フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Hey, if he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!

代わりにあそこに入るよ。

Oh, good idea.

いいね。

It would be so cool to live across from you guys.

みんなのお向かいさんだ。

Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing. You know, where you have a can, we have a can, and it's connected by a string.

じゃ電話を作ろう。缶を糸でつなげば会話ができるぞ。

Or we could do the actual telephone thing.

普通の電話も使えるぞ。

Oh, my God. I love this apartment!

この部屋、気に入ったよ。

Isn't it perfect?

文句なしだ。

I can't believe I never realized how great it is!

こんなにいい部屋とは知らなかった。

Well, that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.

ブ男の裸に目を奪われてた。

You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.

早く申し込まないと私が入居するわよ。

Okay, so now they know you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?

レイチェルにバレたこと、２人は？

Yes, but, you know what, it doesn't matter who knows what.

知らないけど、もう関係ない。

Now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know. Now all the lying and the secrets will finally be over.

みんなにバレたんだから秘密にするのは終わりだ。

Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.

バレたと知らさずにからかうのは？

Oh, you don't have to do anything. Just don't tell them that we know.

ジョーイはとにかく黙ってて。

No, I can't take anymore secrets. I got your secrets, I got their secrets. I got secrets of my own, you know.

秘密ばかりでパンク状態だ。君らの秘密に自分のもある。

You don't have any secrets.

自分のって？

Oh, yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.

ペンギンのぬいぐるみと寝てることだ。

So, how are we gonna mess with them?

２人をどう攻める？

Well, you could use your position, you know, as the roommate.

あなたは同居の立場を利用。

And then I would use, you know, the strongest tool at my disposal.

私は自分の最強の武器を使うわ。

My sexuality.

お色気。

Are you okay?

大丈夫？

Well, if you really wanna know, I.. Oh, I can't tell you this.

実はね…やっぱ言えない。

Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.

水くさいな。

Well, actually, you are the one person I can't tell this to and the one person I want to the most.

あなたには言えないの。でも一番言いたい相手よ。

What's going on?

何なの？

I think, it's just, you know, that I haven't been with a guy in so long and, you know, how sometimes you're looking for something and you just don't even see that it's right there in front of you, sipping coffee.

彼氏いない歴が長いのは…運命の人を見落としてたせいよ。目の前にいたのに。

Oh, no. Have I said too much?

バレちゃった？

The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house. I think Phoebe was hitting on me.

意外なことにフィービーが俺にホレてる。

What are you talking about?

冗談でしょ。

I'm telling you, I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.

セクシーだからだ。

It's not possible.

どこがよ。

I'm sorry, I just think you misunderstood her.

悪いけど勘違いよ。

No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me. She touched my bicep for crying out loud.

ベタベタしてきたんだぞ。二頭筋にも触れた。

This bicep?

これが？

Well, it's not flexed right now.

今は力を抜いてた。

Hey, Mon, what are you doing now? You wanna come see a movie with us?

モニカ、映画に行かない？

Ah, you know, actually, I was gonna do some laundry.

洗濯しなきゃいけないの。

Hey, Chandler, you wanna do it with me?

チャンドラーもどう？

Sure, I'll do it with you.

お供する。

Okay, great. Hold on a second.

ちょうどいいわ。

Oh! Here you go.

これよ。

You don't mind, do you? That would really help me out a lot. Thanks.

ついでにお願いね。助かる。

You know what, I don't think I have enough quarters.

でも小銭がない。

Oh, I have quarters.

あるわ。

I've got the edge. I know, it's not exactly ethical but I sent him a little bribe to tip the scales in my direction.

僕は優位だ。良心には反するが、ちょっとした賄賂を贈った。

Yeah, check it out. You can probably see it from the window.

窓から見えるよ。

Oh, is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it?

あのピンボール・マシン？

No.

違う。

That new mountain bike?

マウンテン・バイク？

No.

違う。

Well, what did you send?

どれ？

A basket of mini muffins.

マフィンのカゴ。

Unless..

でも…

No, not 'unless!' Well, this must end now!

嫌だ、今すぐ終わりにしよう。

Oh, man, they think they are so slick messing with us.

２人は私たちを手玉に取る気よ。

But see, they don't know that we know that they know.

でも私たちが知ってるのを向こうは知らないわ。

So..

つまり…

Oh, yes. The messers become the messees!

手玉取りを手玉にしてやる！

Honey, you gotta stop torturing yourself.

自虐的なことはやめて。

Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?

ほかの部屋、探せば？

Look, I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month. And none of them even compares to that one.

1000件もの部屋を見たが、あの部屋とは比較にならない。

You know what you should do? You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him.

なら、ブ男の好きなことを調べて彼と親しくなることよ。

Yeah, like if I wanted something from Joey, I would strike up a conversation about, say, sandwiches.

もしジョーイに頼みがあれば好みの話題で釣るわ。サンドイッチとか。

Or my underwear.

私の下着とか。

I'm listening.

ノった。

See?

ほらね。

That is a great idea!

いいアイデアだ。

Hello?

もしもし。

Oh, yeah, hold on a second, she's right here. Hey, it's Chandler.

待って、すぐ代わるわ。チャンドラーよ。

Hello, you.

ハロ〜。

Hello, Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day.

君で頭がいっぱいだ。

Well, you know that thing you said before? I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.

君の言葉にそそられてしまった。

Really?

マジ？

Yeah, listen, Joey is not gonna be here tonight. So why don't you come over and I'll let you feel my bicep. Or maybe more.

今夜、味わいにこないか？俺の二頭筋を。いや、それ以上を。

I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye.

返事はあとで。バーイ。

Okay, okay, okay. You win! You win!

認める、そっちの勝ちだ。

I can't have sex with you!

エッチは無理だ。

And why not?

なぜ？

Because I'm in love with Monica!

モニカを愛してる。

You're what?

何てった？

Love her, that's right. I love her! I love her!

そうだよ、愛してるんだ。愛しちゃったの！

I love you, Monica.

愛してる。

I love you too, Chandler.

私もよ。

A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's furnished.

新居で出直しです。職場のみんなもここに招きたい。

I must say, it's nice to see you back on your feet.

立ち直ってよかった。

Well, I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.

二度とキレる心配はありませんよ。

I wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our team at the museum.

復職の時期はいつごろかな？

Oh, Donald, that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work.

うれしいお言葉。復帰はいつでも…