フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Hey, hey, hey! None of that, not while you're living under my roof.

俺の家じゃキス禁止だ。

What?

何？

Look, just because I know about you two doesn't mean I like looking at it.

関係を知ってても見たくない。

Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?

オーディションはどうした？

Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged, black woman.

黒人のおばさん役は無理だ。

And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.

確かに俺は時々オーディションを間違える。

Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothin' to know about.

俺に口止めするなら、お前らも行動を慎め。

Okay. Sorry.

OK ごめん。

Hey. What's that?

それ何？

Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?

ママから届いたの、祖母の遺品よ。

A year ago, I didn't even have a family and now I have heirlooms, for crying out loud!

1年前は親なしだったのに、今じゃ遺品もある。

Is this mink?

ミンク？

Yeah. Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all?

毛皮を送るなんて、ママは私を知らないの？

Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make.

私が持ってるコートは動物を犠牲にしてない。

See, Emily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. You know, brand-new.

エミリーが全部買い直そうって。新品なら僕らだけの物になる。

So, basically, this is a getting-rid-of-anything-Rachel-ever-touched sale.

レイチェルが触った物は売れと？

Touched, used, sat on, slept on.. I'll take it all.

使ったり座ったり寝たり…全部買う。

Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?

いいのか？

Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.

エミリーが来てくれるなら何でもやる。

Okay, but don't you think that's a little extreme?

でも行き過ぎじゃ？

After what I did, can you blame her?

悪いのは僕だもん。

Everything's getting all messed up, you know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel.

最悪の筋書きだよ。エミリーはロスにレイチェルと絶縁させる。

We're not gonna stop seeing Rachel.

俺たちはレイチェルに会い続ける。

Hence, Ross stops seein' us.

ゆえにロスは仲間を失う。

Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.

全部変わっちゃう。

Look, I'm not happy about this either but, you know, if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves.

私も嫌だけど、兄さんが幸せなら不満は胸にしまいましょう。

Are you cool with that?

いいわね？

No. But, you know, I'm an actor. I'll act cool.

嫌だ。でも俺は役者だ、演技は任せろ。

You guys! We were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man.

みんな、地下室に気持ち悪い男がいたの。

He was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast-man.

目つきが変で毛むくじゃらで。

He was like a Bigfoot or a yeti or somethin'.

まるで雪男みたいなの。

And he came at us with an ax so Rachel had to use the bug bomb on him.

襲ってきたから殺虫剤かけたわ。

Yeah, I pulled the tab and I just fogged his yeti ass.

怪物をいぶしてやったわ。

Uh, like dark hair, bushy beard?

髪が茶色でヒゲの？

Yeah, you fogged Danny.

ダニーだ。

Sorry to bother you but I don't think that we can accept your acceptance of our apology.

おジャマでしょうけど、許したかどうか、その態度じゃ分からないわ。

It just doesn't really seem like you mean it.

本気で許してないでしょ。

Okay.

OK。

Wow. That guy is so rude.

嫌な男ね。

Really. What is with that guy?

何様のつもり？

I mean, you'd forgive me if I fogged you.

ちゃんと許すべきよ。

Well, you did a little bit.

私も煙かった。

Oh, my God. Honey, I'm so sorry.

まあ、ごめんね。

I totally forgive you.

許すわ。

So, listen, you know my friend Chris who owns the crematorium?

火葬場やってる友達いるでしょ。

Crematorium Chris? Sure.

火葬場クリスね。

Well, he said that he would cremate my fur coat for free, if I, um, you know, bring in the next person I know who dies.

あのコートをタダで火葬するって。代わりに知人が死んだら紹介するの。

Honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it. We all do, actually.

変わった人ね、そこが大好きよ。

But if you destroy a coat like this, I mean, that is like a crime against nature.

でもこれを処分するなんて、自然への罪よ。

Not nature. Fashion!

いえ、ファッションへよ。

I'm really gonna miss this apartment.

思い出の部屋だ。

You know, Ben took his first steps right over there.

ベンがそこで初めて歩いた。

Tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move.

本当はこの部屋を出たくないよ。

Uh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?

すると、ロスは幸せじゃないわけ？

Well, I mean, if Emily gave me a choice..

でも僕に選ぶ権利はない。

You do have a choice. Ross, why are you listening to her?

あるよ。彼女の言いなりなんて正気か？

Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married?

行き過ぎ？君らは独身だからそう言うんだ。

You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work.

円満な結婚生活のためには…

It's about compromise. Do you always like it? No. Do you do it? Yes.

妥協が必要だ。自分の意思に反してもね。

Listen, I'm so sorry. I would have never fogged you, you know, if you hadn't looked so, you know..

ごめんね、今の姿を知ってたら、いぶさなかった。あなた意外と…

Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.

なるほど。見た目で判断か。

What? Whoa! No, that is not cool. You don't even know me.

よくないわ。私を知らないくせに。

Fine. I judged you. I made a snap judgment, but you did it too and you're worse.

確かに見た目で判断したわ。でもあなただって決めつけたまま逃げてる。

Because you are sticking to your stupid snap judgment.

話し合えば本当の私が分かるかもしれないのに。

You can't even open up your mind for a second to see that you might be wrong.

頭が固いのよ。

What does that say about you?

それってどういうこと？

That pizza place across the street any good?

向かいのピザ屋へ。

What? I'm hungry. Want to get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.

腹減った。食いながら聞くよ。

Okay.

OK。

Stop saying that. I hate that.

やめて、ムカつく。

Uh, Ross.. Are you still mad at us?

ロス、まだ怒ってる？

Yep.

うん。

Oh, good, 'cause we have an "I'm sorry" song.

じゃ「ごめんね」の歌を。

You know what? I'm really not in the mood.

聴きたくない。

Look, we were way out of line, alright? We totally support you.

出すぎたことを言ったが、今後は力になる。

Whatever you decide, whatever you do.

何でも協力するわ。

Okay, now you're just taking lines right out of the song.

歌詞を盗まないで。

Yeah, you know, I think I'm probably just gonna hang out in my room.

私は部屋にこもるわね。

What? Come on, you guys. Listen, if Emily knew I was here having dinner with you, she would flip out and you know it.

よく考えて。エミリーが知ったら大ごとになるでしょ。

It's okay. I really don't mind.

私なら平気よ。

You know what? Rachel is here.

実はレイチェルもいる。

Look, Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?

でも友達と一緒に食事しただけだ。

Look, I'm moving for you. I'm cutting friends out of my life for you.

君のために引っ越しして、友達も捨てる。

Please, just get on the plane and come to New York, okay? You'll see. You're the only person I want to be with.

だからNYに来てよ、そしたら分かる。僕には君だけだ。

Well, you can't know where I am all the time.

僕の居場所を常に知るのは不可能だ。

Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me.

疑うなら結婚生活は無理だよ。

You're right. So...can you trust me?

そうね。じゃ僕を信じられる？

No.

いいえ。

Well, I guess that's it.

おしまいだ。

Why? What happened?

どういうこと？

My marriage is over.

離婚する。

Oh, look at you. You're shivering. Here.

震えてるわ。

Ross, honey, is there anything we can do?

何か力になれない？

Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.

家具をガンターから取り戻して。