フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Hey, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.

感謝祭らしく、それぞれ感謝してることを発表しない？

Ooh, I, I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having.

俺は美しかった今年の秋に感謝してる。

That's sweet, Joey.

そりゃいいや。

I'm sorry, it's just this is the worst Thanksgiving ever.

今年は最悪の感謝祭だ。

No, no, no, I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.

最悪の感謝祭なら任せろ。お前の不幸などお呼びじゃない。

Now, Chandler, dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce doesn't mean we don't love you.

離婚してもあなたを愛してるわ。

It just means he would rather sleep with the houseboy than with me.

でもパパはお手伝いの彼が好きなの。

More turkey, Mr. Chandler?

七面鳥、ど〜お？

In this life, Phoebe.

現世での話だ。

Oh, this life? Oh, okay, no, Chandler's is worse.

ならチャンドラーの勝ちよ。

Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that. I don't have any past life memories.

前世を覚えてるなんてうらやましいよ。

Of course you don't, sweetie. You're brand new.

ジョーイは子供だもん。

Joey? What's going on?

ジョーイ、どうかした？

It's stuck!

取れない！

How did it get on?

何で被ったの？

I put it on to scare Chandler.

チャンドラーを怖がらそうと。

Monica's gonna totally freak out.

モニカが知ったら怒るわよ。

Well, get that off now.

早く取って。

I can't, it's stuck.

つっかえてる。

Well, I don't care. That, that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parents' house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!

ジョーイの頭ごとお客に出せっての？

Um, I-I really don't want to tell this story.

絶対、話したくない。

Oh, come on, Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about.

過去の傷をほじくるのが感謝祭だぞ。

You know, for me anyway. And, of course, the Indians.

俺にとっては、それが正統だ。

Happy Thanksgiving.

感謝祭おめでと。

Not for me. Chip and I broke up.

めでたくない。チップと別れたの。

Why? Why? What? Well, what happened?

何があったの？

Everyone, this is Chandler, my roommate and lead singer of our band.

チャンドラーだ。うちのバンドのボーカルだよ。

Hi, I-I'm Ross's little sister.

ロスの妹よ。

Okay.

あっそ。

Hey, Chandler, um, if you want, I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner, huh.

チーズマカロニでも作ろうか？

Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, then, I'm in.

感謝祭料理じゃなきゃ食うよ。

I cannot believe Chip dumped me for that slut Nancy Branson.

チップはクソ女のナンシーに走ったのよ。

I am never going out with him again, you know. I don't care how much he begs.

謝ってきても許さないわ。

You know what? I've just had it with high school boys. They're just silly. They're just silly, stupid boys. I'm going to start dating men.

高校生の男は飽きたわ。バカなガキより、やっぱ大人の男よ。

Hey, Chandler, did you like the macaroni and cheese?

チーズマカロニはどう？

Oh, yeah, it was great. You should be a chef.

うまいよ。シェフになれば？

Okay.

なるわ。

Dude, don't do that to me.

俺を見捨てる気か。

Oh, no, it's cool. You can stay here. My parents won't mind.

うちに泊まってけばいい。

No, it's not that. I just don't wanna be stuck here all night with your fat sister.

嫌だよ。デブの妹がいるもん。

Hi, Chandler.

チャンドラー。

Oh, my God. W-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress?

何が？ドレスが変かしら？

You just, you look so different, terrific. That dress, that body.

別人だよ、すごい。その服に体...

Dude!

おい！

Sorry.

ごめん。

I know, yeah, I mean, yeah, I look great and, yeah, I feel great and, yeah, my heart's not in trouble anymore, blah, blah, blah.

確かにやせて別人になれたし、心臓への負担も減ったわよ。

I mean, you know, I just don't feel like I got him back, you know? I mean, I just want to humiliate him.

でも、もっとはっきりと仕返ししたい。

I want him to be like, like naked and I want to point at him and I want to laugh.

素っ裸にして指さして笑うとか。

Okay, that we may be able to do.

なるほど、それならできる。

Uh, oh, here's what you do. Just act like everything around you turns you on.

何を見てもすぐ燃える女になるの。

What do you mean?

というと？

Well, like anything can be sexy. Like, um, oh, okay, like this, like this dishtowel.

セクシー丸出しでいくの。例えばタオルを使って。

This feels so good against my cheek.

タオルがほおにいい気持ち。

What have we got here?

患者は？

20-year-old male. He's got a severed toe on his right foot.

20歳男性、右の足先を切断。

Did you bring the toe?

つま先は？

Oh, yes. I have it right here on ice.

氷の中です。

You brought a carrot.

ニンジンだ。

What?

え？

This isn't your toe. This is a small, very cold piece of carrot.

冷えたニンジンの切れ端だよ。

That's why I lost my toe? Because I called you fat?

デブ発言で切断？

I didn't mean to cut it off, I mean, it was an accident.

わざと切ったわけじゃない。

That's why, for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-a-Lot.

あのあと、『指なき子』と呼ばれた。

I'm sorry. It wasn't your whole toe.

ごめん。でも指全部じゃないわ。

Yeah, well, I miss the tip. It's the best part. It has the nail.

先っちょだ。肝心な部分だ。ツメがついてた。

Look, Monica, this is not gonna work.

効き目ない。

I bet this will work.

これなら？

You are so great, I love you.

最高だ、愛してる。

What?

何て？

Nothing, I said, I said you're so great, and then I just stopped talking.

別に、『最高だ』のあと口閉じた。

You said, you loved me, I can't believe this.

愛してるって言った。

No, I didn't.

言わない。

Yes, you did.

言ったわ。

No, I didn't! You love me.

言わない。

No, I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

違うよ！やめてくれ！