フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Come in. I've been waiting for you.

入って。待ってたのよ。

Oh, my god! Monica!

やらしい！モニカ。

Okay. I'm sorry. I was taking a nap.

どうしよう、ごめん。昼寝中だったの。

Since when do you take naps in that position?

あんな体勢で昼寝？

You know what? I-I.. Just give me a second. I'll be outta your hair.

すぐ出てくから。

I'm just gonna grab a jacket.

ジャケット着させて。

When I get back.. I want every little detail.

帰ったら逐一報告してもらうわよ。

Ugh, PBS.

クソッ、PBS。

What's wrong with PBS?

PBSが嫌い？

Uh, what's right with them?

どこが好き？

This isn't a good deed. You just wanna get on TV. This is totally selfish.

テレビに出たいだけよ。利己的だわ。

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! What about you having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish.

君の出産だって利己的だ。

What? What are you talking about?

どういうこと？

Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all but it made you feel really good, right?

いいことして自分もいい気分だろ。

Yeah, so?

それが？

Well, it made you feel good so that makes it selfish.

つまり自分のためだ。

Look, there's no unselfish good deed. Sorry.

利己的じゃないいいことはない。

Yes, there are. There are totally good deeds that are selfless.

無私の奉仕だってあるわ。

Well, may I ask for one example?

例をあげてみて。

Yeah, it's.. you know, there's.. No, you may not.

例えば…あげさせないで。

Yeah, well, sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs but selfless good deeds don't exist. Okay?

悪いが自分のためじゃない奉仕など存在しないよ。

And you know the deal on Santa Claus, right?

サンタクロースがいい例だ。

I'm gonna find a selfless good deed. I'm going to beat you, you evil genius.

例をあげてやるわ。邪悪なへ理屈男め。

Ross, I'm only ringing to say stop harassing my relatives. Goodbye.

親せきに電話しないで。さよなら。

No, wait. Wait, look, okay, okay. You can hang up, but I-I'm gonna keep calling.

待って。君が切ったら迷惑電話をかけ続ける。

I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me.

君と話せるまでイギリス中の人にかける。

Really? About what?

話って？

Look, you're-you're my wife. We're-we're married. You know? I-I love you.

君は妻だ。僕らは夫婦だ。君を愛してるし…

I...I really miss you.

寂しいよ。

I miss you too. Well, at least, I think I do.

私もよ。それだけは確かだわ。

I don't care, I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had.

最高のエッチを味わってるそうよ。

Really?

ホント？

That's what you heard? You said that?

そう聞いた？そう言った？

I might have said that.

言ったかも。

Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship.

エミリーがやり直そうって。

That's great!

よかった。

In London. She wants me to move to London.

ロンドンでだ。僕に引っ越せと。

But you live here.

家はこっちよ。

I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed.

無私の奉仕の例がない。

You know that really old guy that lives next door to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me.

この前、隣の老人のために玄関前をこっそり掃除したの。バレておやつをもらったわ。

And he, like, force-fed me cider and cookies.

サイダーとクッキーをもらったの。

Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass.

いい気分よ。ジジイめ。

Can I ask you a cooking question?

調理の質問だ。

Sure.

何？

If you're cooking on the stove.. does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?

ガス台で料理して…今の彼はリチャードよりテクあり？

Chandler.

チャンドラー。

Is he?

そうなの？

Okay. That's it. I cannot make this decision. It is too difficult.

ダメだ。難しくて決められないよ。

So I'm just gonna leave it entirely up to the gods of fate.

だから運命の神の手にゆだねる。

A magic 8-ball? You can't be serious. You can't make this decision with a toy.

"魔法のエイトボール"？オモチャで決めるの？

Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced for the second time before I'm 30.

だって妻を選べば親友を失うし、親友を選べば30歳前にバツ2だ。

So, so, if anyone else has, has a better suggestion let's hear it, because I-I got nothin'!

ほかに手があれば教えてよ。僕にはない。

I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200.

寄付したいの。金額は200ドルよ。

Two hundred dollars? You sure, Pheebs? I mean, after what "Sesame Street" did to you?

200ドルも？"セサミストリート"の恨みは？

Oh, I'm still mad at them, but I also know that they bring happiness to lots of kids whose moms didn't kill themselves.

許せないけど、ママが自殺してない子にはいい番組よ。

Hi. You ready? You know, we're.. We're going to be late.

支度は？遅れるわよ。

For what?

何に？

For Stella, remember? She's getting her groove back in, like, 20 minutes.

映画よ。20分後にはステラが恋に落ちてる。

Yeah, I, uh, totally forgot about that. Do you...do you mind if I take a rain check?

完ぺきに忘れてた。延期しない？

I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay.

ロンドン行き、消えたって？

It's not that easy, there's still a lot of, uh.. relationship stuff.

それが複雑なんだ。まだ問題があって。

Like what?

問題？

Just stuff. You know, uh, kind of what Emily wants.

ちょっとね。エミリーが条件を出した。

Well, why don't you talk to me about it? Maybe I can help.

話して。相談に乗る。

No, no, you... you can't help. I mean... I kinda have to do this without your help.

ダメだ。君には相談できない。君の力は借りられないよ。

Ross. Look, whatever this relationship stuff is that Emily wants.. just give it to her.

ロス。エミリーの条件は飲んであげなさいよ。

Come on, the bottom line is that you love her.

愛してるんでしょ。

So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it.

彼女の望むとおりにしてあげて。

I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just hate yourself if you don't.

やってみることよ。でなきゃ後悔する。

Look... maybe I got carried away before but there's something you gotta know.

俺は浮かれすぎてたが…

If I'm the best.. it's only because you made me the best.

俺のエッチが最高なのは相手が君だからなんだ。

Keep talkin'.

続けて。

I mean, I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask.

元は下手だ。歴代彼女に聞いて。

Now, I understand if you never wanna sleep with me again. But that would be wrong.

君はもう寝たくないようだが、間違いだ。

We're too good. We owe it...to sex!

最高のエッチなのにしないのはエッチに悪い。

Well, if we owe it.

なら、許すわ。

Hi, sweetie.

やあ、ハニー。

Look, uh.. Yes, I've been... been thinking about.. that thing you, you wanted me to do and, uh.. I can do it.

あれから考えたよ。君が望んでることについてだけど…約束する。

So, will you come to New York?

NYに来てくれる？