フレンズで学ぶ英会話

This is insane.

２人が結婚？

What's the big deal? You know, it's not like it's a real marriage.

ただの結婚ごっこでしょ

You, what?

何だって？

Yeah, if you get married in Vegas you're only married in Vegas.

ベガスにいる間だけ夫婦よ

What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you're married everywhere.

結婚したら どこでも夫婦よ

Really?

ホント？

Oh, my God!

大変だわ！

Why are we in bed together?

なぜ同じベッドに？

I don't know.

さあね

Do you, do you have, do you have any clothes on?

服は着てる？

Yes.

ああ

Really?

本当？

No.

いや

Oh, I don't remember much about...last night.

ゆうべの記憶が消えてる

It was...such a blur.

頭がボーッとして

Well, my movie has been officially canceled.

映画は正式に製作中止だ

Um, Joey, I'm so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?

かわいそうに 私の 食べる？

Nah. I'm too depressed to eat. I'll probably eat in, like, five minutes.

食欲ない 回復には時間が… ５分かかる

So, I guess I'll just fly home with you guys. What time's your flight?

俺も飛行機で帰るよ

What about my cab? I don't need that anymore.

タクシーは？ 要らない

No, Joey, you borrowed my cab. You have to drive it back.

乗って戻ってきてよ

I don't wanna drive all the way back by myself. I get so lonely.

１人での長旅は孤独だ

Oh, oh, how about if you come with me?

一緒にどう？

Monica and I almost got married last night.

昨夜 結婚寸前だった

Oh, my God! That's huge! Hey!

ウソ！ やったじゃん

Wait a minute. Why wasn't I invited? And who was gonna be your best man? Don't say Ross. Do not say Ross.

なぜ俺を式に呼ばない 付き添い役は？ まさかロスか

Look, I just don't think that Monica and I are ready to get married yet, you know? I mean, I love her and everything but..

やっぱ結婚はまだ早い モニカを愛してるが――

Seeing Ross and Rachel come out of that chapel was like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast, you know, and..

ロスたちを目撃して目が覚めたんだ 俺たちは早まったって

How do I tell her without crushing her?

モニカに何と言おう

Yeah. Oh! Tell her she's not marriage material.

"結婚の対象外"は？

What?

それ 何？

Girls say it to me all the time.

俺はよく言われる

And believe me if she's anything like me she's just gonna be relieved.

言われるとホッとするもんだ

Well, they, they, they would not let us get married when we were that drunk.

でも酔っ払いは結婚できない

They let you get married when you're drunk. Most people getting married in Vegas are drunk.

ベガスで結婚するのは大抵 酔っ払いだ

Yeah, I'm drunk right now.

私は今 酔ってる

What, I can't have a mimosa with breakfast? I'm on vacation.

飲んで悪い？ 休暇中よ

Oh, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?

離婚の手続きを

Well, I think, I think.. Ross already has one.

専門の弁護士ならロスがおなじみだ

Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two so you get the third one for free.

３度目の費用はサービスかもよ

Laugh it up, but the joke's on you. Because we don't need to get divorced, okay? We're just gonna get an annulment.

その冗談は的外れだ 離婚はしない 婚姻無効にする

No! No, that's not my thing! I do not love getting divorced.

プロじゃない 離婚なんか嫌いだ

Yes, you do. This is your third divorce.

好きよ ３度目だもん

God, you love divorce so much you're probably gonna marry it and then.. And then it won't work out so you're gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy.

いっそ離婚と結婚すれば？ それで離婚と離婚よ この離婚男

I'm so drunk.

酔いすぎね

Well, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again.

ゆうべみたいにサイコロに聞いたら？

Yes, we don't get married unless there's a sign, okay?

お告げなしで結婚はできない

So, say, uh...say you roll another eight then there is a definite sign that we should get married.

また８が出たら結婚しろってお告げだ

Alright, eight, we get married but two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, we don't get married.

８なら結婚だけど２、３、４、５、６、７、９、10、11、12なら結婚しない

Sounds great.

大賛成

Come on, Joey, you can't win if you don't ask any questions!

質問で答えを探らないと――負けよ！

What?

何？

Well, you promised me a fun road trip and we've been on the road for six hours and you've been asleep for five and a half.

楽しい旅にする約束なのに６時間中 ５時間半も寝てる

We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive the whole way back.

次の休憩所からはずっと運転してもらうわよ

That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper.

"寝るしんぼう"め

I'm-I'm not kidding. Look, I, I, uh.. I can't have three failed marriages.

僕は本気だよ 結婚に３度も失敗するのは免れたい

I can't, okay? I-I-I am not gonna be that guy.

そんなレッテルははられたくない

What? Well, wh, what...so, uh.. So, what, we just stay married forever?

永遠に結婚したままでいろっての？

Okay. How...how is this going to affect you, really?

結婚で変わることってある？

I mean, you fill some form out once in a while instead of checking the box that says Miss you check the box that says Missus. It's right next to it.

何かの申込書で既婚の欄に印を付けることくらいだ 隣の未婚の欄から手をずらすだけだよ

No! Ross, come on. No. Listen. Look, I've thought a lot about how to tell you this and, um...the bottom line, Ross is we cannot stay married.

何て言おうか悩んだけどとにかく結婚は困るの

I don't know if that's true.

それは違う

Okay, but it, it, it is.

違わない

You know what this is? This...is a difference...of opinion.

気に病むな 少し意見が食い違っただけだ

And when that happens in a marriage--

夫婦なら当然だ

Oh, Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover!

何が夫婦よ！最悪の二日酔いになっただけよ

Ross, listen if you do not get this annulment, I will.

無効申請は私がする

Come on, Pheebs. I can't take this anymore. Please talk to me.

もう耐えられない 口をきいてよ

Pheebs, look, I'm so sorry. I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn't deliver, okay, but, but, but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship, so..

本当に悪かったよ 友達同士の楽しい旅をぶち壊しちゃった 友情には寝ないことが大切だと分かったよ

So, so, so I will strive to, to stay awake for as long as I know you.

この先は一生寝ないように頑張る

You can still, like, sleep at night and stuff.

夜は寝ていいわ

Well, thank you.

ありがと

You know, I was thinking, what if I, uh.. unpack here?

荷物はここで解いていい？

Then all your stuff would be here.

人んちに？

Well.. What if all my stuff was here?

俺の物は――全部 置きたい

Then you'd be going back and forth all the time. I mean.. doesn't make any sense.

使うたびに通う気？ 無駄だわ

Okay.

鈍いね

What if we live together and you understand what I'm saying?

同居しよう 分かった？

Live together? There have been no signs for that.

同居？ そんな お告げないわ

Me asking is kind of a sign.

俺の提案がお告げだ

Yes! Yes! Yes!

いいわ！

Hey, so, did everything go alright with the, uh...annulment?

婚姻無効の手続きは？

Oh, yeah. No problems. It's all taken care of.

問題ないよ もう済んだ

Ross, thank you.

ありがとう

You want, you wanna hear something weird?

変な話 聞きたい？

Always.

いつでも

I didn't get the annulment.

無効にしてない

What?

何ですって？

We're still married. Don't tell Rachel. See you later.

まだ結婚中 レイチェルには秘密ね