フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Not yet. Um, I heard they really hurt. Do they hurt?

まだよ。やっぱ激痛なの？

Well..

まあ…

Oh, my God.

もうイヤ。

It's okay. It's okay.

大丈夫、大丈夫。

Okay, uh, Pheebs, look, look. This is for the babies to look at someday so is-is there anything you want to say, you know, before it all starts?

フィービー、これ、３つ子のために録画する。産む前にひと言。

Oh, okay. Um.. Hi, kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. Can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me.

ハーイ、フィービーよ。君たちに早く会いたいわ。痛くしないで。

Hey! What took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did.

何で遅かったわけ？

Well, we-we had to go back 'cause I forgot my jacket.

上着を忘れたの。

That's right.

そうそう。

You-you're not wearin' a jacket.

着てないわ。

Oh, man! I did it again!

また忘れた！

Hi, Pheebs. Okay, so we just spoke to the nurse. And the reason that your doctor is late is because, uh, she's not coming.

ナースの話じゃ、主治医が来ないのは…来ないからだって。

What?

えっ？

Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.

シャワーで頭を打ったとか。

Oh, my God. She's so stupid!

救いようないアホね。

Well, Pheebs, Pheebs it's gonna be okay.

何とかなるよ。

That's easy for you to say. I don't see three kids coming out of your vagina.

じゃ、腹から３人出してみれば？

Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad. I'm gonna be delivering your babies.

ドクター･ハラッドだ。お産を担当する。

Now, I want you to know you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time.

腕が確かなベテランだよ。

I'll be back in a minute to do your internal. And in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great.

あとで検診するから、リラックスしてて。

Am I late? Am I late? Nobody came out yet, right?

遅くなったね。まだ出てない？

No, no, no, we haven't started yet. Where's Alice?

まだよ。アリスは？

Uh, Delaware. She's on her way though. So until she gets here, I'm gonna be your coach.

向かってるとこだが、安心しな。

But don't worry, she told me all about the Lamazda stuff.

ラ･マツダ法は俺も覚えた。

Monica, you're gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.

モニカ、ほめてよ。ナースとダブルデートの約束したわ。

Oh, my.

いいねえ。

They're male nurses.

男のナースよ。

Not in my head.

想像は自由だ。

You're, you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on.

ロスを克服しろと言ったくせに。

I'm moving on and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go?

協力してよ。何で断るわけ？

Oh, um.. Why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you if it's true.

逆に、いい理由があったら言ってみて。

What?

はあ？

Harder than it sounds, isn't it?

難しいでしょ。

Oh, okay, I'm having another one. This one doesn't hurt eith.. Ooh, yes, it does! Ow.

次の波が来た。今度のも痛く…痛いわ。

Hey, where are Monica and Rachel, anyway?

モニカとレイチェルは？

Oh, a-a couple of nurses asked them out. Maybe they're with them..

ナースとデートの打ち合わせだ。

Really? Male nurses?

男のナースか？

Yeah. I was bummed too.

ガッカリだよな。

Oh, is this about you, you dating the nurse? Yeah, yeah, Joey already told me. And I am so, so fine.

ナースとのデート？ジョーイに聞いたが、俺は平気だよ。

I mean, you and I, we're just, you know, we're nothing. We're-we're just goofin' around.

だって俺たちは、ほんの遊びの関係だろ。

Um, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it.

断るつもりだったけど…

But, um, hey, if we're just "goofin' around" then, uh, maybe I will go out with him.

あなたが遊びだと言うなら、行くわ。

It's not that weird, is it?

普通の医者だ。

It's very weird. I don't want some guy down there telling me I'm, you know, dilated-a-mundo.

ものすごく変じゃん。フォンジーおたくはクビよ。

To be fair, he doesn't seem to be impersonating Fonzie--

ファンだからって支障は…

What are you doing? Why are you defending him? Just get me another doctor.

何言ってんの！まともな医者、探してよ。

Okay, Pheebs? This is Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the "Happy Days" gang.

お待たせ。ドクター･オーバーマンだ。彼はフォンジーにも無関心。

Hi, and you're going into what grade?

ボクちゃん、何年生？

I'm actually a first-year resident, but I get that a lot. You see, I graduated early.

新米実習生ですが、知識は豊富で…

Ross.. maybe I should have specified that I'd be needing a grown-up doctor.

ロス、大人の医者を呼んでちょうだい。

Honey, you know, I just gotta tell you I think this is such a terrific thing that you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.

弟たちのために産むなんて尊敬するわ。

I know, it is. Can I tell you a little secret?

大げさよ。ここだけの話…

Yeah.

何？

I want to keep one.

１人、キープするの。

Okay, Phoebe, honey, you've gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you can't keep one of these babies.

冗談でしょ。赤ちゃんは、もらえないわ。

Why not? Maybe I can. You don't know.

もらえるかもよ。

Well, yes, yes, yes, I do, I do know. Frank and Alice are gonna wanna keep all of their children.

とんでもない。３人とも弟が引き取るわよ。

Maybe not...you know? Seriously, three babies are a handful.

まだ分からないわ。３つ子は大変だもの。

Hey. I just heard. What's up?

知らなかったよ、どう？

Kidney stones.

腎臓結石。

Now, ordinarily, Mr. Tribbiani we try to break the stones up with shock waves. But they're too close to the bladder now.

通常は衝撃波で石を割るが、君の場合、膀胱に近いゆえに…

Which means, we can either wait for you to pass them or else, go up the urethra--

小水と共に出るのを待つか、尿道に管を入れ…

Whoa, whoa! No, no, no. Nothin' is going up, okay? Up, up is not an option.

ダメダメ。何も入れさせない。入れるのはなしだ。

So, did you ask him?

弟に聞いた？

No, I haven't had a chance to be alone with him yet.

チャンスがなくて。

Well, I'm kinda on a clock here.

私は爆発寸前よ。

Ooh, this is a big one.

今度は大波よ。

Aw! Get these things out of me!

助けてくれ。

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe through the pain.

ヒーヒーフーで痛みを逃せ。

I want the drugs, Ross! I want the drugs.

モルヒネをくれ！

I do too! I do too!

僕にもくれ！

Come on, Little Chandler, it's time to be born.

チャンドラーちゃん、おいで、産まれる番だよ。

Come on. Alright. He's coming!

出てきたぞ。

Hey, where's his thing?

チン○は？

Chandler is a girl!

チャンドラーは女だ！

Oh, God. Kindergarten flashback.

幼稚園でよく言われた。

So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?

ナース男と遊ぶの？

Well, uh, you and I are just "goofin' around." I thought, why not just goof around with him?

あなたとは遊びだもの。彼とも遊ぶわ。

You know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term "goofing around" in the dictionary.

「遊び」って言葉を辞書で調べてよ。

Well, I have. And the technical... definition is "two friends who care a lot about each other.. and have...amazing sex.. and just want to spend more time together," you know.

俺が調べたところ、定義はこうだ。「２人の友達同士がお互いを大切な人だと認め、いいセックスを楽しみ、もっと一緒にいたいと思うこと」

So here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish.

産まれたわね。卵に話しかけたのが昨日みたい。

Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong. This is.

出産はつらいと聞いたけど、別れのほうが酷よ。

Well, I had the most fun with you guys.

今まで楽しかった。

I wish I could take you home and see you every day, but..

自分で育てたいけど…

Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite aunt.

おばさんの地位で我慢する。

I know Alice's sister has a pool but you lived in me.

アリス側のおばさんに浮気はなしよ。

Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great.

仲良くやろう。やれるわね。

Little high-fives. Ah, ah, ah.

よろしく。

Phoebe, we are so proud of you. You're amazing.

フィービーはすごいわ。ホント偉い。

I know.

知ってる。

So, does it really hurt as bad as they say?

陣痛って激痛？

Yeah. You won't be able to take it.

あなたは耐えられない。