちを捨てて後悔したと言えば少しは許される？

You know what? It doesn't matter what you say. It's not gonna make a difference anyway.

言葉で過去は変わらないわ。もう帰って。

Alright, well, you know, in my defense I was a lousy father.

自己弁護させてもらうと、私はひどい父親だった。

That's your defense?

弁護？

Yes, it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards.

そうとも。ミルクはこがすし、オムツは逆につける。

I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep but that made you cry even more.

子守歌を作ればかえって泣かせた。

Hey, man, how'd the audition go?

オーディションは？

Estelle said I didn't get it.

落ちたそうだ。

What? Why? Joey, you were so ready for it.

何でよ。バッチリ準備したのに。

Yeah, I thought so, too. But she said the casting people had some problems with me.

俺もそう思ったが、問題があったらしい。

What kind of problems?

問題？

Well, to tell you the truth, they, uh they had a problem with the bag.

ぶっちゃけると、このバッグだ。

Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.

バッグは手放したら？

I don't want to give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag, do I, Rach?

嫌だよ。似合うよね、レイチェル？

Wait, Joey. I'm sorry. I mean as terrific as I think you are with it..

私はステキだと思ってるわ。

I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.

でも世の中が、まだ理解しないのよ。