フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Emily's cousin kicked me out.

家を追い出された。

What? Why?

何で？

Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.

妻のイトコが大家だと、離婚した途端、出てけと言われるもんだ。

How can he do that? Didn't you sign a lease?

契約書ないの？

Who needs a lease when it's family?

親せき同士だぞ。

Hey, you could stay with us.

なら、うちに泊まればいい。

We'll take care of you.

面倒見るよ。

Yeah, absolutely. Anything you need, man, but, you have to promise me you will let us know the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair.

気が楽になったら教えてよ。その髪形を笑いたいから。

Thanks, you guys, I really appreciate this.

ありがと、助かった。

Alright, I'm gonna get packin' again. Wow, I've been moving around so much lately I'm beginning to feel like a nomad.

じゃ、荷造りするよ。引っ越し続きで放浪気分だ。

So, um, do health inspectors work on commission?

衛生検査官って歩合制？

No. Bribes.

収入は賄賂。

It's okay to laugh, right?

笑うとこ？

Yeah. I was just kidding.

そう、冗談だ。

Oh! Ha, ha, okay. Alright. I see what he's doin'. He's not asking me out because he wants me to ask him out.

なるほど、彼のねらいは分かったわ。無視して私から誘わせたいのよ。

And you're not gonna do that?

その手には？

That's right. Because that would give him the control.

乗らない。乗れば彼の思うつぼよ。

So now he's all, ooh, coming up with this whole "I've got a party" thing, you know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation.

パーティーだと告げて、私に「呼んで」と言わす気よ。

Blew up in his face, didn't it?

ザマ見ろ。

So, so, there is no party?

パーティーは作り話？

Oh, no. There's a party. There's a party, but the power...that is still up for grabs.

パーティーは実際にあるわよ。でも主導権はこっちにある。

Not a problem, and listen, hey, since you're gonna be here for a while, well, I was thinking we, uh, put your name on the answering machine.

いいさ。ロスも住むなら、留守電に名前入れないと。

Oh. I, uh, hope you don't mind but I kind of already jazzed it up a little.

悪いけど、実はもう手を加えちゃった。

Pretty cool, huh?

イケるだろ？

You're fake laughing too, right?

作り笑い？

Oh, the tears are real.

涙は本物。

Oh, my God, the air purifier. Ross' air purifier. All I heard for four years through college was..

出た、ロスの空気清浄機だ。寮で4年間、聞かされた。

Dude, you should have gone out once in a while.

たまには外出しろ。

I hate this thing.

ウンザリだ。

Come on, Chandler. Ross is our friend, okay? He needs us right now. So, why don't you be a grown-up and come watch some TV in the fort?

ロスは友達だぞ。助けてやらなきゃ。大人になれよ。基地でテレビ見よう。

Hey, guys, uh, just wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.

明日、パーティーに来て。

Oh, thanks. I'll try to stop by.

ありがと、行くわ。

Yeah, actually, I think, ahem, I'm gonna be busy.

私は、ちょっと忙しいの。

What? What-what's the gala for?

何の競技会？

Uh, it's a, um, it's a, it's a regatta gala.

ボートだったかしら。

Really? You-you sail?

乗るの？

No. No, but I support it.

私は応援役。

Yeah, but he waited until the last minute. So if I said yes, he would know that I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party.

今さらだわ。行くと言えば、誘いを待ってたと思われちゃう。

I said no, which puts me right back in the driver's seat.

断ったから主導権は私にある。

So, the ball is in his court?

ボールは彼のコートに？

Ball? No, there's no ball.

ボールなんかないわ。

Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take.

我慢も限界にきてる。

Did you know he taped over my "Baywatch" tape with some show about bugs?

「ベイ・ウォッチ」のビデオに虫の番組録られた。

My God. What if that had been porn?

AVのビデオだったらどうする？

We are bad people.

俺たち、悪人だ。

He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew.

追い出す魂胆がバレバレだ。

You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?

うちも台所にフロ置く？

Okay, stop, Larry.. Okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy?

やめて。衛生検査官のラリーより普通のラリーになって。

You know, I mean, it was really exciting at first, but now, it's like okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?

最初は楽しかったけど、「じゃ、どこで食うの」って感じ。

Well, I suppose I could give him a warning.

今回は注意にとどめる。

Well, you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross. We-we-we're roomies.

うちにいろよ。同居仲間だろ。

Look, you guys don't need me here taking up all your space.

僕がいるとスペースを食う。

Well, we got plenty of space. There's still some over there by-by that speaker.

まだ、たくさんあるよ。スピーカーの横とか。

Please, just stay.

行かないで。

Are you guys sure about this?

いいの？

Definitely, yes. Ross, you have to stay.

もちろんだ。残れよ。

So I'm a pimp, huh?

僕はポン引き？

It's okay. Look, I know sometimes I can be a pain in the ass but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something's bothering you, okay?

いいんだ。君らには時々、迷惑かけてる。悪いところは直接言ってよ。

And for my part, I'll really do everything I can to keep my annoying habits, you know, just..

僕も気をつけて、悪い癖はできるだけ抑える。